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Peter 1= Tom’s Peter
Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter
Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter
Peter 3: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Peter 1: Milfs.
Peter 2: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Peter 3 : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Y/N: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Y/N: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Peter 2: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Peter 3 : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Peter 3 : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Y/N: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Peter 1: What? No! It isn't!
Y/N: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Peter 2: Y/N...
Y/N: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Peter 2: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Y/N: PETER 3 , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Peter 3 : The word milf has been ruined for me.
Peter 1: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Peter 2: Y'all are dumbasses.
OCTAVIUS SAYING 'YOU'RE NOT PETER PARKER' AND MJ FALLING? IF THAT AINT INSINUATING
[NO SPOILERS FOR NWH!!! AND TAKE NOTE THAT THIS WAS MADE IN AUGUST, THEN I ONLY HAD THE MOTIVATION TO FINISH IT NOW THAT THE FILM IS OUT.]
Look, I haven’t seen the movie yet so I can’t be 100% sure but I’m 99.9% sure Harry isn’t in it, which is completely fine. I really didn’t think he would be in it. But just imagine Ned, Mj’s and Peter’s interaction if they had this rich boy with them.
Also, people are saying that Willem Dafoe is improving on his original -already amazing- performance, and that makes me so excited! They made such a good choice bringing him back.
Question time though. People always ask, who’s your Spider-Man? Well, instead, I wanna know who your favourite Harry Osborn was, and which parts of his whole character you prefer, and maybe what parts would fit into the MCU better.
I don’t want his memories to come back, I want them to be reunited.
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021), dir. Jon Watts
Spider-Man: No Way Home was just…perfect.
A parody of the scene where the villains find out they died in Spider-Man No Way Home with Harry Potter characters
Quirrell from the real movies (I call the universe from the real movies Wizarding Earth 1) is in a dungeon in the basement in the Hog's Head Inn in Hogsmeade in an alternate universe called the Wizarding Cinematic Universe (or Wizarding Earth 3 for the characters) in front of the cells of Snape from the real movies, Lucius Malfoy from the real movies, an imaginary version of Sirius turned into a dog played by Jim Parsons from an imaginary reboot series where I imagine myself playing Harry (I call the universe of that imaginary series Wizarding Earth 2) and an imaginary version of Peter Pettigrew played by Simon Helberg from an imaginary reboot series where I imagine myself playing Harry
Quirrell: Snape?
Snape: Quirrell?
Quirrell: What are you doing here?
Snape: What am I do…? You're the walking corpse
Quirrell: What do you mean?
Snape: You died Quirinus. 6 years ago
Quirrell: You're insane
Harry: What are you talking about? He's standing right there. He's not…
Lucius Malfoy: Dead. They both died. At hands of Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort. It was all over the Daily Prophet. Professor Quirrell: burned alive touching Potter trying to steal the Philosopher's Stone from him. And 6 years later you Professor Snape were bitten by Voldemort's snake
Snape: that's nonsense! Professor McGonagall attacked me after I tried to reason with Potter in the Great Hall in Hogwarts. So I escaped. I flew away from the giant window unsupported and then I… and then I was here
Peter Pettigrew: Oh please! Let me tell you something. I was beating Harry Potter's ass. He'll tell you! And then he created a trap for me along with his friends. I was stuck near a giant mousetrap, trying to kill Potter, I was about to succeed when the mousetrap was about to hit me and then… and then… and then… Oh shit! I was about to die!
Sirius: Peter do you know if I died?
Peter Pettigrew: I don't know. Last thing I heard 2 years ago you were sent to Azkaban for trying to turn the city into dogs and turned back into a human but I don't know what happened to you after that
Harry: hold on. What year do you think it is?
Lucius Malfoy: 2031
Harry: that's the actual year great
Peter Pettigrew: 2026
Sirius: 2024
Snape: hmm 2007
Quirrell: 2000… 2001
Harry: Oh god. The spell didn't just affect the multiverse. It also affected the time. Those guys not only travelled to my universe. They also travelled to the future
That universe's Dumbledore (played by Mark Hamill) teleports himself there
Dumbledore: Oh great. You caught another one
Harry: No no! Dumbledore wait! He's not dangerous!
Dumbledore teleports Quirrell to a cell
Harry: it's ok! [He turns to Dumbledore] What is that?
Dumbledore: an ancient relic: the Multiversal and Temporal Box. I trapped your corrupt spell inside it and once I finish the proper ritual it will reverse the spell and send those guys back to their universes and their timelines
Snape: and then what?! We die?!
Peter Pettigrew: No no thanks Gandalf! I pass on that!
Quirrell: Let me out of here! Harry!
