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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

Hold bb, look at bb, cherish bb

Halo! Can I request a self-aware au in which the baker just wakes up one day and as they're going to their kitchen to make some breakfast, the cookies are there to greet them? And then they panic and get scared of the cookies because maybe they are still sleepy (or maybe they just have a fear for dolls) and run back to their room and lock their door for example. How would Pure Vanilla cookie, Clotted Cream cookie, and Dark Choco cookie try to comfort the baker and get them out of the room? Can be only one of those cookies or all three! Ty!

꒰꒰ ✎ :: "This must be a dream, right?" || Self aware AU

・⁀➷ ˖˚₊⠀Characters : Pure Vanilla and Clotted Cream cookie

(I didn't feel like writing dark choco cookie sorry, and it's more Pure Vanilla than Clotted Cream but he's there I swear-)

・⁀➷ ˖˚₊⠀Warnings : Yandere, Obsessive behavior, Implied worshipping

(tbh there isn't much because it's a first meeting but y'know)

[◇] Have I ever written a fic before? Yes. Were they good? Absolutely not. So, take my apologies in advance if my writing here is off or just straight up bad. I'm not used to writing fics, but it's better to try then to not try at all. Also, I like changed your ask like- slightly. Just a tiny bit so I hold you don't mind that. I just feel like the two cookies would go for a more straightforward approach if they tried to coax the reader to come out, yknow (I don't know how to write these cookies talking omg)

~ Director

It's a dream. This is a dream.

... right?

You stood at the kitchen entrance for some time. Never if your life have you thought this would happen. Sure, the scenario played out in your head a couple of times, that's how an imagination works. You thought it would be cool, fun(ny) even, for such a thing to come true. What was the saying again? 'Fantasy often falls short on reality?'

Well apparently not this time.

Having beady eyes, tons and tons of them, staring right back at you isn't the most ideal situation to be in, especially in the morning, and when you barely woken up not too long ago. All you wanted was breakfast, not ... a ton of game cookies (a total of 72 cookies, 74 technically but for some reason the special cookies aren't here ... weird) staring at you as if you were some deer in headlights.

It was just silence. Complete, utterly, awkward silence. No talking, no voice came out, just mutual staring.

Until he said something.

"Ah, Baker! Good morning!"

... what?

The kitchen soon filled with sudden cheers of celebration. You just continued to stood still at the entrance, still trying to wrap your head around this. Perhaps if you pinched your cheek, you would wake up. You could try, but a part of you was against such childish thinking. It's not completely off the table though. Your eyes moved at second intervals, looking at each and every cookie as if you were delusional. What the hell happened to reality?

All you heard was "baker" this and "baker" that. Why did they refer to you as such?

"Baker!" yelled a voice.

Looking over, as all the other cookies try to gather their composure, some trying to get the younger cookies to act proper, you see Pure Vanilla. Of course, who else would it be? He was accompanied by Clotted Cream cookie, a cookie you just got yesterday via the crests. It's weird to see them outside the game. Less of it them just even being here in general, but more of them keeping their looks as if they were still in the game. Weird, but cute, I suppose.

"It's great to see you, Baker." Pure Vanilla exclaimed, his soft tone showing great amounts of joy as the flower staff that he carries just looks at you. "Acutally, we all are happy to see you." He motions over to all the other cookies scrambled around in all places of the kitchen. Most kept their composure, but as you looked over again at them, some seemed to lose it a bit. Maybe it's because you are truly acknowledging them, who knows.

Clotted Cream nodded at his statement. "Why yes, it's true. We missed you dearly, Baker." He spoke with that confident smile of his as his body dipped into a bow. "I, the young Consul, the honorable ancient Pure Vanilla, along with all these other cookies have always waited for this the moment we saw you."

There was a fleeting moment. Once he stopped talking, him, along with everyone else, looked at you with starry eyes, as if they waited for you to say something–anything.

So with all the courage you can muster, only this leaves your lips-

"I'm going insane..."

.

.

.

How you ended up in your room once again is anyone's guess. At one moment you were in the kitchen, then suddenly you were on your room, checking your kingdom. Everything in the middle was blurry, almost surreal, but it as filled with the curious tiny voices calling out to you followed by worried questioning. You still wonder how you ended up back here though.

