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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023—) Episode 5: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers

"Percy," Annabeth said. "Don't do this. He's a god." "He's a coward," I told her. She swallowed. "Wear this, at least. For luck."

She took off her necklace, with her five years' worth of camp beads and the ring from her father, and tied it around my neck."Reconciliation," she said. "Athena and Poseidon together." My face felt a little warm, but I managed a smile. "Thanks." -The Lightning Thief

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS Season 1, 2023-

Will: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Nico: *turns to Percy* How tall are you?

Drew: *flirts with Will*

Nico: *staring at them silently*

Jason: You’re being awfully quiet today, Nico.

Nico: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud.

Cecil: so what’s it like being married to Nico?

Will: well... once I asked him for a glass of water while he was angry with me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

Percy: Annabethhh, help! I’m trapped under the tree and the star is tangled in my hair.

Annabeth: Why were you under the tree, Seaweed Brain?

Percy: .... because I am a gift to this world?

Will: Nico! What costume did you get for Halloween?

Nico: I’m dressing up as “Nico with a will to live”, nobody’s going to recognize me.

Will: ... *sigh* what am I going to do with you

Will: Hey Nico, do you have a bag that I can borrow?

Nico: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Will: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Will: Nico, why is there blood everywhere?

Nico: I may have aggressively poked someone... with a knife...

Will: You stabbed someone?!

Nico: No, no! I aggressively poked them with a knife.

Percy: I’m 40% awesome, 60% water, and 100% beauty.

Jason: That’s 200%

Percy: And I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

Will: Don’t do anything dangerous!

Nico: We both know that’s asking too much.

Nico: do you want to know your gay name?

Will: my... gay name?

Nico: yeah, its your first name -

Will: ha, ha, very funny

Nico: *getting down on one knee* - and my last name

Will: *tearing up* oh my god

PERCY JACKSON & ANNABETH CHASE Episode 5: A God Buys Us Cheeseburgers

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You hit the Lord of Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

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Save it! You’ve been nothing but a curse to every child of Zeus for ages. You sent a bunch of intestinally challenged cows after my friend Annabeth

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Nico, I’ve seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.

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Who wants us? Because if you think you’ll get a ransom, you’re wrong. We don’t have any family. Nico and I—We’ve got no one but each other.”