Harry: Dumbledore. We can't send them back. Not yet
Dumbledore: why not?
Harry: because some of those guys are gonna die
Dumbledore: Harry. It's their fate
Harry: come on Dumbledore have a heart
Dumbledore: in the great calculus of the wizarding multiverse their sacrifice means much more than their lives. I'm really sorry. But if they die they die
Dumbledore prepares to send the villains back to their universes and the villains (except Lucius Malfoy) react scared and nervous
Quirrell: Harry!
Harry points at Dumbledore with his wand
Dumbledore: Don't!
Harry accios the box and teleports Dumbledore to Lucius Malfoy's cell
Ron: dude what are you doing?!
Hermione (played by Raegan Revord): Run!
Harry runs away
Dumbledore: that's why I never had kids
Dumbledore easily escapes from the cell and Lucius Malfoy knocks his head trying to escape
I'm a little late, but still)))
Valentine card from Doctor Octavius
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Я немного опоздала, но всё же)))
Валентинка от Доктора Октавиуса
- I have problems with Physics... Please, help me)))
- What the heck...
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- У меня с Физикой проблемы... Помогите, пж)))
- Какого черта...
Паучок летит. Давно я на телефоне не рисовала....😅
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The Spider is flying. I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time....😅
really into me???
tom!peter parker x f!reader
I love the nerdy! peter x popular girl trope sm🥹
i was surprised to see that a woman like that was really into me”
you’ve always been popular, you were pretty but with popularity comes fake friends,people assuming your a bitch and a long list of expectations.
you wore the best clothes, your hair and makeup were always flawless, you wore cute shoes but that’s not why peter liked you, he liked you because one time in biology class he saw you looking at star wars memes and from that day on he was in love and total utterly obsessed with you. also because he thought you were nice and smart but never in a MILLION years would he think you’d like him back .
ur pov
i walked through the long hallway to get to my locker, i needed to get something… a lightsaber, a star wars replica lightsaber. i wanted peter to talk to me. he was nerdy and he liked star wars which is always a green flag in men, i tried dropping hints that i liked him but he just wasn’t getting it. i hope he didn’t have a gf. i see him sit with michelle watson at lunch all the time but they didn’t seem like a couple.
i reach my locker and put in my combo, i open my locker and grab the toy and quickly shove it in my bag, i slam my locker shut and hurry to biology class.
•
you reached your classroom and rushed to your seat and just in time the bell rang loudly. peter grinned as you huffed under your breath, the teacher welcomed everyone and wished them a good afternoon. you tuned her out because honestly you were just looking at peter and you hoped he didn’t notice. when the teacher finished talking and gave everyone instructions for the lesson plan. peter turned to you and began spurring out random facts to put in your notes you smiled at him and to your surprise he smiled widely back at you. you felt your heart race.
when the bell rang and class was dismissed before peter had got up to leave you tapped his shoulder and you pulled out the lightsaber and his eyes lit up. “woah that’s scarily accurate. does it turn on” he said with curiosity. you nodded your head and turned it on and the saber lire bright green. “it’s actually uh for you- you seem like a green lightsaber guy” you smiled way to wide you mentally kicked yourself.
“no uh i couldn’t accept this” he was charming and you just wanted to kiss him then and there. “no please do! i have another at home, blue. like obi wan” you softly chuckled. “do you maybe wanna come over and like hangout”. you retracted the saber and put it in his hands. “yeah” he didn’t expect you to actually say yes. you took a marker from the table and wrote it on a piece of paper. “text me soon parker” you got your bag and left. he was in shock. Ned would never believe this.
•
he almost immediately texted ned and told him everything. ned couldn’t believe it until you waved to him at lunch, ned was now convinced. peter couldn’t wait for your hangout. your friends weren’t supportive of your interest in peter, who you thought was your best friend maddy had actually gagged when you told her you were planning on hanging out with him, sadie thought you were committing social suicide by associating yourself with Peter.
but you didn’t care. you made sure to look extra pretty so you could impress him. you wanted so badly to ask him to the dance but it was to early to tell if he liked you yet, flash asked you twenty times yesterday and you rejected him twenty times. flash sent you roses and chocolate but you thought it was annoying. flash bullied peter and he was just an asshole to everyone who wasn’t popular.
•
your hangout with Peter was a success. you learned so much about him and you were surprised to learn he already knew everything about you. you two became fast friends. you began hanging out with him two times a week. you studied and watch movies, you even went out to dinner with him and his aunt may. did i mention aunt may was basically the biggest peter x y/n shipper. it was prom week and today was the day you mustered up the courage to ask Peter if he wanted to go with you.