Snapping out of your thoughts, you look back at your IPad screen (your phone couldn't handle the game, always causing it to lag every other minute due to your lack of phone space). Your kingdom looked barren, despite the decoratives of landmarks, cookie decor, etc, the removal of the cookies not walking around idly made it look so ... empty, to say the least. Even the gnomes were still there, but it didn't do much since you couldn't really see them at all (plus you only had three).

Out of curiosity, you exit out the game and for just a second, you wondered–'If I delete the game ... would the cookies out there dissappear?'

You didn't, obviously, but that fleeting moment of thought almost made you want to.

Well ... now what? You could text your friends about the situation on Instagram, but you doubt they'll believe you. Honestly, they think you are kinds crazy as it is (like they aren't as well) so saying such things would only be covered by them spamming random, but stupidly funny, Instagram reels.

A sigh left your lips, and with turning your phone off for now, you can only ponder what's happening with those cookies on the other side of the door.

.

.

.

The cookies were left speechless at your random escape. They honestly thought you'd be happy to see them here, to not be a digital code in a game but something you can actually hold and love. They even kept their cute looks too! Why must you run and hide?

Some cookies muttered logical responses, others (mostly the kids) were disappointed and sad. Strawberry Crepe was kicking at nothing on with a pouty look while Sorbet Shark was saying incoherent "Ooo00ooOoo" but the tone is his voice(?) was somber. Cherry Blossom was trying to keep a more upbeat and optimistic attitude about the situation, the list goes on (you can figure out how the rest of the 72 cookies that weren't mentioned acted).

Luckily, both Pure Vanilla and Clotted Cream were here to assess the whole ordeal.

"Now now everyone, do not fret." Pure Vanilla said in his naturally calm tone, tapping the end of his staff against the counter to gain the attention of everyone. Once all eyes were on him, did he continue to speak. "We should have expected such, we did come here unannounced, so it's only natural for them to be surprised."

Only a couple of "yeahs" and "you're right" were heard, but Pure Vanilla smiled at the acknowledgment nonetheless.

"As of now, we are here with our beloved Baker. So let us not worry too much." Pure Vanilla said, only for Clotted Cream to quickly chime in. "Yes, our divine Baker is just a little nervous. We are glad to be in their presence now, yes, but let us just settle here till we figure out how to get them back." Weird wording, but it makes due. All the others are in agreement, and now Clotted Cream and Pure Vanilla get to brainstorm ideas to get you to come out.

It shouldn't be that hard, right?

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.

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It was simple. Straightforward and to the point.

The two agreed to knock on the door. It was much bigger than the doors in any of their kingdoms, or at least in a certain comparison of perspective, but still bigger.

To be honest, you sorta ... forgot about the whole 'cookies from a semi-mindless game coming out and are somehow in your kitchen'. There was a short time you wondered how they even got from your IPad to the kitchen–and why they even decided to stay in said kitchen (maybe they looked around the house, but to be honest, there isn't much here anyways minus basic items and necessities). Did your questioning exactly matter though? If cookies from a game can come to life then anything should be possible at this point.

"Dear Baker." Pure Vanilla called out, along with a very very very soft knock at the door. It makes sense there wasn't much noise. These cookies are small, very small. One could easily be about the size of your palm, maybe even smaller. And even- ... right, no pointless pondering.

"Baker?" The ancient cookie called out once more. "Oh, beloved Baker. You wouldn't mind coming out, no?" Clotted Cream said with his usual confident smirk. You couldn't see it, obviously, but knowing the very basic of his character, you can feel his confidence radiate from his voice alone.

With a sigh escaping your lips, you got up and made your way to the door. For some reason, you feared opening the door, but then remembering these are just simple game characters (and small cookies at that), you could probably take them out easily with minimal effort. That would be funny ... but again, no use for such thoughts (save them for later, they will be of use in the near future, hopefully)

Opening the door, your eyes trialed to the floor, only to see Pure Vanilla and Clotted Cream cookie. You held in a laugh at the sight and got down to your knees to help with the height difference. Cute, you thought.

"Beloved Baker!" Clotted Cream smiled that looked so practiced. He dipped his body to a bow once again in a show of respect, though only for a quick moment. Once he brought himself back up, his olive eyes looked right at yours. "It is an honor to meet your eyes once more." Ah, his speech can be so formal. Funny, yet still cute. "I wish we had time to chat some more" He chuckled softly "But, I do believe it is in our best interest to head back to the others with you alongside us."

