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una telling chris she's an illyrian has the Exact Same Energy as a kid coming out to their parents as gay. in this essay i will
una: captain, i'm an illyrian
chris, with no hesitation: hi illyrian, i'm chris
IMPORTANT FOR A FIC IM WRITING
what would be la'an's name if she were a guy???
campaign to change the ship name from spirk to kock
look if the musical DOESN'T feature a buffy-i-died-and-went-to-heaven-esque reveal for la'an's fresh new trauma than frankly i don't want it
(that's a lie. i want it so bad, regardless.)
the musical could be so fucking funny for all the obvious reasons but ALSO because we have:
uhura, who loves music and will take this to the extreme
spock, who loves music but not singing
una, who is a gilbert & sullivan nerd and liable to be SO extra about being in an actual!!! musical!!!
la'an, who lied to them all about having a bad singing voice and will be violently exposed
AND the rest of this amazing crew
a list of potential causes for la'an's lying abt being fine in the among the lotus eaters trailer:
episode-specific alien shenanigans
non-episode-specific alien shenanigans
physical harm as a direct result of time/cross-universal travel (similar to georgiou????)
mental harm (that could lead to physical harm) from jimothy's death
a proper exploration of mental illness thru her
and, just bc it reminds me of one (1) torchwood scene: slowly being shot in the head as a result of reviving someone who was shot in the head using her own life force
please add more im so fucking starved of la'an content
confession: there is no way in hell i am not bursting into tears during the musical if la'an sings a single sad line
my poor la'an-obsessed heart has been put through a blender, spat on, drunk through a straw and then stomped on
DELIGHTS me that at no point throughout "i'm ready" does ANYONE reference luck. the whole song is just everyone being like, hell yeah you worked so hard for this you earned it and it makes me so happy
the sheer tonal whiplash of this season has me crying. like! oh, lower decks time travel shenanigans! wait, 'tis the Horrors of War! actually, it's time to sinnnnngggggggggg! hold up actually we're gonna torture fuckin everyone
OH BTW WE'RE COSPLAYING UNA (ME) AND ERICA (epbal)
ME AND exit-pursued-by-a-lesbian ARE AT STAR TREK BIRMINGHAM AYYYY
WE ARE GOING TO MEET CHRISTINA CHONG TERRY FARRELL AND JESH BUSS HOLY S H I T
sees la'an noonien singh *blacks out*
in 205 years, la'an noonien-singh will be born today 🎂
Not gonna lie, in my brain it sounds like sn-wuh
@stra-tek got me curious with their tags on a post I made
Erica: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Erica: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
La'an: Ow!
Una: What’s wrong?
La'an: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Spock: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Nyota: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Nyota: Violently practices.
Spock: Violently studies.
M'Benga: Violently sleeps.
Christine: Violently shoots pictures.
Erica: Violently boxes.
Una: Violently murders people.
Chris: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Spock: When I was a kid, Michael told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Erica: They are!
Spock: FOR REAL?
Christine: No! Why did you fall for it again?
Medical team
Doctors(and a nurse!
