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I’m sorry but HER
The things that happen at Jesus Camp
So my friend Grace had a plastic bag tube thing on her arm and I ripped it off and she screamed “GIVE ME BACK MY ARM HAGGAR” while chasing me around the room. If that’s not true Jesus I don’t know what is
So due to the main stream having shit taste, I'm making a story to accommodate oc's I made out of pure wish-fulfilment.
A story containing a southern, a bied boi and a dramatic necromancer.
Tex Kogane ain't Dead Au 1/?
Texas Kogane was not a man to live in the past; he found little use if it. But when your wife and unborn child leave you behind to fight a space war and leave you in charge of a lion machine thing? You have your regrets.
But still, Tex found himself living day by day. Hunting small lizards, making conspiracy boards, and being the center of several urban legends.
"Lord all mighty, it's hot as balls today," he griped as he put on a worn pair of leather boots. He cracked his back as he stood from his old couch, "Christ! I'm gettin' too old for this."
He rushed through his normal morning routine, nicking himself on at razor and putting his shirt on wrong twice in his hurry. As he dressed he wondered to himself what exactly was going to happen today.
The cave that Krolia had shown to him before leaving and taking his heart with her had a date inscribed countless times on its walls. For the first few years, Tex had held onto the hope that be wasn't going to have to wait sixteen years to see hide or hair of his family. He had been counting on the fact that some other schmuck would have to deal with...whatever would crash on earth.
Now, nearly seventeen years since he had last seen his family, this was feeling like his last hope. He had been preparing for this day ever since it became clear that Krolia wasn't just taking a short joyride. He had thought of every possible scenario, from joyful reunion to terrifying conquest and had prepared for each possibility in between.
The town's grocer probably thought he was a domestic terrorist with the supplies he had been buying (luckily, being a local cryptid curbed questions).
Text figured the first thing he should do was set up a few distractions, to confuse hostile aliens and alert the government or to confuse hostile government and help the aliens that were hopefully also family.
The Arizona heat made the task of setting bombs and traps near unbearable and the amount of water breaks he was forced to take meant that it was nearing dark before he was done. "Dammit!" he scuffed the ground as he looked at the rapidly setting sun. He had wanted to make it to the blue lion before the day was over just to double check that everything was okay. After all, Krolia had entrusted him to watch it and it wouldn't do to have her return onky to see he had failed.
He was thrown out of his disappointment when he saw a bright light rapidly approaching earth. A ship.
He shook himself out of his stupor and staggered down the path he was on. In his haste, he temporarily lost sight of the ship but that didn't matter when a deafening boom was heard and dust flew up from the impact sight.
He was all but running praying to anything and everything that this was it. That he would see his wife and finally meet his child. He was close to the ship which was still hidden in the crash-made crater when he heard choppers and vehicles rapidly approaching. Not for the first time in his life, Tex cursed the Garrison.
He was too close to give up, he had to see. To make sure that it truly was hos family. He crouched as he ran the last few yards, reaching the crater just as the Garrison did. It was a Galra ship. Two people were being pulled out by Garrison doctors and scientists in labcoats.
Tex couldn't see the people's features due to the dust in the air and his distance but one had the slim, fit figure Krolia had had and the other was a hulking, beast of a man. Something supposedly common in Galra.
It was his family. It had to be. If the ship and two figures wasn't proof enough, the reactions of the Garrison scientists were. There were exclamations of shock that Tex could hear even from his great distance. They were acting as if they were seeing something never seen by man before (discounting himself).
His happiness at his family's return was put on the back burner as he watched the scientists. He almost saw red when they roughly restrained the figure that must have been Krolia and when they approached his child, his son, like he was a wild animal. Tex wanted to throat punch someone when he watched them tranq his family but he took a deep breath.
"I'm comin' for y'all. I love you." He had a shotgun to grab.
Paladins Headcannon: Ying
So, as you may already know, I love the game Paladins by Hirez Studios. My favorite character and main is Ying. For some reason whenever I play as her, I always have these different headcannons come to mind. So I wanted to share some of them with you guys! :3
-Ying has 3 illusions, but one of them is a lazy slacker that just stays in the mirror all the time. One of the two illusions that comes out to heal loves to do it. She seems like a sweet little angel until you shatter the mirror, which is when she goes nuts and tries blowing up everything in sight! The other one acts like an older sibling and keeps the other two in check all the time.
