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Detransformation issues

(Has anyone ever thought about the detransformation time for Miraculous Ladybug? Like we know they have 5 minutes before that happens, but are they really keeping track of that?)

“Oh no Chat, you’re going to transform back soon!”

“You’re right! Got to run!” *Chat hopping off of rooftops*

“Wait Chat! Don’t-”

*DETRANSFORMS IN MID AIR*

“SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!”

“ADRIEN?!”

And then the big reveal. Admit it, he’s dumb enough to do that.

ML REVEAL

Guys! What if Ladybug and Chat Noir exchange numbers (for I don’t care what reason) and then call each other. And since they can’t see each other’s faces and only their voice, they call tell what their identity is?!?!?!

Chat Noir: Hey my Lady! You picked up!

Ladybug: What is it Chat…? Can’t this wait?Wait a second… he sounds familiar…

Chat Noir: I know this voice … Uh… M-Marinette…?

Ladybug: A-ADRIEN?!?!?

THINK ABOUT IT

Ticklish

Are you ticklish? Because I’m not sure if I am…

There are times where I’m like… I’m walking through the hallway to my class Someone : *tazers/tickles my waist* Me : *doesn’t even flinch* What do you want?

And other times… Me : *drawing something and yawns + stretches* Someone: *does the same thing from the hallway* Me : EEK! *rips a hole through the paper I was drawing on, hits my knee against the table, punches the person in the face and pencil goes flying + hits someone*

Tell me I’m not the only one…

Gendertale (?)

What if there was an AU where Sans and Pap were gender bent? GenderTale or something. And all the other Sans and Paps (UF, UT, US…etc) are like:

“Holy crap I’m hot”

or

“Holy crap I’m cute”

Humantale / Reversetale overview

Undertale switch races, all the monsters HUMAN! and Frisk is a monster (the goat)!

- “Sans! You couch potato! What if a monster comes by?!” “Nah bro, if a monster did come by… It’d be pretty SANS-ational wouldn’t it?” Then Sans gets smacked - Sans’ Gaster Blaster is actually some boss-ass gun - Toriel is a nice lady who lives near Mt. Ebott, protecting and guiding monsters back to the underworld - Asgore thinks a monster killed Asriel, he’s some sort of military commander and wants revenge or whatnot - Alphys is the military scientist - Undyne is the military trainer or soldier (the best one) - Papyrus is also military and he does sentry work with Sans - Sans isn’t really military, Asgore’s been wanting him to join though (he’s strong so he can eliminate monsters easily) - Gaster also used to a scientist for the military, but after an accident for an experiment, he was mentally handicapped - And Grillby’s is a bar where Sans frequents a lot

I’ve seen a lot of art about it just Human versions of characters, but not actual stories. Unless I’m not looking at the right place… SOMEONE PLZ MAKE THIS A THING

Humantale/Reversetale Genocide Route

Since I’ve mentioned that Asgore wanted Sans to join the military since he’s strong so he can defeat monsters with ease.

What happens in the Genocide route?

Well my killer friends… Obviously Sans would want some serious revenge cuz Papyrus was his life. So he would join Asgore — now believing monsters are monsters — and beat the frick frack out of our frisky murderous monster.

And yes, monster!Chara influenced Frisk to kill everyone. Reason for it is because they believe humanity needs to be annihilated, humanity is a sickness because there is no such thing as “mercy” — it’s kill or be killed.

THIS close

Keith : Lance, I am literally this (👌) close to punching you.

Lance : Keith, you're fingers are touching.

Keith : *evil — but omg hot — smirk* Exactly.

Lance :

Keith :

Lance : *nopes the fuck out of the room while screaming in Spanish*

Fisting (Not the way you think DW innocent one)

*That scene where Voltron punches through a ship*

Keith : SHIRO, DID YOU JUST SHOVE MY (Lion's) FACE UP THIS SHIPS ASS?!

Lance : Lol man, Shiro be fisting.

Keith : Shut up Lance.

And like one day, Lance is hella pissed and manages to tackle + pin Keith to the floor, pulling the edge of his jacket and says something along the lines of :

“Keith, I swear to God, I’m gonna destroy your ass if you don’t take my jacket off!”

And then, I don’t know, Pidge/Hunk/Shiro (why not all of them?) walk in on them and they’re like : “Bad time?”

keith would probably steal lance’s jacket once in a while to piss him off but he is completely unaware that it’s a couple thing. so he just keeps wearing it around the castle while everyone else is freaking out & wondering when lance and him got together. meanwhile, lance is trying to figure out how to get keith OUT of his jacket.

Favourite kind of Wallpaper

Anyone love subtle wallpapers? Like a wallpaper about your fandom but whoever checks it out won’t know it’s about your fandom unless they know what they’re looking for?

Cuz yeah, me too.

Lance's way of Coming Out

Ok, so everyone is in on the headcanon where Lance is bisexual, but it seems he’s came out before/during his Garrison years in the fanfictions I’ve been reading. But what if. He never did come out cuz like, he always thought he was straight and was just comfortable with calling another guy hot?

But then boom!

Hot space daddy and Keith got him like “Hola amigos, hold your Quiznaks. Are you sure? Cuz I’m pretty sure you’d tap that.”

