Silly Cats - Tumblr Posts
Today I show insider photos of an anonymous worker at the biscuit factory
who was fired for treason against the nation and illegal operation of heavy machinery under the influence of hard drug nepeta cataria, commonly known by many as "catnip" in slang. They were incarcerated on March of this year after an intense fight broke out in the workplace over their "dingy-fish-stick", which enforcements have defined as a recreational toy, when the manager, AJ, attempted to take this toy from them. AJ and another employee were unfortunately caught in the crossfire, but are in stable condition and expected to make swift recovery. Date for trial has yet to be set, and a bond has not been given.
We understand that this is a deeply disturbing event that has shaken the infrastructure of biscuit businesses everywhere, small and mainstream alike, with rising numbers of such attacks as catnip makes its way through the nation.
The biscuit factory has already released a statement, saying;
"We are taking executive action immediately to ensure our employees feel safe and secure, and are working to encourage healthy conflict resolution. We send our sympathies to those who have been shaken by such violence, and hope to collaborate in an effort to build a safer environment."
More information will be released as things develop, thank you.
We thought we saw it at full power, but it was only getting warmed up!
*toy story woody voice* There's a cat in my bag!
A criminal stopped in its tracks
Honorable mentions
A criminal stopped in its tracks
She's watching series - pt. 7
She is approaching
Damn girl look at that badonkadonk
BEHOLD
P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt
Extra:
P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt
Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat
Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you're fraught with bury you!
Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol
hi
I’m ummmm the person they mentioned
silly lil’ cats
am I right?
Bro things get CHAOTIC on call
So my friend @strangesunny and I are on magma right and we're drawing normally
pretty good, pretty good...
then i remember the call feature...
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i love my friends
(also this person made me cry from laughter lmao they kept making the cats look silly)
henno
hallo?????
scary kiggi
I edited the toro paper craft to make one of kuro! Feel free to use it ^^
The tail is a bit off but other than that it should work. I added both the lineless and one with lines choose whichever you prefer. Credit me if you repost this anywhere
Look at this little beast on the fridge :”(
Originally uploaded these all on Pinterest (link to the board) but it really crunched the quality (extra seasoning) so here they are in full quality :)
