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Ok but what if in world tour Barb was 17
Just imagin the other leaders finding out that there is a CHILD on the throne of The Rock Kingdom
Delta essence and Quincy : * parent mode activated*
YESS OMG THOSE EXACT THOUGHTS HAVE BEEN IN MY MIND FOR MONTHSSS
*Barbs birthday*
Barb: oh yea I’m turning 18.
…
Poppy: … n-no you aren’t nu uh…
Trollzart: …. We almost got our whole world dominated by a 17 year old girl….
Essence : … yea take all that make up off baby, you looking a little too grown.
Quincy: yea if I can’t tell your age it too much make up … no ma’am.
Delta: oh so that why you act like you ain’t got no sense mhm
Riff: … I’ve been being bossed around by a high schooler…
King Quincy and Queen Essence comments inspired by my aunts and uncles 💀
OKAY ME BUT WITH DISABILITIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS
Like barb has BPD you cannot convince me she’s not , the whole world tour was just a impulsive manic episode and the crash after was devastating
And trollex being casual about that is 100% true he would just be like “okay andddd”
Trollex is either barb’s biggest hater or barbs 1# supporter depends on the time of day 💀
Ok but what if in world tour Barb was 17
Just imagin the other leaders finding out that there is a CHILD on the throne of The Rock Kingdom
Delta essence and Quincy : * parent mode activated*
YESS OMG THOSE EXACT THOUGHTS HAVE BEEN IN MY MIND FOR MONTHSSS
*Barbs birthday*
Barb: oh yea I’m turning 18.
…
Poppy: … n-no you aren’t nu uh…
Trollzart: …. We almost got our whole world dominated by a 17 year old girl….
Essence : … yea take all that make up off baby, you looking a little too grown.
Quincy: yea if I can’t tell your age it too much make up … no ma’am.
Delta: oh so that why you act like you ain’t got no sense mhm
Riff: … I’ve been being bossed around by a high schooler…
King Quincy and Queen Essence comments inspired by my aunts and uncles 💀
They wouldn’t talk this each other or even be NEAR each other for the next month after that 😭💀
Delta Dawn would just be cracking UP about it infact she would go over to Barb every once in a while and say “where your little boyfriend at” just to embarrass and make Barb cringe 💀
Ok but what if in world tour Barb was 17
Just imagin the other leaders finding out that there is a CHILD on the throne of The Rock Kingdom
Delta essence and Quincy : * parent mode activated*
YESS OMG THOSE EXACT THOUGHTS HAVE BEEN IN MY MIND FOR MONTHSSS
*Barbs birthday*
Barb: oh yea I’m turning 18.
…
Poppy: … n-no you aren’t nu uh…
Trollzart: …. We almost got our whole world dominated by a 17 year old girl….
Essence : … yea take all that make up off baby, you looking a little too grown.
Quincy: yea if I can’t tell your age it too much make up … no ma’am.
Delta: oh so that why you act like you ain’t got no sense mhm
Riff: … I’ve been being bossed around by a high schooler…
King Quincy and Queen Essence comments inspired by my aunts and uncles 💀
ooooo
And when Barb was a baby that's when thrash's health started declining so they kept Barb hidden for a couple years and there was a whole thing about it so that way Barb could be crowned younger and no one would know how young she was
Thrash hated this idea but it was either that or had the entire Kingdom know that there would be a minor on the throne which could be seen as a weakness. And then people would probably start trying to...I don't know assassinate Barb to get her off the throne and thus cause chaos in the rock Kingdom
OH MY GOD YESSS!!!
But this also had its cons cause what was their excuse for the random kid that showed up out of nowhere??? I imagine some trolls think that Barb is some random kid that thrash had and that he didn’t have any idea about till she was older. There’s probably a lot of theory’s on where tf Barb came from 💀
Meds time *show down music starts playing* @Liz nightshade
Trollex turn on meds duty
but that leaves the question of
How did Barb lose her ear
That girl either went through something traumatic or she was left unsupervised for 5 minutes as a kid. Only 2 options I’m afraid 😔
For shits and giggles why not make it linked to her mom 🤭 let’s give her mommy issues
but that leaves the question of
How did Barb lose her ear
That girl either went through something traumatic or she was left unsupervised for 5 minutes as a kid. Only 2 options I’m afraid 😔
They accidentally woke carol up trying to give barb her meds… *its 6am and she just fell asleep a hour ago*
Trollex turn on meds duty
Branch: we just gonna ignore trollex and his abusive dad? … okay…
but that leaves the question of
How did Barb lose her ear
That girl either went through something traumatic or she was left unsupervised for 5 minutes as a kid. Only 2 options I’m afraid 😔
Pt4 to getting barb to take her meds *carols turn*
that is not what i ment when i said nom
poor barb
how old was she?
She was just a baby 😔
She was a baby , essentially that pink one is barbs mom.
I head cannon that trolls are slightly animalistic in this universe, and barb was the runt of her hatch group she has 2 siblings I will draw them later. This is also kinda why barbs such a daddy’s girl , her mom still sees her as a the runt of her hatchlings till she’s 18. If you want a mess but some what thought out explanation to this you can just press #teenbarb au in the tags :3