And cue his sexuality crisis + his need to blast “I’m not Gay” for hours before concluding for 100% : “Yep, I’m bi. Totally bi. This bi train has been on standbi for too long. Goodbi straight world!”

And hides for who-knows how long before the rest of the team goes find him because 1. Keith hasn’t gotten a migraine for hours, 2. There isn’t anyone messing with Pidge’s stuff and 3. Did the castle get muted or something?

Where did they find Lance? In a goddamn closet. They’re like : “What are you doing in there Lance?”

This boy, Lance beeping McClain/Sanchez, just stands up and walks out of there like :

“I’m coming out, bi.” And leaves them.

Uh... Voltron?

(Lance and Keith getting along and laughing/low-key pining)

Lance : *Staring intensely + lovingly at Keith*

Keith : *Stares back*

Lance :

Keith : Uh... Voltron?

Lance : Oh my god, you can tell what I'm thinking about when I stare at a piece of grass, but not when I'm trying to confess to you?!

Meant to post this last year but that didn’t happen so… its happening this year!

Along with some Halloween VLD Headcanons/Shenanigans!

Lance running down the hallways chanting “THIS IS HALLOWEEN”

and everyone is just like “??? I don’t even remember when we left Earth?”

Lance found some digital watch in his jacket pocket (still working, miraculously). It reads “October 30th”

“Oh shit! We only have one day to prepare!!!”

Everyone is panicking Well only Hunk, Pidge and Lance are

Keith is low-key huge fan of Halloween

but he keeps his panic on the down low

“What is this Halloween you speak of?” #cluelessAlienFamily

Cue the collective gasps of horror

Lance, Pidge and Hunk making this huge last minute presentation explaining Halloween. Horribly. (Good on Hunk’s part tho)

“Well that sounds lovely! I want to participate in this festival!” “*groans* Allura… It’s not a festival…!”

“But we have to wait until next year. It’s too late to make costumes and decorate the castle.”

“Nonsense! We can be prepared by tomorrow night!” “??? What.”

Coran showing some nice device that basically makes a holographic costume

Everyone making their costume in secret

“What do you think everyone is gonna be?”

“Isn’t Keith always in his Halloween costume? An angsty emo kid?”

Lance basically initiating the first ever “Best costume Contest” in space

Allura dimming the lighting system and giving it an eery look and setting up the decorations with the mice, Hunk and Shiro’s help

(It’s Halloween night and the big costume reveal time!)

Lance walks in all confident as… a Vampire! In a long midnight cape, silver hair, shiny ivory fangs, blood red eyes, fancy shirt and pants. He even conjured up a cup of blood-coloured substance

“Lance you look awesome dude! Even better than last year” says Undead Pirate Hunk. Grayed skin with patches of green along with some bones peeking through, ripped white tunic tattered in blood, black pants and a chewed up pirate hat

“You both look wonderful!” Cue in Allura as a mermaid. She used the colour scheme from her dress to turn her hair psychedelic, the markings on her face became scales, her neck and right below the ribs have gills.

“Cool Allura! You’re a mermaid!” Hunk obviously complimented

“What’s a… Mermaid…?”

“Mhm girl, you can have my trident anyt—”

“Lance.” #DadVoice

Shiro as Frankenstein. All his scars from his time as a Galra prisoner have been connected and turned into stitches of different colours of grayed skin and a huge silver screw protruded his head. He got inspired by his Galra prisoner uniform, so that’s basically his outfit

“Isn’t everyone lively? This reminds me of… (enter some Altean celebration)”

“Coran… Are you… Santa Claus?”

“Is this not a costume for the festival of Halloween?”

“No! That’s Christmas!”

“What’s Christmas?”

*collective groans*

(And here comes some KLANCE BCUZ I’M TRASH)

“Where’s Keith and Pidge? I don’t see them.”

“Who cares? Keith is probably some lame thing emo people dress up as.”

Cue Keith strutting into the room like a boss ass bitch

What is he? A goddamn witch. A hot goddamn witch. A witch in a deep purple skin clinging muscle shirt with a matching witch hat, elbow length gloves of the same colour, bright red earrings, a silver cartilage earring and clad in black leather pants with knee-high boots. Did he make his violet eyes glow?

HOTNESS OVERLOAD

Lance.exe has crashed

Hello, this is Lance Sanchez and I would like to perform “My Poor Bi Heart” by Me

That is so not fair, how can he be so hot?

Lance jokingly trying to flirt Keith, you know, like a vampire…? (JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE HIM! GDI LANCE)

Cue the corny/cringy pick-up lines

“You look fangtastic. How about joining me for a bite?”

“I’m a vampire on the streets, but a real devil in the sheets”

“They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest of me tastes?”

Keith flirting back after a plethora of lines. Lance.exe has crashed (again)

“Better watch out, poison is not the only thing I do that can kill.”

After a build-up of sexual tension… Keith goes “Why tf not?” and kisses the vamp

“Looks like you’re under my spell now.”

“If I was a vampire, I’d bite you. Oh wait I am.”

“Okay, Dracula, Save it for later.”

Rip Lance

“And you said he would not look hot.”

Ghost Pidge with a new invention ― invisibility cloak

Spying on Klance from the very beginning

Everyone got a new arsenal of blackmail against Keith and Lance, but only Pidge uses it