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Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!
Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?
Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.
Rex :...
Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?
Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?
Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?
Rex :...
Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?
Rex :
Screw canon, I say everyone's alive. Even tho this is gonna be a fix-it is gonna be angsty as hell. I hope. No idea where in the sw or clone wars timeline this will be but let's just role with it.
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The General was gone. Considering how often that happened Rex really shouldn't be surprised.
The Separatist base they were ment to be infiltrating was located on an under water planet in the Outer-Rim. The crashing waves, constant wind, rain and general misery would have been nostalgic, nice even, if not for the many terrible memories of Kamino cropping up all over the place.
All in all, not pleasant.
The team was small, with all the usual suspects. In the distance Rex could hear the sound of bombs, droid poppers and manic laughter. At least someone was doing their jobs.
Slowly making his way down through the base, Rex could feel the air growing thick as the air pressure droped. Although the base looked nothing like Kamino Rex couldn't help but think of the cold, soulless hallways and rooms.
All around droids and scientists were fleeing to the upper levels. Rex was surprised that the whole base wasn't flooded or blown up considering all the damage that his brothers had done.
Rounding a corner, Rex threw his hands out infront of him to catch himself. Try as he might his head still hit the floor.
Looking up with a groan and a quickly escalating headache, Rex turned his head to find out what made him go head over ass.
Rex's heart jump then plummet down to his toes, air getting stuck in his throat. Lying on the floor was the Generals lightsaber. Crawling to his knees, hands shaking, Rex carefully, as though it was make of the most precious porcelain, picked up the weapon and clutched it to his chest.
Where his hands were holding the saber against his heart Rex could feel them both, his heart and the lightsaber, jumping and stuttering. Something was wrong. So, so wrong. Turning the saber over, he noticed blood stained the well worn hilt, turning the silver a shining crimson.
Sucking in as deep a breathes as he could manage, he gets to his feet, holding himself up with the wall. He couldn't tell if the shaking in his knees was from the fall or the blood on the damn lightsaber.
Kriffing sithspit. He thought, checking to make sure the coast is clear. Clipping the lightsaber to his belt and unfastening his guns from their holsters, Rex continued his descent through the base.
Rex: I'm not sure I understood, General.
Anakin: But it's obvious! Obi-Wan has a crush on Cody!
Rex: I'm not convinced...
Anakin : Since I've known him, he's been flirting with everything that moves and breathes!
Rex:...
Anakin : You're right, forget the part about things that breathe. Obi-Wan also flirts with droids!
Rex :...
Anakin : And Obi-Wan has never flirted with Cody so that means he has feelings for him!
Rex :...
Anakin :...
Rex : I am still not convinced...
Anakin :
Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!
Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?
Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.
Rex :...
Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?
Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?
Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?
Rex :...
Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?
Rex :
Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!
Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?
Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.
Rex :...
Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?
Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?
Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?
Rex :...
Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?
Rex :
Do you have any Star Wars fanfiction recommendations?
I'm looking for long fanfics in progress or finished. I have a preference for fanfics where someone finds out Palpatine's true plans before it's too late and one that has a happy ending.
I don't care about ships. But I definitely don't want Obi-Wan/Anakin, I don't like this ship.
Do you have any Star Wars fanfiction recommendations?
I'm looking for long fanfics in progress or finished. I have a preference for fanfics where someone finds out Palpatine's true plans before it's too late and one that has a happy ending.
I don't care about ships. But I definitely don't want Obi-Wan/Anakin, I don't like this ship.
Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.
Cody: Very, very close.
Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.
Cody: We're not friends.
Anakin : What???
Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.
Anakin: What else do you do?
Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...
Cody : Your master and I sleep together.
Obi-Wan : Cody!
Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.
Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.
Cody : Me too.
Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.
Obi-Wan : What?
Cody : What?!
Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.
Cody : WHAT?!
Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.
Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!
Cody : I'm going to be sick...
*2 hours later*
Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!
Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.
Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!
Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.
Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?
Anakin : What were they talking about then?
Kix :
Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.
Cody: Very, very close.
Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.
Cody: We're not friends.
Anakin : What???
Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.
Anakin: What else do you do?
Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...
Cody : Your master and I sleep together.
Obi-Wan : Cody!
Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.
Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.
Cody : Me too.
Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.
Obi-Wan : What?
Cody : What?!
Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.
Cody : WHAT?!
Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.
Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!
Cody : I'm going to be sick...
*2 hours later*
Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!
Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.
Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!
Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.
Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?
Anakin : What were they talking about then?
Kix :