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Take Me To Church by Hozier except he’s practicing it alone in the front of an empty cathedral, while you watch, hidden, from far behind the pews. He’s at least physically alone, because when you search for the source of the backing vocals, you see no one else.
every so often i think back to when i heard take me to church on the radio for the first time as a closeted gay teenager and thought "this really resonates for some reason idk why though" like i really had no idea huh. absolutely no clue at all.
Me, ignorant, having only ever heard take me to church; Geez what is up the the hozier fandom???
Me, later, after listening to work song; *instanly transported to old woodland in a time long ago* oh.
Laufey being at a Hozier concert made my night
HE. TOUCHED. MY. HAND.
I hate Hozier because he can never just sing the song how it was released. No, every new live rendition has to be some new inflection, some new key or pacing or instrumentation and NOW I have to go hunt them all down like Pokemon.
But he is moving too fast! I cannot in fact catch them all 😔
Today is the ten year anniversary of #TakeMeToChurch
This song changed my life and continues to be a huge part of my life to this day.
Thanks to everybody who has listened and shared this song, I’m looking forward to many more years of playing it around the world for you all 🖤
This is... Absolutely phenomenal. I have no better words.
i don't know how many people know the existence of it, but this is genuinely:
a) one of the best covers of take me to church i've heard
b) made for the LOCKED TOMB??? like it is the entire animated sequence of gideon the ninth scenes that fit the cover so fucking well
THIS SONG WAS MADE FOR THIS ARE U KIDDING ME
THANK YOU REINAEIRY (AND HOZIER OF COURSE!!) FOR GRACING US WITH THIS MASTERPIECE
Legend has it if you listen to this soundcheck on repeat it will clear your skin, water your crops, and cure your depression. I hope this heals all of you like it has healed me.
Take me to Church - Hozier
happy pride i hope you all have hot disgusting freak pervert gay t4t sex that would make the gods weep this month
Submission
Six Yanderes for You 😜
Jacob sighed as he stared at your sleeping form. Finally. After three years of watching you. Listening to you. Dreaming about you. He finally got to touch you. Kneeling behind you on your bed, he carefully picked you up. Reveling in the sleepy groan you let out.
“Come on Pup,” he nuzzled your cheek. “Time to go home.”
Joeseph watched you from the doorway of your kitchen, while you cooked breakfast for yourself; unaware of his presence.
“Ask and ye shall receive. The Lord provides for his flock.” He smiled as you whirled around, your frying pan hitting the floor with a loud clang.
“Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,” he sang as he steadily approached you whilst you cowered by the stove.
“Hey there Honey,” a sweet feminine voice murmured in your ear. When you turned around to face the speaker, you couldn’t help your brief gape at her appearance. The woman looked just like Faith!
“Oh wow, you look amazing!” You blurted out. She smiled sweetly up at you.
“Thanks Honey, I think you look lovely yourself,” she stepped into your space, still smiling sweetly. “Come back home with me. We shouldn’t be apart any longer.”
“Wha—?” Before you could really react, she blew some Bliss in your face, knocking you out. The last thing you felt was a pair of lips slanting over your own.
John stroked your cheek as you woke up. He relished the look of confusion as you stared at the chains restraining you to his bed. And the dark flush that stained your cheeks when you realized that you were naked. Without further ado, he crawled down the bed and settled himself between your legs.
“Time to consummate our wedding,” he smirked cheekily. Then he lowered his mouth down in between the junction of your legs.
Pagan Min watched you with a half smile as you obligingly spun around for him, showing off the expensive tailored suit and jewelry he’d acquired for you.
“Oh I can hardly wait for tonight,” he stood up and approached you. “When I can strip you out of this and worship your body like you deserve. But for now, duty calls.”
He took your hand, and placed it in the crook of his elbow. “It’s time for our people to meet my new spouse.”
Vaas grinned at you from outside the cage you were in.
“It ain’t that hard baby,” he slowly paced in front of the cage. “You can fight me, and stay in that cage. Naked, and I’ll fuck you everyday in the open to remind everyone that you’re mine. Or you can accept that you belong to me, and live in the house. You’ll be treated like the treasure you are. Either way you’re mine.”
He crouched in front of the cage suddenly. “So what’s it gonna be? You gonna fight, or accept me?”
Darling I need more! 😍 I’m so in-love with these terrible gorgeous boys (and girl!)
happy 10th birthday to one the most iconic songs of this century so far
CROWLEY'S PLAYLIST HAS TAKE ME TO CHURCH BY HOZIER I REPEAT CROWLEY'S PLAYLIST HAS TAKE ME TO CHURCH BY HOZIER-
as the church said: the most powerful position is on your knees.