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Sebastian : Istg the next person to ask how the weather is up is here-
Kurt: Hey, Seb! How's the weather up there?
Sebastian: -is gonna have a great day because they deserve it.
i’m a seb stan but like,, she wanted to beat the shit out of him the first time she met him she deserves to let her rage out because he’s one of the few people who’d deserve it
you know what i want? a fic where santana beats sebastian up. no plot just. absolutely decking him
Sebastian*looking at the camera like he's in the office* : If Kurt does One more nice thing I will immediately catch feelings.
Kurt: So I got you coff-
Sebastian: SON OF A BITCH!
Every kb fic ever
Sebastian: I promise you, we'll never fight over guys again. Bros before hoes.
Kurt: My boyfriend is not a hoe.
Sebastian: My bitches are your bitches if you want 'em, okay?
Kurt: I don't.
Sebastian : Your bitches are your bitches.
why all the good gays be having the same damn hair on glee
cannot believe this is the fit he thought he was going to pull Blaine in
i love that watching glee is like
character I like comes onscreen: I love this homosexual.
character I hate comes on onscreen: I hate this homosexual
Sebastian : This is Kurt Hummel, we had sex.
Kurt : We didn't have sex.
Sebastian : Then why do I remember you.
Kurt : Watch how fast Santana can eat if you ask her to share.
Kurt : Hey, can I get bite of tha-
Sebastian : Wow ,that was 38 seconds and four bites for the the extra large double patty burger.
At the Dalton staircase during the proposal.
Kurt: Wow, you put so much work into it! Much more than you ever put into our relationship. Graduate high school buddy, maybe then I'll consider it.
Sebastian : Woo!
Sebastian: What? It was a sick burn.
peraltiago is straight kurtbastian change my mind.
Blaine : I look down on you.
Sebastian: You could never, you're too short.
Jeff : So if you're from France, why don't you have an accent.
Nick : Babe, you can't just ask someone why they don't have an accent.
Sebastian : ...
late night thoughts 💆♀️
be lgbt do depression and anxiety
Mr. Smythe: If you don't study you'll end up like him.
Waiter : I go to Harvard!
Sebastian : Well, this is awkward.
Kurt: You are so full of yourself!
Sebastian : Well, I'd much rather be full of you, but you think I'm "annoying".
Lol what i Blaine joined for more solos. Also did anyone notice Sebastian stopped going after Blaine as soon as he became Warbler Captain? Almost as if he was only after winning Regionals in the first place and now that he has more control over the Warblers he doesn’t give a shit about Blaine. Like we remember the A Boy Like That transition cuts rights. I was always assumed they were just slut shaming Sebastian. But what if the “one thing” only he wants is a Regionals trophy?
I think what I dislike about canon Sebastian isn’t even that he does things that would make him the antagonist like if you want to steal setlists and throw slushy’s pop off (obviously I don’t condone this behaviour but a fictional antagonist has to to antagonise)
but rather Sebastian Smythe was the manifestation of RIB’s favouritism towards blaine, I love blaine but they really built him up a lot in season 3, he got the part of Tony, he was allegedly this super tough macho man who boxes (even though they did not mention boxing once in the whole season in half he’s been in) then he’s also got this guy who who after 5 minutes thinks he’s the hottest person to ever exist who will consistently hit on him despite Blaine saying he’s not interested and has a boyfriend.
I think that’s partially why I like kurtbastian so much because it takes that dynamic between kurt and Blaine that the writers made in season 3 and flips it on its head by making kurt the more desirable one of the two