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Canon Luci vs Vox fight
Okay, I love fanon ships and all (I ship all day everyday), but I find it so funny how much fanon art there is of Lucifer and Vox fighting for Alastor's love when in canon that would literally never happen. Vox wants Al and would definitely square up against the King himself to "win" Alastor's love, but Lucifer has no real canonical interest in Alastor (he doesn't even like him lol). The way their fight would go in canon is Vox getting the wrong idea and demanding Lucifer fight him, saying shit like "you could never love him as much as meeeeeee". Meanwhile, Lucifer is just so not interested in whatever Vox is on about. Luci would just be like "bruh, you can have him, I don't want him, just stop harassing my daughter and her hotel guests". But, Vox wouldn't leave the hotel alone, so Lucifer finally goes out to kick his ass. And of course Luci wouldn't even break a sweat, he'd just be smacking Vox around all while Vox keeps insisting he's fighting for his love and Lucifer is just like "just take him and leave already " getting more frustrated by the minute. It would be so funny omg. And you just KNOW that Angel and Husk would be sitting on the sidelines wolfing down popcorn. LMAO
Vox: "You don't deserve him!"
Lucifer : "How many times do I have to tell you I DON'T WANT HIM!"
Destiel Meme but it's PoisonApple
Here's the original meme:
Charlie giving false hope angst
Okay so it's a pretty common theory that Lilith and Lucifer are divorced since she has been gone for 7 years. Charlie would totally come to this same conclusion despite her dad still wearing his wedding ring and referring to Lilith as his wife instead of his ex. Meanwhile, Charlie notices that Alastor has become smitten with Lucifer and she immediately jumps into "omg two dads" mode and encourages the Radio Demon to pursue her dad. However, just as Charlie finally convinces Alastor to confess his feelings, Lilith finally shows up. Lucifer and Lilith are all lovey-dovey because they never split up. Everyone in the hotel just thought Lucifer was in denial each time he said that they were still together. Now Alastor is heartbroken and poor Charlie feels so GUILTY for giving her friend false hope.
Luci is so done with these two
Alastor is actively trying to get under Lucifer's skin from the first episode OH MY GOD.
Alastor is like the little kid on the playground who pulls on your pigtails because he's too emotionally stunted to just admit he likes you and wants your attention.
We don't talk about Alastors advertisement for the hotel enough.
"NO TACKY CIRCUS DECOR! I PROMISE."
God, he had a bone to pick with Lucifer before he even met him-
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I just discovered the poison apple side of radio apple and it's giving me deep wounds. More than before.
HA! FUCKING WORTH IT BITCH I'M SCROLLING THROUGH THAT TAG LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!