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I unironically would love a “too many bazankas” video
I’m bout to start smt….
I have a very strong feeling some of you ✋🏻women
Hate seeing black women having shit for themselves.
Why did someone just send an ask saying that they’re tired of seeing black girls at kpop concerts…
Sweetheart collect yourself because I am in fact, the right one🙂
Black people can exist wherever the fuck they please and I just know you’re jealous.
Jealous of every damn thing.
But anyways, cut that shit out and the next person to ask me foolishness is getting cussed out.
their relationship is so so precious I’ll never move on from this
this hug has a special and warm place in my heart 🥺
a handsome masterpiece 🥵😶🌫️
⤷ for: @seokljin
charlie doodles cause I'm bored and he's like my fav ever rn also trying to get better at drawing him 😳
MADDIE BUCKLEY and CHIMNEY HAN | 9-1-1 ↳ 6x17 Love Is In The Air
Credit to our current reigning @the_symone
dhdgasj HE LIVES RENT FREE IN MY FUCKING BRAIN!!!
Somebody bring me these two on a platter! 😝
I don't know why but this single frame has occupied a large portion of my brain for a long time now. If anybody has any theories they are welcome to share them but I am quite prepared that my brain makes no sense. 😝
Pretty sure that whoever they are they did not mean "spending an unnatural amount of time obsessing about six million imaginary permutations of one mans life and art" but I am sure as shit going to take it like that. 😝😝
Things I think about on the [near] daily
Person (P) 1: You're late.
Person (P) 2: [ruffled, fixing their hair] Sorry, I was...doing things
*stomping getting closer* *door is thrown open*
Person (P) 3: [huffing] He pushed me down the fucking stairs!
P 2: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to say, "giving you a little nudge".
P 3: I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
P 2: Hey! Watch your fucking language in front of the president.
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*elevator doors close*
Iain: Where's the buttons?
Rob: Oh, no. They've installed voice-recognition technology in this lift. They have no buttons.
Iain: Voice-recognition technology? In a lift? In Scotland? You ever tried voice-recognition technology?
Rob: No
Iain: They don't do Scottish accents.
Rob: Eleven.
Voice: Could you please repeat that?
Iain: Eleven.
Rob: Eleven. Eleven.
Iain: Eleven.
Voice: Could you please repeat that?
Rob: EL-EV-EN
Iain: Who's idea was this? You need to try an American accent. E-leven. E-leven.
Rob: That sounds Irish, not American.
Iain: No it doesn't! ELEVEN.
Rob: Where in America is that - Dublin?
Voice: I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
Rob: Try an English accent. Elevin! Elevin!
Iain: You from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?
Rob: Let's hear yours then, smartass.
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.
Rob: SMARTASS
Iain: E-lev-en.
Voice: I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that?
Iain: ELEVEN! If ya don't understand a lingo, away back to your own country!
Rob: Ooo, it's that talk now is it, away back to your own country?
Iain: Oh, don't start, Mr. Bleeding Heart. How can you be racist to a lift?
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly.
Rob: Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
Iain: You're just saying it the same way!
Rob: And I'm going to keep saying it until it understands Scottish, alright?
Rob: Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
Iain: Oh, just take us anywhere, ya cow! Just open the doors!
Voice: This is a voice activated elevator. Please state which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.
Iain: Calm? Calm? Where's that coming from? Why's it telling people to be calm?
Rob: Because they knew they'd be selling this to Scottish people who'd be going off their nuts at it!
Voice: You have not selected a floor.
Rob: Aye, we have! Eleven!
Voice: If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor, simply say "Open the doors, please".
Iain: Please? Please? Suck my wully.
Rob: Maybe we should just say "please".
Iain: I'm not begging that for nothing.
Rob: Open the doors, please.
Iain: 'Please'! Pathetic.
Voice: Please remain calm.
Rob: Oh! My! God! You want until I get up there...just wait for it to speak...
Voice: You have not selected a floor.
Rob: Up yours, ya cow! If you don't let us through those doors, I'm gonna come to America, I'm gonna find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice, and it'll be the electric chair for ye!
Iain: Scotland, ya bastard!
Rob: Scotland!
Iain: SCOTLAND!
Rob: SCOOOOOTLAND!!
Iain: FREEDOM!!
Rob: FREEDOM!!
*elevator doors open with a ding*
Iain: ...Going up?
“mutually incredible climax”
“wolvie was the bottom”
real lines spoken at disneyland
DISNEYLAND DEADPOOL SAYING HE AND WOLVERINE FUCKED. OK MAN. WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
I tried to figure out how to draw him, so I traced a bunch of screenshots, and then I guess I just had too much fun!
despite everything, queen is still my blorbo from games