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CONTENT WARNING: Just a minor swear guys in the last slot.
Am I a crazy Sans-fangirl if I make up scenarios in my head with these Undertale characters during my regular work days at Mc.Donald’s?
Nah.... :P
A little bit of clarification: the tray in the end slot is falling, and behind Burgerpants’ head, and he was calling out the tray, and walking away after giving it to Sans.
Sometimes I think Sans can be a real dick bag, just the way he’s portrayed at times... I thought that this would be something that Papyrus would say as well, but I’m not sure...
...Been kind of more inspired from my sis to draw more, so there’s that... AND I haven’t picked up digital in like a year... but, not too shabby..? lol
there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
Spur of the moment dnd game starting with a joke notes
Just so I don't forget since we may continue
Most this is from memory, will do best to be accurate
Blobbers kissed a worm, and the worms ran off before returning with flowers on their backs
Theo asks to trade and be dm
Blob eats the flowers
Failed constitution saving throw
-10 hp, 8/18 hp remains
Blob gets mad at worms "Bro what the fuck?"
"We are sorry, but you reminded us of somebody. The one we need to return to the forest." The worms explained
Insert confused player blob noises
"She has short brown hair, a purple backpack, and a monkey friend with rainbows. She ran away chased by a bright orange fox with a mask"
Angy player blob noises
Me laughing and singing the dora the explorer theme
Blobbers sighed "Where can I find this lord faquad looking ass?"
“nobody knows exactly where she went but people say you can hear womanly screams from the mountains exactly 1092 miles south from here, us worms, we are too slow to get there before she perishes of starvation, but you! We bet you could get her!” the worms offered
"What do I get in return tho, aside from an almost lethal allergic reaction to some plants." Blobbers tried
“well,” said the worms, “lets just say. If you dont,.,.,.,., we could always,..,. have a makeover montage until you look enough like the girl and then we would leave you at the edge of the forest for the person who wants her :)”
"Fuck that, I'm going home."
“But dearest blob,.,., you have no choice”
Scared player noises "tHEY KNOW MY NAME"
“Either find her or BE HER” The worms threaten, and so blob deeply terrified goes home to pack
Nat takes back over as DM
Blob goes into her room, finding her turtle sleeping peaceful in a bundle of stolen laundry and towels
Roll perception, and passes
She realizes she hears an odd sound, glancing about she realizes that it comes from her bed. The blankets twitch and in the shadows undee the bed an odd shape squirms.
"What the fuck??" Blob questions
The blanket stills. Then something silently falls over the bed and onto the floor.
Worms.
Blobbers screamed, awaking the turtle who quickly run to her leg. The blanket shifts and falls of the bed to reveal the bed had been eaten through the millions of worms.
"Blobbers, there is nothing to be afraid of. We are simply, keeping an eye on you."
Blobbers calms down, and frustratedly grabs her things
+2 healing potions(10 hp healed each.)
+1 flask of holy water
+1 disguise kit(includes,
+1 broad sword(2d4 damage)
+1 sleeping bag
+5 days provisions
+ one empty flask
+ 1 turtle(lorenzo)
Blob asks how the holy water is there
Nat explains she doesn't remember it being there before, maybe someone left it there.
Blob takes a long rest in the other room on a floor of pillows and blankets and wakes up at 1 am
hit points return to 18/18
Blobbers decides to go into town and steal a horse under the cover of night
"I don't like horses they scary and eat meat" "Horses are herbivores??*confused dm noises*"
Stlerch check, passed
Animal handling check passed
Blobbers grabs a handful of horsefeed and sneaks in through a window of the stables, soundless and invisible despite her pink clothing
She holds up the feed to the horse, and it silently nuzzles her face before eating out of her hand
"I change my mind QwQ I love horses"
Blob runs off, and looks to the sky looking to find which way is south
Intelligence check, passed
Blobbers finds a star pointed south this time of year and chases after it on her horse, then finds a perfectly smooth stone wall, stretching as far as the eye can see and blocking her path. The only opening a bared gate with a steal lock. Watched above the gate way with letters
Sld wl blf urc z yilpvm kfnkprm?
"Somebody needs to learn to spell"
Lorenzo nods, at least blobbers thinks it is a nod, but Lorenzo is a turtle eating a random bug they found on the ground.
"How do you fix a broke pumpkin?" She translated the puzzle, then furrowed her brows "eat it?"
A choking noise comes from the other side, and a slight laugh before a woman's voice is heard "I can't tell you the answer, the gate burns cheaters. Though I can help! What is a feild of a bunch of pumpkins called?" The voice
Language barriers get in way and dm gives answer for the sake of the game. And also because it would be unfair to just let blobbers suffer
"A pumpkin patch?"
The moment the words left her lips the lock melted, and fell to the floor in aa red hot pile of goo
Roll perception, 17
Blobbers walks through the gate, and her eyes lock with a woman of warm firey skin and bright green long hair that fell down her face in knots
Blobbers takes a moment, before realizing that she was staring at a nymph. A nature spirit, specifically a pumpkin
"Can I do a little dance that makes her want to hit me? Like the macarena"
Rolls charisma and passes
Blobbers dances, and the woman resists the urge to slap blob but instead laughs "Have you a reason to dance at such a late hour, or are you just /this/ happy to have passed the gate"
"Do you need a reason to dance at 3 am?"
She watches blobber for a moment, almost like she is studying blob
Then the pretty pumpkin lady begins to dance with blob doing her best to follow the movements "My name is Autumn Tarta" she grinned as she followed blob's lead in the macarena under the stars
Nap time, will add part two whenever we play again
Muffet and So Sorry cosplaying as Sans and Papyrus.
Me showing up to the Wild East in genocide knowing I will kill both of my favorite characters in the whole damn game
Have two heartbroken Ceroba's as a plus just ot feel my pain
GUYS. MOOSEN.
Moosen. Is that the plural of moose? Whatever.
Moosen are FREAKY. Like, 7 feet tall, huge horns, CARniVOReS?! WhAT?
When you see an elk and you go: Oh, a large deer! That’s an elk. But when you see an elk and go: DEAR LORD, IT’S AN ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, that is a fear-instilling, utterly terrifying MOOSE.
It looks like an orc should be riding to battle on them. “Ride, Bullwinkle, ride! Lead me to GloRiouS victory!”
What the heck. You can’t tell me there’s not a God, ‘cause nothing else is creative and crafty enough to keep these things alive for this long.