Oh yeah, the others.

"Dear Baker. On behalf of the others, we all apologize for coming in unannounced. We did not mean to scare you." Pure Vanilla spoke.

A smile crept on your face, and trying to be as careful as possible, you gently set your hands down palm up so the two cookies can hop on. They looked at your quizzically for a moment, but it was just a moment, then they hopped onto your palm with no questions.

"Its okay." You reassured, the two looking like they were holding their breath for a second. "Now..."

You trailed off, standing up back while holding these two cookies in the palm of your hands, you gave them one last smile.

"Let's go back to everyone, shall we?"

Welcome Home fandom stop infantizing autistic people challenge

Level: IMPOSSIBLE

pov me and the rest of the gwen kinnies beat your fucking ass for talking shit about her and, by association, us

Mukuro wouldn't have missed

Trying my hand at blackout poetry! Let me know what you think!

The Sign of Four. Feb. 1890

chat. chat.

this is no longer a rock paper scissors blog

Here’s my attempt to make a bf!headcanon of Nagi hope you all enjoy it

TW: seishirō

BF!Nagi seishirō who like to show up to your house after his tiring football training, to play video games with you while cuddling each other.

BF!Nagi seishirō who likes to text you throughout the day to take news about you or rambling about his troughs like if he sleep before dinner time he wouldn’t need to eat right ? because he thinks it’s a hassle(to eat)( Seishiro ily sm but…💀).But also will use this to eat with you and is smooth with it.

Sei 🧟: Y/N💗 my love 😁 do you think that if I don’t eat dinner I can like wake up, brush my teeth and after that play games.???!!

Sei 🧟: answer fast please i need an scientific affirmation!!!!!

Y/N💕: 💀 what is this non sense

Sei 🧟: ….

Y/N💕: first off, you need to eat otherwise you won’t be healthy, you are literally training every day with Reo, how could you skip a meal after training ??!!!

Sei 🧟: l am build different🙄

Y/N💕: you surely are NOW GO TO EAT you lazy zombie (does lazy zombie exist 🫥) and cook something with veggies this time you won’t go far with instant noodles.

Sei 🧟: don’t disrespect instant noodles like that it is the reason why you have a bf, btw how can I find the strength to eat if my most beloved isn’t with me??😫

Y/N💕:why are you like this, but okay I get it ft?

Sei 🧟: this generation ISTG what happened to face to face dates ?

Y/N💕: 😐 bye.

Y/N💕: wait are you the one who’s knocking to my house

Sei 🧟: duh 🙄 ofc, I had to distract you so you won’t be impatient over the food lmao 🤣.

Y/N💕: you better have ordered bubble tea so I can forgive you.

Sei 🧟: you actually are the only thing on my list that is missing bcs pizza check bubble tea check my angel 🙁 she just have to open the door.

He’ll also send you out of context pics or invite you to play video games at like 4am-5am as if he didn’t have his football training and you working/school the next day. 💀

Sei 🧟: this could be us but you’re sleeping.

Y/N💗: GO TO SLEEP

Sei 🧟: I have gifts and flowers for you😘

Y/N💗: you are the reason why I am sleep deprived.

Sei 🧟: I am doing us a favor so we can nap together tomorrow or later, hang on what time is it ??!! Nvm it’s 5am btw I am waiting you to log in.

Y/N 💗:*sighing so loudly that every human on this earth heard me*

Sei 🧟: ily 😽

Or

Sei 🧟: Us

Y/N💗: you are clinically insane

Sei 🧟: and you ain’t funny 😒 nor romantic

Y/N💗: 🤭

BF!Nagi seishirō who enjoy watching anime with you ( he actually love doing everything w you, I think that one of his love language is quality time) and if you really like the anime he would buy you the manga’s that follow the anime so you could read the manga to him cuddle together.

BF!Nagi seishirō who’ll do small but meaningful gestures to you, like buying you a lip balm if the one you used is finished, tie your laces if they are untied, carrying a scrunchie around for your hair(if they are long enough to be tied) even proposes to tie them and kisses your forehead after.

