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Rating some of star trek TNG characters on how well they wash their ass:

Picard: 3/10 Sorry guys but he's cishet white man through and through. He does a cursory wipe and calls it done.

Deanna: 9/10 Absolute Goddess, bisexual and poly. This is a woman who is thorough and careful. Perfectly clean.

Riker: 9/10 Was this even a question? Riker is bisexual and absolutely crushing it with the men. If they were brave enough he would have had a man for every woman he loved but they weren't ready yet.

Beverly Crusher: 7/10 Doctor so it is clean but she has severe internalised homophobia that's keeping her from her true potential.

Worf: 2/10 Early Worf would never and absolutely refuses to hear anything about it ds9 Worf upgrades to a solid 6/10 but TNG Worf? Terrible.

Geordi: 10/10 clean boi. He can probably see the dirt and muck on his body with his visor and cleans himself thoroughly. Also he's gay so...

I'm not a coward so if you disagree tell me and I'll correct myself.

i was watching star trek and this clip of Worf's childhood pet disappearing singlehandedly made me laugh so fucking hard it sent me into a coughing fit and distracted me from watching the episode for like half an hour because i was SO fixated on how funny it was

the echoed "HOURNK" as he fades out of existence. the 80s editing and lighting. the bewildered look on Worf's face. i am in love with this show

trans pride worf protecting ur dash

This is all I can think about

Acting like Lore doesn’t exist

I stayed up till 3am making this, and I just now realized that these two fandoms probably have very little overlap. So here’s to the three and a half people that will enjoy this

Worf!!!

Cropped cuties

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