Old Men Yaoi - Tumblr Posts
Hey, I heard that there's a trend of drawing Mr Birchum yaoi, so I had to join lmfao.
(for those who don't know Mr Birchum is Daily Wire's sad attempt at offensive conservative comedy. it's spectacularly bad (I didn't watch it, cuz there is no universe in which I'm giving money to Daily Wire), but the main two characters seem to have cute/toxic ship energy, so I had to lmao. Cry harder conservatives, WE MADE THEM GAY!)
REREADING TIME
I have some funfact
I don't know if anyone remember this but I was rereading some of the chapter and I see this note
And yup like the note say is was quite ironic for them to be like this
I think other than the two fukus they really should put fukufuku too but it a note so meh
Mmmmmm.
Gotta love me on Toxic Yuri/Yaoi shit.
It's toxic homos Sunday, my dudes.
WOWWIE щ(゜ロ゜щ) yall really want old men Sanuso it's understandable ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭ their pretty hot lol, well yall shall receive it very soon!! ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)
~~~~~The Night routine of 50 y/o Sanuso~~~~~
The sun is setting. Turning the blue skies into dark skies, Glistening full of twinkling stars, As the ocean breeze passes across the peacefully sailing Sunny. A handsome 50 y/o Usopp and Sanji are getting ready for bed in the bathroom.
Sanji is carefully placing his hair curlers in his long blonde hair. individually wrapping each loc of long blonde hair. The blonde turns to his Long nosed Lover.
Sanji:"Hey, mon cheri."
Usopp : "Yes, Hun?"
Usopp undoes his Ponytail letting his thick, curly, black hair spill down his back and Shoulders. Then He cups all of the large amount of hair he has (which is a ton and hard to grab all at once but he's a pro at it) into his sunflower yellow silk velvet bonnet, that has sunflower patterns embedded into the bonnet.
Sanji:"Do my Curlers look right?"
Usopp:"you're curlers, oh lemme check, hmmm.... yeah! they look right hun."
Sanji:"Oh thank God, these damn things can be suchhh a pain in the ass."
He woes dramatically, Sanji finally finishes putting all his Curlers into his hair. After that he ties his long beard hair into a braid for easier sleep.
Usopp:"Did you use the new face moisturizer I bought for you Sugar?"
Sanji:"This one, The citrus one?"
Usopp:"Yeah the citrus moisturizer."
Sanji:"Yeah it's lovely it smells sooo Good! thank you magnifique tireur d'élite you're too kind-"
Usopp:"Yes,Yes I know I'm a lovely man~ there's no time to go on, and on about it. I want to go to bed."
Sanji:"Alright, Alright I'll just wait 'till we go to bed."
Usopp and Sanji finally finish getting ready for bed after doing their skin routine, then brushing teeth (of course), The two embrace and share a loving kiss then go to bed in their Hammock, Sanji cuddles up to Usopp, Usopp embraces him back.
Hope this was good I tried quite hard!! ( ^ω^）
please ask me about hyper tana things PPLESAE PLEASSEEEEE I NEED TO TALK ABOUT MY OLD MEN (feel free to also ask about any other characters or regretavator stuff teehree)
they kissed nasty in that technobabble room and you know it!!🫵🫵
the silly thief and the interpol-man be chilling
Man I like this screenshot, I added hair, palms n waves
BILLFORD DRAWINGS I’LL NEVER FINISH 😭
sorry I've been offline these past few days, theres a totally reasonable explanation, I was busDOOMED OLD MEN YAOI ATTACK GO
Stan and Kyle at the beach with their kids (gonna clean this up and color in procreate later)
they have been rotting my brain for a WHOLE year and I CAN'T STAND IT .
Hide your fingers sixer.
Megatron's eyes are slightly loosened and Optimus' eyes are blatantly softened asdjflksdfkl
Trigger knows them too well
My rare pairs but they progressive don't any sense
