Resting Bitch Face - Tumblr Posts
It later transpired that I had said none of this out loud.
I have something called Resting Nice Face. You know Resting Bitch Face? This is the exact opposite. I look nice but I’m actually the literal worst.
Stop interpreting my resting * face. It is RESTING, it doesn’t have anything to do with you.
* = whatever
My customer service voice is about an octave higher than my normal voice and you can hear the smile.
My normal voice sits at a resting bitch fac
list of things you can say to someone if you have rbf and they ask you if you’re ok/what’s wrong
- “just thinking about capitalism”
- “i was trying to listen. you know they say it strikes when least expected”
- “there’s a bug. u can’t see it though”
- “i was imagining who i would execute if i was king”
- “oh, it’s just my mom/dad (do not elaborate)”
- “i was just remembering fucking your mom last night.” *wince*
- “sorry. i was trying to telepathically communicate with the clone of me that’s still in the lab”
please add on if u think of any
"Resting Bitch-Face" circa 1874
The Irritating Gentleman - Berthold Woltze
1874