Pick Up Lines - Tumblr Posts
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Hey.
Are you heavy metal?
Cause you're breaking my heart.
Rebloging for the next time I need cheesy pick up lines
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
My flirty, sneaky, Captain. Charles Borealis. My character from The Outer Worlds
new pick up line:
damn girl you put the ass in procrastination because I just wanna do you later
Hawks: Y’know, you should consider handing out candy, maybe then you’ll get more recruits
Dabi: Right, because candy is the way to enticing A rank criminals
Hawks: Well, I just mean, being eye candy worked well enough for you in the past, but it ain’t gonna be enough in the long run
Dabi: Yeah sure, and giving out candy is the- Wait what
Hawks: What
Random league member who overheard the convo: What
Ben’s the last one and let me tell you it is worth it omg i almost threw my laptop
well i mean these would definitely work on me a girl could just come up to me and say congusy and id fall in love
Some gay pick up lines that aren’t really pick up lines or gay but oh well, curtesy of my friends and my extensions
I can cure your homophobia
You know, you’re S tier gay
Are you a microwave cus mmmmmmm
I hate pickup lines, but for you, I make an exception
Congusy (I don’t personally get it like explain pls ale but oh well)
Why do I need pick up lines? Well I’m looking at the reason
You can be the honorary straight friend, or you can be with me
Classic Travis...
Breaking out a good pick up line is an art. When you come across a good one, like a really good one, then it's pretty spectacular.
Some of the ones in this Mad Men montage are kinda corny. But if they were delivered that smoothly and confidently, then yeah. I'd bite.
(170603) @ZANY_TV’s Twitter update with Monsta X Monsta X practicing Portuguese. 😘 A new episode will come out this Sunday for you to check out!
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Sometimes the only pick-up line I feel like I could pull off is:
“Do you like bad girls? ‘Cause I am bad at everything.”
Hey baby, are you a arsonist
Cause you set my heart on fire
It burns ;-;
So the other night for fun I watched videos of guys doing pick up lines to either get date/💋/Ph#. Some I laughed, cringed or was moved as well. Got me thinking of how we got somebody's PH#. Suave, Buddy, Work or put into group/partner. Thus this doodle came to be. How about you?
Baekhyun : Do you know any good bakeries around? Because I'd like to have a cutie pie like you. :D
Chanyeol : Awww babe I love you~
[ ChanBaek cheesy moments play ]
Kyungsoo : Do you know any good bakeries around? Because-
Kai : I don't know any good bakeries, but I know there is a good fried chicken restaurant near us.
Kyungsoo :
Kyungsoo : *whacks Kai with a frying pan that Lay bought for him and strangles him*
Thief
Bakugo: Why are you stealing all my stuff?! First my hoodie, then my food, what next?
(Y/N): Your last name.
Bakugo: *choke*
Kaminari: *spits out water*
✨📓Story time📓✨
Featuring @anobodyinabog
Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.
I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.
And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼
Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆
Donnie Cheese
Oh would you look at that I like actually drew something (*spongebob voice* 7 months later)
The “Do it ugly and afraid” mindset is just the kind of kick needed to help me get out of my funk. Who would have thunk?
Anyhoo just the sketch of a screenshot redraw and one of my favorite pickup lines, for a sticker I designed for a coworker. (Why are the sketches always better?)
Was proud of how it came out (still working with a style tho) and thought I share with the class 😛
Astronomy Lines Pt. 2
Made some wallpapers featuring the disaster twins because Venus is one disaster of a planet 😆