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Red alert

We as humans have learn to not give any, when it came to emergencies so here...

Speaker: RED ALERT RED ALERT THERE IS A FIRE IN THE SHIP

Alien 1: Human hurry we must evacuate the ship

Human: No, my pot pie is 1 minute from being done and I'll be damned if I miss lunch again

Alien 1: Your existence is worth more then food

Human: You take that back

Got this idea from something about how we show little care for anything and brush it under the rug