Spelunking - Tumblr Posts
this site's like worm this worm that can't stop posting about worm but the second you have the chance to vote for worm you fucking choose snail. enemies all around me
The moral of Matilda is that if you’re autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind
Ok but what if I don’t WANT a second night stand ://
Idk what all the fuss is about with people having one night stands, if you don’t like it just buy them a second one
if there’s one thing i know about human nature, it’s that people will willingly sort themselves into categories for you if you ask
i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
ATTENTION NEW TUMBLR USERS: This website is different from twitter and there are actually four (4) things that every blog needs. Go to the woods and fetch the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold
Choose Your Own Post
call my girl the bit the way I'm...
(DEDICATED SOUL) committed to her :) (MISCHIEVOUS SOUL) chomping at her >:3
Sorry, we localized your boyfriend. Yeah. A lot of his character got lost in translation. Had to change his name to one that would make sense to a western audience too. My deepest apologies.
