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Just watched jeepers creepers for the first time only to realize I happened to watch it on the 22nd anniversary of it's release. I've never been happier to be a sickly weak little disabled man in my life.
Every gay person has to pick a horror movie to be completely consumed by before they turn 25 or else the God of Queer comes down from heaven and kills you with a cool ass death scythe or some shit
Horror is my favorite genre, ever. Here's some movie reviews!
And before anyone asks. Whatever kink you're thinking I might have while reading this. Yes.
I'm actually rewriting this after having finished it and deleting the whole thing on accident. So. It's not as good as it was originally. Sorry y'all.
Candyman 1992 10/10 ⭐
Not only was the lead actress amazing and hot but the lead actor, Tony Todd, was sooo sexy even covered in mother flipping bees. I'm allergic but I'd risk my life for a kiss from that man. He's still hot! I got a thing for noses and he's checking all the boxes idk what to tell ya.
And sure the murdering and kidnapping and stalking isn't so good. But like. He loved that white gurl of his and it killed him. Smh
Friday the 13th idk which 10/10 ⭐
Sexy. Buff. Manly man. Can rip me apart bare handed. Can crush my skull in one fist. Is a mama's boy, always a plus. But maybe on the wrong end of the spectrum soo… idk. Seems a terrible MIL but I dunno I'm not planning to make it past the honeymoon. So. Worth it.
Jeepers Creepers 3 11/10 ⭐
I love this entire series. I think Jeepers is sooo hot leather daddy frfr.
Him hunting people for body parts and being immortal is pretty damned cool.
Those claws. Ugh. Moan.
Favorite scene is in movie three tho. Idk why him catching those teenagers on the bikes was so amazing to me but it was??? I love that he has a pimped out torture van!
Hellraiser 13/10 ⭐
Cenobuns are sexy AF. They can ice these buns ANY day ANY place. The Engineer, The Female and Butterball can have foursome with me as the meat or the olive on a toothpick any fucking time. Pinhead can get it too, but, idk… I wanna cuck him.
They are dimension hopping puzzle box loving autistic BDSM Dom's who live outside of any other form of normal there can ever be. They know the key to pleasures and horrors never before seen and all they wanna do is give it to you. And lemme say. I'll take it. Any. Fucking. Time.
Terrifier 10/10 ⭐
My sis HATES clowns. One of these days I'm gonna get her to sit down with me and watch it. With all my clowns and dolls and gnomes. It's so yummy, sexy, and funny! Clown-ussy, as teens would say.
Terrifier 2 11/10 ⭐
Loved how they thickened the plot. They threw some flour in that stew and let it burn. I want all costumes in this from the clowns to the Halloween the teen wears. Clown-ussy back at it again and even better! Love the sidekick, too. I imagine he adopts her like a little stray.
Idk how people were throwing up. I laughed the whole movie! Clowns ARE funny, y'all.
Scarehouse 11/10 ⭐
I can't even-
Corset popping her ribs.
Acid pillow fight.
Ripping out her implants.
By the time I watched this movie I was ELEVEN and had been hit by the puberty semi truck that ran he over, backed up, and went back over. I was over sexualized while being increasingly disinterested in sex of any form dealing with a number of mental health illnesses and gender and sexuality concerns. Having only fake female friends after losing my only true one. So Idk I really liked this one.
Seth Green, Tim Curry, and Brandon Crane behind the scenes of It (1990)
Dita Von Teese posing with Jason Voorhees (Kane Hodder) from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
Shawnee Smith as Amanda Young in Saw (2004)
Jenna Ortega and Ghostface behind the scenes of Scream (2022)
Nicholas Vince enjoying a drink as Chatterer behind the scenes of Hellraiser (1987)
Sissy Spacek as Carrie White in Carrie (1976) directed by Brian De Palma
Jenna Ortega behind the scenes of X (2022)
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) directed by Patrick Lussier
Alex Wolff as Peter Graham in Hereditary (2018) directed by Ari Aster
Doug Bradley (Pinhead) behind the scenes of Hellraiser (1987)
The Shining (1980) directed by Stanley Kubrick
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) directed by Stephen Chiodo
Tim Curry behind the scenes of It (1990)
Bill Moseley and Caroline Williams as ‘Chop Top’ Sawyer and Vanita ‘Stretch’ Brock in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (1986)
Alyssa Sutherland as Deadite Ellie in Evil Dead Rise (2023) directed by Lee Cronin
Maika Monroe behind the scenes of Longlegs (2024) directed by Oz Perkins