BF!Nagi seishirō who likes to take you on a late walk date to feed cats while you rant about your day then eat ramen together.

Sei 🧟: Y/N the stray cats… they are calling me😨.

Y/N💗: oh another episode of Nagi trying to ask me on a date without asking me 🌚😍.

Sei 🧟: Nagi ??!!🤨

Y/N💗: yes anyway we are going to feed the cats I get it.

Sei 🧟: call me seishiro, i don’t like your tone y/n and finally, yes I accept your invitation to feed the cats. Sometimes it’s hard to live in your head rent free 😔🥀. Always clingy.

Y/N💗: SEISHIRO

Sei 🧟: 😁 what abt ramen after.

Y/N💗: after the date YOU planned!!

Sei 🧟: after the date I planned because this relationship is one sided 💔.

Y/N💗: NAGI SEISHIRO

Sei 🧟: sorry 🫠

Y/N💗: i hate you sm 😭 now hurry i want my ramen

Sei 🧟: anything for my angel 💕

BF!Nagi seishirō who use a Polaroid picture of you as a bookmarks.

BF!Nagi seishirō who like to take pictures of you but is too shy to ask.

Y/N: did you just take a picture of me?

Seishirō:n-yes I mean I need to otherwise I will forget you face.

Y/N: listen we are in a relationship, we are partners, now if you still feel shy abt it I understand it but please quit hiding yourself behind those excuses I love you and I want too to make memories with you so just ask to makes pictures of or with me, okay sei?

Seishirō: hum yes I love you too Y/N, I’ll try to be more open now.

Y/N: good it was tiring to feel like a celebrity

Seishirō: *smiles* I am convinced we are made for each other.

BF!Nagi seishirō who genuinely loves you, and try every day to show his love for you trough out his actions because words aren’t his forte, he is so grateful to have someone like you by his side, you are his peace of mind the person that at the end of the day he could return to and feel at peace. He finally had someone beside Reo to talk to most importantly to see his future with.

Note: I love him so much

Guys...What if Floyd had always been trapped on 1985 and the Floyd we know was actually pit spring bonnie (epic theory)

Ver 2 cuz I couldn't decide😿

Guys...What if Floyd had always been trapped on 1985 and the Floyd we know was actually pit spring bonnie (epic theory)

Ver 2 cuz I couldn't decide😿

NINE WTAF WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

Am in a very fucking pornstar gepard mood rn. Like modern au gepard who is a college student and the best one out of all. You are his favourite teacher and you obviously adore him alot as a student but there is an inexplicable attraction between you two.

And like just a random day when ur head drifts to geppie again, you open up pornhub and search for people who look similar to him so that you could relieve yourself AND GUESS WHO U FIND???

hehheheheheh

you really get me. YOU REALLY GET ME.

also apollo cheese I've never been to uni idk what professors really do so if it's wrong.... my bad also this turned out way longer than I thought.... nine shut the HAYLE up challenge failed

tw // uneven power dynamics (teacher/student)

also reader is a porn addict argue with a wall

he's your cutest student too. at first he seems very intimidating, standing tall with his wide shoulders and muscular arms crossed over his broad chest. but the more your lectures go on, and the more you notice his diligence and hard work, complimented by his concentrated face (which is so mf handsome), the more you grow fonder of the young man. after countless hours of getting to see him in the front row, taking notes and asking questions you've come to know Gepard as a sweet and even protective man. he's very endearing when he gushes about his sisters, showing you their pictures with a fond smile.

When you notice his friends elbowing him whenever he runs to them after talking to you and asking you questions about any assignments or concepts he hasn't quite grasped, you smile at his broad back. The creeping blush dusting his cheeks, ears and neck doesn't go unnoticed.

The sweetest thing is how, despite his size, he seems to be very cautious about looming over you and keeping a respectful distance. Never tries to take something out of your hands before asking, and always offering his help when you carry a bunch of materials to your classroom in the early morning. Gepard never feels fully satisfied however, wanting to spend more and more time with his favorite teacher. You thank him with a gentle smile and featherlight pat on his shoulder.

