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Coffee: 7
Coffee design: Abbacchio
Dessert: 28 & 35
Add ons: 5
Special: 1
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ALRIGHT!
abbacchio is here-
enjoy dear~
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Content warning: None
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You're mine anyways
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◈ "You're too busy.. lets take a rest shall we?" you said as you pat his hair while he grumbles but complies anyway, he grabs a book before letting you drag him away from his office. Dragging him to the couch and laying down together.
◈ Snuggling closer to his chest, he hums as he places hand on your head as he massages your hair and gives you small head kisses while reading his book.
◈ "HELL YEAH Y/N IS GETTING IT~!" a shout interrupted as the both of you look at the whole gang (except bruno- he is not there NO BRUNO IS NOT THERE-) staring at you both as narancia, mista, and you started to smirk.
◈ "HELL YEAH I AM!" you shout as you raise a fist making the two of them cheer. "Oh my god shut the fuck up and go back to your rooms. don't even try to drag her away from me." Abbacchio states as he glares at them, the gang just shrugs and walks to their rooms, and narancia and mista gives you a thumbs up as you wink at them making them chuckle.
◈ You turn back to lean on his chest as he mutters a small string of curses before giving you affection. The comforting silence lets you both relax as you hear his soft breaths and his beating heart, his hands running through your hair, letting you sleep silently.
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*KING CRIMSON *
(◍oᴗo) (°◡° "')
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◈ You wake up to see him sleeping, letting out light snores as you smile. Gently and slowly removing his hands, you sit up and stretch. Getting up from the couch and walk silently towards the kitchen, not wanting to make any noises as you wash your hands and start cooking. Putting on your apron and tying your hair up to make it easier.
◈ Adding the toppings to the food, you heard footsteps coming towards the kitchen. You felt hands wrap around your waist as you turn your head around to see your beloved *ʰᵘˢᵇᵃⁿᵈ* Boyfriend hugging you from behind as you let out a chuckle.
◈ "Good morning~" you said as he mutters a greeting back. you walk to the oven as he follows, sliding the pan inside, you set the timer as you finally turn around and wrap your arms around his neck. "How's your sleep?" you ask as he hums and kisses you, you quickly pull away as you let go of him "I still need to prepare the food! you can go sit on the table" you said as you tried to walk away.
Keyword: Tried
◈ He grabs your wrist and traps you in his arms as you groan. "ughhh let me cook please" you said as you try to push him away only to get tossed on his shoulders. "go call narancia to cook." he says as he starts to walk to his room while you just sigh and grab your phone from your pocket as you dial narancia.
◈ "Nara~ go cook" you said as you end the call, not letting the poor child say a word as abbacchio tosses you on the bed as you let out a small 'oof' as his turns you around and hugs you. "You're being affectionate today abba" you said as you laugh.
◈ "Shut up, I can do anything with you, you're mine anyways"
Aw man, this Bagel really hit the- Hit the what?
I mean, at the end of the day, why is it surprising that all Harry says in his interviews is just fake-deep to borderline nonsensical shit? Man never even graduated high school 😩
(not to mention he's a rich, white, male on top of that)
Someone's been stalking me fr, HOW are these posts SO relatable??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I watch 100 cooking videos a day and i don’t even try making myself a scramble. I’m a chef in theory and a clown in reality
I had to share it....this guy is great.
I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post
tumblr nepotism is when a mutual with a larger follower count than yours makes a post of yours gain notes by reblogging it
I really love the idea that Ned thinks he’s a gentle parent but like….by northern standards. He’ll be like ah I remember what this was like I can’t be as harsh as my father…..boy hostage fetch my sword I have decided you children will watch me perform a beheading instead of the traditional bloodeagle. I know I know I’m getting soft in my old age (27)
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His phone beeps, alerting him to a new message. It’s not unusual for Roman to receive a number of messages on one of his direct numbers and only gives it a momentary glance before finishing the paragraph he’s reading. Crane was not somebody he’d expected to text him out of the blue, not even to wish him a Happy Christmas but the reality was so much more bizarre when Roman opened up the message only for his eyes to be assaulted by a graphic message stuffed full of emojis. ”What the fuck, Crane.” Roman said, holding the phone at arm’s length as though it were a venomous animal about to bite him. He couldn’t believe his eyes and briefly he wondered if this was some sort of joke on the Scarecrow’s part, a spam text perhaps? It didn’t seem like the man’s style but Roman had been wrong before and so he took a closer look, face twisting into an depraved leer as he snickered at the text before responding. < You know there are easier ways to ask for a hook up, right?
WTF???? THIS AD SAYS CHOOSE A GENDER THEN IT SHOWS AN ALIEN OR BABY YODA IM FUCKKKKK KAJSKSKSNDJDJKD
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!!!
The Circle of Slice….
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
Tell me why Tumblr keeps showing me the reblog/repost button and is trying to SEDUCE me into tapping on it like, "Tap for a little surprise~" LIKE NO? EXCUSE ME?
I do not come to Tumblr for quality content. I come here for chaos and fandom smut >:( And I ain't about to expose myself on my blog like that :/
Pff
Edit: ok I made it look more realistic