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you texted peter to meet you in the hallway during 6th period and you anxiously waited. you cleared your throat and practiced how you’d ask him. you feared he’d reject you or what if he laughed in your face? you’ve never feared rejection before but with peter… it was different. he was different then any guy you had liked before, you genuinely liked hanging out with him and you didn’t just like him cus your friend pushed you towards him practically forcing you.
you saw him walking up to you and he smiled. “hi y/n what happened?” you smiled and finally just blurted it out. “do you wanna be my date for prom?” you reached into your pocket and pulled out a keychain. “you have anakin, i have padmé” you showed him. he looked around the hall but nobody was there. “Am i being pranked?” he frowned and sighed. “what no, why would you think that?”.
“because you’re pretty and one of the most popular girls in school, i thought i was just your new charity case” he looked at you and your heart shattered how could he think you were that shallow. “im just surprised that a girl like you would like a guy like me”
“your handsome and smart and charming. that’s why i like you.” his jaw almost dropped. “I like you to a lot y/n”. “then be my anakin at prom? uh that sounded so cringey. Go out with me?” he smiled. “yes. i would love to be your… date.”
UNEDITED AND CRAPPY CUS IM SOO TIRED BUT I JUST WANTD TO GET A MCU IMAGINE OUT. IM GONNA WORK THROUGH ALL MY DRAFTS RN.
DC SMUTS WILL BE OUT SOON INCLUDING A REQUEST I NEGLECTED ( u know who u are) CUS WRITERS BLOCK.. ITS LIKE MY SMUT WRITING SKILLS JUST DISAPPEARED??!!!!! SRRY :( 🖤💗💗
The entire MCU fandom right now.
!SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS AHEAD!
Now that that’s out of the way, did anyone else notice things like this in Stephen’s fridge in that BRIEF shot during the movie? Y’know, while Ned was curiously looking inside? The tentacle/claw poking out of the bowl with foil covering it and others.
Comic fans (including me obv), you already know what’s up, but Stephen’s diet is changing! He’s probably no longer able to support a normal human diet with his current occupation, which of course is due to large amounts of spell casting and the toll it takes on the human body. It would line up, seeing as how in the MCU Stephen has been a fairly busy sorcerer for a few years now, counting the “blip”. I love seeing small details like that in the MCU! We had a rough start accuracy-wise, but things are looking up!
(I didn’t exactly get pictures or video of the movie scene itself because I don’t film in theaters and none were online, so sorry about that 😅. But if you saw it you probably noticed.)
!SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS AHEAD!
Okay, but did anyone else notice Stephen moving the mirror dimension and manipulating it like it was nothing while chasing Peter?
The first movie set the precedent that a magic user needs to harness the power of the Dark Dimension in order to do that. I don’t know if the MCU is being inconsistent again or not, but if Stephen’s got ahold of the Dark Dimension’s mystical energy somehow despite him being against it before, it would explain his new diet. I feel like we’re in for a MUCH darker side of magic in the Multiverse of Madness and I’m so here for it. 👀
I have so many questions though! When did he return to the dark dimension to harness it? Why? What was that context?
(Edit: This was from the MCU Wiki site for reference.)
!! SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS !!
“Technicalities,” they said. Smh. We love magic laws!
I’m not going to lie though, all jokes aside, I’m not salty about Wong getting it. He deserves some credit and definitely more attention/hype. 💕
📽️ Movies Watched, March 202
from Edwin's "Seperti Dendam Rindu Harus Dibayar Tuntas" (2021)
March flew by pretty quickly, more than I expect it would. This note is also way too late, between traveling and changing jobs, things felt pretty hectic.
(2021) Seperti Dendam, Rindu Harus Dibayar Tuntas
Very excited that I got to finally watch this beautifully crafted film. As someone who deeply loved Beauty is a Wound, the pairing of Edwin and Eka Kurniawan was perfect. Fantasy, history and genres blend in probably one of my favorite films this year so far. Felt like this was a historically important film for Indonesian cinema too, a strong punctuation in Indonesian contemporary films.
(2021) Spider Man, No Way Home
Fun, well crafted and grounded. Held its enormous scope of story in a way that is emotionally anchored. Benedict Cumberbatch is great. The action scenes felt like it held impact, unlike the zooming around of people on the later Avenger films.
(1970) Boys in the Band
Do things need to be remade for it to be rediscovered? Weirdly finally watching this just made me question the point of the Ryan Murphy remake, besides obviously, ego.
Spidey bros au
Peter: do you think the ninja turtles are real, Tobey?
Tobey: no buddy-
Peter: *walks away sad*
Andrew:
Andrew: hey didn’t you work with them though?
Tobey: He ate my licorice. I’m taking away his happiness.