As time goes on, the longer your touches linger on him (secretly riling him up to no end) he starts growing more confident aswell. His way of speaking becomes more relaxed and it never loses the admiration and respect he feels for you. It helps that you're much closer to his age than expected. He even hesitantly touches you every now and then, sweetly picking dust off of your shoulder or even holding your hand as a quick thanks after he got a little too excited at passing an assignment well. No one can deny the way your touches started lingering a little too long. in the end you've even got other students cheering Gepard on in his hopeless romantic endeavors. (and sexual but you wouldn't know)

You know it's not right, it really isn't. But admitting that you're sexually frustrated after only focusing to graduate and get your degree as fast as possible is embarrassing. It has left you with no opportunities to connect with potential romantic or sexual partners.

Despite the nagging guilty voice in the back of your head you find yourself awake in the early morning after a wet dream, starring none other than your handsome student with his soft blonde hair and dark blue eyes. You groan in frustration and grab the pillow and throw it over your own head, trying to suffocate yourself as punishment for thinking about him in that way. it obviously doesn’t work, the dream vividly playing over and over in your mind's eye.

it doesn’t help that your wet dream was downright perverted, the man covered in bitemarks, hickeys, bruises, sweat and cum. lying underneath you with his hands on your hips helping you lift your hips, like he always helps you carry your items. you shake your head but the way his desperate sobs rip their way into your ear doesn’t help at all. you groan in frustration and hit your pillow a few times, slamming it onto the mattress and laying your head on it harshly.

it doesn’t take that long either, hands already twitching towards your phone, opening up the incognito tab and your nails tap against the bright screen as you type up the familiar website. you're ashamed to log in and open the search bar. fingers hovering over the keyboard, you hesitate. are you really going t-

"blonde sub"

you quickly hide your face in your hands, so embarrassed how worked up this stupidly muscular handsome man has you. biting your lip you look at the videos and all the thumbnails and titles make your heart sink to your ass. 'blonde barely legal bitch gets DEST-

you're quick to tap the search bar again, trying again.

"blonde malesub"

this goes on until you've found a decent balance of descriptors. you scroll through the explicit videos, needing a good video to satisfy your needs right now. none of the thumbnails or titles catch your attention until you do a double take and scroll back up to a video titled "make me yours ma'am"

it's not the title that grabs your attention however, it is the young man in the thumbnail that looks exactly like your student Gepard. you blink a few times as your finger hovers over the sight of him or his doppelgänger, tied up with bright red rope and bullet vibrator taped to his nipples. after clicking on the video the little username pops up below the video. "softkittysunny" you nearly laugh out loud. what a silly username. what a joke.

it's a little cute...

your eyes drift to the man in the video currently taping the bullet vibrators on his broad chest, right next to his pink nipples. your hand already sneaks its way into your underwear, you lift your hips to make it easier. when the vibrators start, you dip a finger inside of your already wet folds. you're practically slipping inside.

getting yourself off to your student's adult videos isn't even the worst thing you've done. it's not like he has to know. right?

until your dumbass lets the nickname "sunny" slip. the entire class quiets down and starts looking around wondering who this sunny person is. even a few whispers can be heard "did Ms Y/n just call Gepard her son?" And it takes a second to set in. as soon as it does your eyebrows furrow and you press your lips into a thin line. Gepard has since lowered his hand, face flushed a deep red. Seems like he knows. You nervously laugh it off and try to continue the lecture.

somehow you find a way to avoid him before, after and in-between classes. that is until you're alone at a bar, sipping on a drink while trying to forget (but you always remember) and an empty glass is set next to yours and the familiar handsome face makes its way into your view.

okay I have to shut the fuck up before this turns into a whole ass fanfic. blah blah blah you have sex with him blah blah blah he becomes your secret sub so real

That one meme...

I need to remind everyone that this little gem exists 😂

By High Ground Animations

OKAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT POSSESSED ME

Did some splatoon x fnaf sb traditional art cause idk

AND LOOK I CAN ACTUALLY DRAW SNEAKERS!! 😌

when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard

As a matter of principle I'm refusing to play any new Metal Slug game until they make the girls weird-looking again.

Y/n Sent an attachment?

Characters: Jolyne, Ermes, Foo Fighters, Weather Report & Anasui

Summary: You decide to play a prank by pretending to send a scandalous picture.

A/N: Please forgive me if this seems too ooc I don't have a good feel for these characters yet.

does anyone have the draw your bbygirl like this meme