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Robin Strand (@strandstrong)
2010 vs 2017 vs 2024
He didn't even think to look closely at the supplement sent to him in the mail, assuming it was latest formula from his sponsor, the aesthetic douchebro always eager to make a buck off his half naked body.
With every gulp, his body swelled out drastically. His sculpted physique rounding out with muscle, his tiny waist a casualty to his developing gut, a consequence of his heavy steroid use since his teens. Not to be left out, his face takes on a wider, rougher, brutish figure. Screw aesthetic, his body now is a pinnacle of muscle for the sake of muscle.
He throws the empty shaker in the direction of his gym bag, letting out a guttural ahh in satisfaction while he does. He's ready to ravish the gym like only a young stud with more roids coursing through his veins than the rest of the gym goers combined can.
As it lands, the shaker knocks the tub out of his bag rolling it out of sight under a weight bench where it waits for its next convert. In the shadows, the bright pink letters of its name shine out, "ROIDPIG".
Yearly Physical
The doctor intended to give the young bodybuilder a stern talking to. A wake up call for the damage he was doing to his body. He had known the man since his early teens, but in the past few years he had put on a shocking, from a medical perspective concerning, amount of mass. Aghast when he saw him for his yearly physical having gained just over 150lbs from the last.
"I'm going to cut right to the chase. You can't keep growing like this. You can't live like this. You can barely breathe just lugging around all that muscle hanging off your frame. I saw you come in, you could barely waddle in here, what are you... 383lbs by now? What's next? How much bigger do you need to get? All your bulging mass is wreaking havoc on your joints, not to mention the stress on your inflated heart. I'm being completely frank here, if you keep taking more steroids, it's liable to explode."
The young man could only take in so much though, perpetually lost in the sensations of having a supercharged body like his, he only hears what he wants to hear.
Keep growing.
Live. Breathe. Muscle.
383lbs. Bigger.
Bulging. Inflated.
More steroids.
Explode.
The doctor mistook his silence as understanding of his harsh truths, but the real truth was that it has mostly fallen on deaf, trap-caressing, ears. As he left, a smile crept up on the young bodybuilder's face as he thought about how to live up to the doctor's advice as he heard it. Hopping down the table with a thud, he waddled out of the office, eager to show the doc just how much bigger he'll be next year.
Bulking beef
Who wants to make this bigger?
I don’t want a pretty, aesthetic lean 6-pack physique. I need to be a monster. Bloated with grotesque muscle, veins popping, swollen pecs and ass with a firm round roidgut. Legs so big I’ve no choice but to waddle and arms jutting sideways due to hanging lats
Gotta make this dream a reality. Eating big, pushing harder than ever, soon to roid up 😈🥩⚙️
Really felt big taking this
Need a muscle daddy to grow me or sugar daddy to find the growth further - 💉🥩😏
About three weeks into my bulk. Feeling great, lifting heavier and put on some mass. Time to really up the calories and get swole.
Fucking killer chest day pump! Pecs felt thick and hard by the end. Showed em off in the gym in a stringer, then in the locker room in just that thong.
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Just because I’m home for the holidays doesn’t mean I slack off at the gym. Gotta keep growing and growing on the bulk cycle. Still got at least 10 pounds to add on before it ends, minimum.
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Another great roided chest day bros. And definitely getting more cocky and slutty, happily showing off the thong I’m wearing in the gym.
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Felt really good this chest day. And pretty sure that tank has become my fave gym shirt at this point too. Also a back shot from a couple days ago, just to show I don’t just hit chest
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Almost done with the bulk, pretty happy with the gains, but as always, sad to go off gear. Currently up about 22lbs from the start, pretty lean gains too. And really happy that I’ve started to really embrace my showoff slutty side more, wearing skimpier gym clothes and more obvious in taking pics.
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I haven't yet. But it's probably a good idea.
If you juice 🧃, I wanna know.
Do you give blood 🩸
Get Bigger, Get Dumber
