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Kings & Beggars - Breve regnum (15th century student son from Krakow)

Breve regnum erigitur, 

Sublimatum deprimitur 

Et depressum elabitur 

 Transmutato tempore.

Puerilem militiam,

Perargutam peritiam,

Regentium industriam,

Hanc eduxit in opere.

Cracoviensem filium,

Fulgentem velut lilium

Ac de numero milium

Cunctis praeferendum

Octo dierum spatium

Hoc sustinet solatium,

Post hoc regis palatium

Plagis feriendum.

Namque regis electio

 Fit studii neglectio

 Ac desolatur lectio 

 Tota septimana

Sora, panicking at a job interview: I don’t actually want or need this job, I just really want to get out of the house and be around other people sometimes, otherwise I’ll go insane and, uh, I dunno blow up a library or something.

Sora: (somehow gets the job)

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

Dr. Danner: I appear to have created a knife wielding tentacle

Dr. Danner: If any one wants to volunteer to turn it off that would just be fine by me

Character A: I don't SING in the shower

Character A: I perform.

okay but does anybody else imagine Calvin’s voice as Alfur’s from Hilda?

Alfur voice sample:

Arcane Incorrect Quote #16

Vi: They're literally on the menu. I'm looking at them right now, it LITERALLY says mozzarella sticks!

Caitlyn: WE. DON'T. HAVE ANYMORE.

Vi: How about you go to the damn freezer, then, and unfreeze them, because I-

Caitlyn: We make them FRESH, like the ITALIANS

Vi: Why don't you stop lying to yourself?

Caitlyn: Why do you want the mozzarella sticks so bad?

Vi: Maybe so I can, um, I don't know, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS?

Caitlyn: Maybe I'd like that.

Vi: ...

Arcane Incorrect Quote #52

Vi: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Jinx: Honestly, not much.