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…I was bored.

Warden and Ash are Santa believers, you can’t change my mind. Of course, Cancer is too since she’s a literal child.

I honestly thought that Nicky would also tell kids Santa’s not real lol, but then I thought he’d pretend he was real along with the other inmates for Ash’s sake :)

Jackknife has basically committed every sin imaginable. If he could form coherent sentences he’d DEFINITELY tell kids Santa isn’t real.

Finally, the twins being scared of Santa was something I thought was funny especially since they’re probably (mostly) unfamiliar with the holiday :D

What a nice gentleman! I wonder what he’s reading :)

(Screenshot redraw from that one scene in Uh Oh, it’s Magic)

I did another goofy haha! This one was so big that I had to split it up into different screenshots lol. I hope it looks ok

This is what I think the Superjail! cast would do if they were all collectively in a very large Among Us round. Tbh, I just think it’d be funny for Warden and Stingray to get super paranoid and competitive and start yelling at each other. Jacknife, being an idiot, would quickly realize he could kill whoever he wanted and just starts killing immediately, then gets caught and ejected. Hunter would be doing well then get voted off randomly by the twins. An among us episode of Superjail! would honestly be really cool IMO, even though the show ended years before it came out. Also, I finally finished Superjail! I genuinely enjoyed it for the most part, but that last season… yikes. Especially that last episode :( if you’re thinking of watching the show just watch up to Superhell hahaha

I hope this doesn’t come out wrong or anything. If it weren’t for the transphobic stuff and uncomfy jokes with her and that random prisoner, Alice would probably be my favorite Superjail character. She rocks aside from the problematic stuff. She also seems like a cool person to hang out with.

Headcanon time!

The Warden’s all-time favorite movie is Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He makes Jared and Alice watch it with him all the time, and he’s played it during Superjail’s movie matinees at least a dozen times. Stingray, on the other hand, hates it with every ounce of his being.

Some more warden headcanons because I’m at a college club party right now and I don’t know how to talk to people:

95% of the music the warden listens to is party-line dances. Like, music you would hear at a middle school dance. Stuff like cha-cha slide, the Cupid shuffle, Gangnam style, cotton eye joe, etc. The remaining 5% is 60-70s rock since he grew up during that time. I bet he’d enjoy bands like Cheap Trick, the Ramones and 10cc. They are one of the few things he still holds onto from his past, and one of his few memories from his former life that aren’t shrouded in trauma and pain.

Physically, he appears to be in his early to mid thirties despite being 62 years old due to his age slowing down once he started Superjail. There’s still some signs of his aging, however, such as hair loss and a few wrinkles (which he hates very much). He was in his late twenties when he abandoned his old life and dedicated himself to building the greatest prison in the universe, and refuses to talk about it with anyone.

Hey everyone! I still don’t like most of my art well enough to post it, so here are some Mistress-specific headcanons for now! I’m genuinely surprised how many I have lol

-In contrast to the warden’s noodley physique, the mistress is actually pretty dang toned and enjoys working out

-She can actually shapeshift and alter her appearance just like the warden, just does it less often and for more practical matters (such as changing clothes and making herself look nice)

-Honestly a pretty nice person once you get to know her, and even a little quirky, though before Stingstress she covered it up with her cold and stern persona

-Like the warden, she had a very bad childhood that led to her completely leaving reality and building “the greatest prison in the universe”, maybe I’ll write her one someday lol

-Was born in 1965, due to the same age regression as the warden she appears to be in her late 20s

-Is a lesbian and was never really attracted to Stingray, warden or Bruce (except for that one time with the bees but we don’t talk about that)

-Had a LOT of bad past relationships (hence the line “eh, I’ve been called worse things than a thing”)

-LOVES Pixar movies, but refused to tell anyone until after she changed into a peace-loving hippie

-Similar to how the warden suffers from nightmares, she struggles with sleep paralysis and gets it several times a month

-5’8, slightly taller than the warden

-Listens to a wide variety of music, but her current favorite is 60s-70s psychedelic rock due to being a hippie (duh). She also enjoys heavy metal and lofi.

-Since warden has a real name, I feel like a name that suits her is Lucy :) still working on a HC last name

That’s all so far! She’s genuinely one of my favorite SJ characters, even though I think she was kinda done dirty by the writers and I wish she had more screen time ^_^

Here’s a meme I made like 2 weeks ago because I’m bored and I want to post something

Therapy appointment got cancelled so I made this (yes that is my voice)

Superjail characters ranked by how well I think I could take them in a fist-fight 💪😎

I got Covid (rip) so here’s a dumb thing I made like 2 weeks ago

Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bummmm