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I doodled Jason and Damian as part of the Dead Robin Club ;____; but then the second doodle happened because it would be so cute if the four of them actually had an happy childhood as brothers…?
So I was reading Nightwing #73 and thought this exchange seemed familiar:
Then I remembered:
Proving that out of the first 3 Robins Tim is the only one who has a braincell as both Dick and Jason are dumbasses who don't follow their own rules 😂
(Sorry if anyone has pointed this out already!)
Nevermind, all 3 of them are dumb when it comes to hiding their names...
Tim, suddenlly looking up: Oh My God Dick: What? are you okay? What happened? Tim: I just realized why Jason keeps making jokes about how he died Jason: Yeah, because I died. It was a fairly big thing Tim: No, it's because nothing else happened when you were Robin Jason: What Tim: Dick's the original Robin and the first sidekick, not to mention Discowing, so he has a lot to joke about- Dick: Hey! Discowing was cool Tim: No it was not. Neither was Ric without a k. Never be anything but Nightwing Dick: Aw, you like it when I'm myself Tim: No, I'm less tramatized when you're yourself. Anyway, Steph started a gang war, Demon Brat died and came back to life and is still Robin, Duke's not Robin but he started We Are Robin and jumped out of a police car before being a vigilante and I have my own things that we don't need to discus- Dick: Saved the world in a intergalatic baseball game- Jason: Hid the purchase of your own batmoblie in the batarang expenses- Dick: Sunk around and took photos of vigilante at the age of 9- Tim: THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS! Back to what I was saying, Jason's the boring robin Jason: Rude- Tim: You were the good robin, the little crazy shit you did like steal the tires off the batmobile were kinda overshadowed by the fact that you like Jane Austen and you been red hood is because you died so everything you've done since then still has to do with the one thing that happened to you as Robin Dick: Oh My God. You said you were sticking to the same joke over and over again so it would have the same effect, but really you have nothing else to make jokes about Tim: Exactly! Jason: We really don't have to talk about this- Tim: I need to go tell Steph immediately Dick: I need to go tell everyone immediately
I have answers, but I don't think you'll like them.
Who is this man? Idk. Do we really wanna know?
Where'd he come from? Probably an alley or a dumpster or something.
Why did it sound like Dick knew about the man but left him there 'cause he thought Dami put him there? That's a good question. Dick's probably the one who loaded the trunk.
Why did he assume that? Because Damian backed that trunk, so of course there's nothing suspicious going on. The man? Just a training dummy, though you shouldn't have brought that along, Dami, because this is a vacation. (Why is it breathing?)
Why did he leave him there?! Dick learned a while ago not to question anything his family does. Sure, he was a bit worried that Damian apparently has a grown ass man in his trunk, but the guy probably deserved it
*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*
Tim: Oh my god.
Jason: Whoah.
Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?
Damian: No, I did not.
Results based purely on vibes
Bruce: Hufflepuff
Dick: Slytherin
Jason: Ravenclaw
Tim: Ravenclaw
Steph: Gryffindor
Damian: Hufflepuff
Cass: Slytherin
Duke: Gryffindor
Tim and dick find some glasses and your fave photographer boi takes cheezy photos of dic
Instagram // Kofi
Drew some birds.
May draw some of the others later, couldn't fit them all on one page.
As I learned I inadvertently made my style annoying to draw straight hair right in. At least draw straight hair and make it look good, cause the only straight thing about Tim had to be his hair! Lol. Don't think it looks bad now, but it took longer than it should have.
Okay so I haven't read it and I have no idea if the Batkids even knew they existed until right before it all went down, but. What if, during "We are Robin" the Batkids all stopped by every now and then to tell them stories of their Robin days so that this gang of kids gets to troll the JL along with them.
Superman hesitated, glancing down at the group of kids, bloodstained in the midst of Gotham dirt and rubble.
They watched him as one, heads tilting in exactly the same way and eyes tracing his every movement. Clark suspected that if he paid attention to what he could hear, there would be only one heartbeat, simultaneously breathing. He didn't dare, but he made a mental note.
Bruce wouldn't like this.
So the Kryptonian took a deep breath.
"Who are you?"
They smiled.
"We are Robin."
Superman stared.
One of them, appearing to be a teen with hair as black as Batman's cape and skin the shade of stained mahogany, spoke, seemingly the front for this hivemind. "Don't you remember, Supes? We met before the Justice League even formed, when you noticed our heartbeat as we hid under B's cape."
Clark looked at them.
Too many glittering eyes stared back, and he nodded, slowly.
"Okay... Very nice. I'm going to go before Batman gets angry about me chasing down a Metropolis Rogue in his territory. Just... Don't kill anyone?" he pleaded.
He turned and fled, cape fluttering in the wind as Robin laughed.
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
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Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
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Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
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Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
Oh gosh y e s.
This is perfect and I shall have to write up some cryptid Batfam angsting and terrifying the JL tomorrow
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
-
Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
-
Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
-
Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
Dick: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Jason: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Tim? Tim: Probably “road work ahead”. Damian: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
idea: batman and the robins never acknowledge that there have been different robins. like they all act that there's only been one and that they're the same person basically.
Justice League who's used to teen dick not kid jason: who is this child?
Batman: what do you mean, it's robin.
-
Batman and Tim walking through the watchtower:
Justice League who remembers robin literally dying: ...*side eye*...
-
Flash: batman… who is this?
Batman: robin. you’ve met before. several times.
Flash: no, i met a black haired boy. this is a blonde girl!
Batman: her name is robin
-
Superman: it's time for you to explain. where are you getting all these children?
Batman: i have no idea what you're talking about.
Superman *pointing to damian*: who is this kid?!
Damian: i'm robin. i'm offended you would even ask that? don't you remember *proceeds to recite a story dick told him of his robin days*
I need a fic of the Robins coming to Jason’s apartment in the middle of the night.
Jason will be super tired but let them in bc he silently cares. But everyone is waiting for the day that they get the door slammed on them.
It never happens
Do you think that the Batfam gets hit on much by civilians? I can imagine Batgirl and Spoiler easily.
They’d probably be chill or have witty shutdowns to those classic pick up lines you know?
I don’t think Robin or Batman would get hit on for obvious reasons. Orphan bc no one really knows she exists.
Red Robin and Signal maybe a little bit.
Red Hood and Nightwing have it the worst. Nightwing for obvious reasons, and he probably encourages it.
Red Hood hates it so much, he doesn’t even respond. He once saved someone and they totally hit on him hard, like, he was very flustered under his hood but didn’t show it.
Jim Gordon has a direct line for Batman to call him, but he has to use the bat signal. Well, Batman is missing and Robin (any) needs his help. So, without the phone, how do they contact Gordon?
THE GORDON SIGNAL
They take over the bat signal, take off the bat, and replace it with his name. He sees the sky brighten, looks out, and sees his NAME IN THE SKY.
The speed that he gets to the station (if he isn’t already there) is impressive and dangerous. When he gets to the roof, Robin is just chillin, waiting for Gordon.
Dick:
“Hey! Glad you could make it! I need your help.”
Jason:
“Yo, glad you finally made it. Batman has disappeared and I can’t drive. Your input might help too.”
Tim:
“I need your help. Batman is missing, I need you to help me find him.”
Steph:
“Batman is gone and I need an adult besides Alfred to control me.”
Damian:
“I am in need of your assistance. Keep in mind, it is only because you talked to him last. Not that I need help.”