-When Ying has her Snapdragon skin, she basically becomes an evil mastermind. She's kinda like Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist. Only with more magic. Also I like to imagine for some reason that she can summon an illusion of a hellhound that's like her pet or something and she keeps it on a chain like a leash.
-She's a raging Lesbian mess. Every game she plays with another female Champion, she'll immediately try grabbing their attention to flirt. Then once she gets their attention she tries to escape cause she's shy.
-She loves flowers and gardening!
-If you ever make her angry with you for some reason, give her a big bright bouquet. She'll be showering you with affection and apologies for being angry.
Shipping Headcannons-
-Tyra:
-Calls her "Mama Bear"
-Loves cuddles
-Her illusions, which are basically like sisters to her, teased Tyra once and nearly got Ying kicked out.
-Tyra always acts stoic and strong and kinda cold. When with Ying she'll soften up just a small bit.
-If Tyra is ever angry with her for some reason, a few quick pecks always calm her down.
-Tyra is kinda possessive of Ying since she views the small elf as a rabbit and herself as a bear.
Skye-
-Usually tells bad jokes
-Skye loves being all over Ying and literally smothering her with love.
-Sometimes Ying will be annoyed by Skye's constant flirting, but always gets over it easily.
-Skye always prioritizes protecting Ying in fights
Maeve-
-The two of them just kind of lie around on top of each other (typically Maeve on top of Ying)
-Maeve treats Ying like her best friend and only ever gets really affectionate when their alone.
-Ying disapproves of Maeve stealing
-They met when Maeve stole Ying's mirror by accident and got herself cornered in an alley.
-Ying sees Maeve as a house cat that is stuck in a human body.
-Maeve gets annoyed very easily by Ying's illusions.
I'll add some more later, since I have a lot more headcannons to go through, but no more energy at the moment. @paladinsheadcanons what do you think? :D
as this pointless video states,, I’m trying to form a Paladins Champions of the Realm imagine blog! I’d appreciate it if I had another mod to help me out with the hc’s
I finally drew my d&d character, she’s a wannabe paladin with no impulse control and an oversized warhammer! She likes justice and jumping through weird portals.
video games ↪ paladins
champions of the realm.
My hilarious feed strikes again!
So, these Space Nerds happened.
Gonna start streaming here in about 30 min. We're gonna play an hour of Doki Doki Literature Club, then a member of the Brotherhood will be joining us for some Paladins. Let's get hype! #mochcreations #gamergy #lordmoch #brotherhood #dokidokiliteratureclub #paladins
A Voltron Rant
In Voltron season 8 episodes 9 & 10.
The old Paladins meet their predecessors and each talk to them.
Battle skills, entities inside them, kindness, their relationship with their daughter, their leadership skills because of their lineage.
Lance wasn’t the only one thrown under the bus, Keith was to.
Keith: “no we won’t give up!”
Zarkon: “that’s your galra lineage. It’s what makes you a great leader of Voltron. You and I share that trait...”
I just sat there like “so your putting all of Keith’s leadership abilities on his heritage, so what about Shiro?” Where’d the character go? Oh wait with season 4.
Like yes Galrans are good leaders (Lotor, Sendak, Ranveig, Zarkon -before the quintessence poisoning-, Kolivan) but still it kinda just sucks that he got all his leadership skills stuffed into the fact of being Galra.
I would have loved it if it was something like ....
Zarkon: that’s what makes you a good leader your undying love for your family, friends and fellow Paladins.
I would have cried if that was said because it was probably true for Zarkon just as much as it is for Keith.
Chibi Paladins~
i forgot to post this recently due of patreon duties TvT
okay, i need to say it (i’ll try to be brief)
VLD ended. we were shown a rough plan of characters future life. BUT. the end of the show should be considered as open. we were shown only some fragments of their lives. a lot of things remains undiscovered
Allura is dead and that’s truly sad, i really love her. but it doesn’t mean that Lance should be alone for life. Keith’s love line wasn't revealed either. all the paladins visit each other anyway, they are family, duh. Keith and Lance relations continue to develop. and eventually they'll realize that they really love each other more than just friends
SO, what am i trying to say: klancers, don’t give up! klance is canon as it should be ❤️💙
P. S. KICK
Voltron Edit - ‘Unstoppable’
This is my first Voltron Edit, so I hope you enjoy it!
