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Psalm 147:3 says, “He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds”.
This is a beautiful reference guide for all time. ♥
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN!!!
I’m sorry it made me laugh and I had to
Asra: YOU CAN’T DATE LUCIO HE’S A BAD GUY
Mc: maybe I can help him and make him a good person
Asra: *thinks about it and realizes Mc is a pure soul* well yes, maybe you can…
Mc: or maybe at the end of the day we’ll kill you all and take over the world
Asra: what
Mc: what
Lucio: take me
“Are you an angel?”
The little girl couldn’t have been more than five years old, staring wide eyed at the demon in childish delight. Clasping her hands, she jumped up and down.
“You’re an angel!”
“I, uh, look–” the demon stammered.
She cut him off. “Momma said to pray every night and the angels will help me. Daddy isn’t nice to me anymore, and so I did as momma said and look! Here you are!”
The demon stared at the door, sweat beading down his forehead. The little girl couldn’t have been the one to summon him. He could see the sin festering in someone’s skin through the wall.
It hit him.
The girl was an offering.
There were many things the demon traded in, and none of them good. A child was not one of those things. They were a demon with standards.
“I’m not an angel,” the demon admitted, “I’m someone better.”
She tilted her head. “How?”
“I solve problems, and today, I’ll solve yours for free.”
Check out a continuation of this prompt right here!
They’re all pretty accurate eSPECIALLY THE LAST ONE IM WHEEZING
So what if the main 6 swapped realities with us, and WE were the visual novel and THEY were romancing us??
EDIT: I forgot Lucio's prosthetic like the dumbass bitch that I am, so pardon me while I just..
Fish Farm: A Leviathan shit-post
[Somewhere quiet and peaceful in the House Of Lamentation]
Satan and Amadeus: *Just chilling in the quiet, one’s reading, the other painting his nails to perfection*…
Leviathan: *lamb bastes the door open, caring various fish food shakers*
Asmodeus: Whoa! Where are you going with all that stuff!?
Levi: I HAVE TO FEED THE BABIES!
Satan: *head whips up* The what???
[a few hours later after Lucifer hears about the earlier situation]
Lucifer: *just kind of walks in* Leviathan, we need to talk about these… babies-
Thonk
Levi: *Body slammed up against the glass, arms spread as far over this aquarium wall as he can get them to go* I JUST WANTED TO GIVE HENRY A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE HE SEEMED LONELY BUT NOW I’M FISH FARMING GUPPIES! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Lucifer:…
Levi:…
Lucifer: *slowly closes door*
You know how dark magic made Voldie go all snake like. So imagine a dark!Harry au where dark magic makes Harry doe/stag like
Please tell if this is a thing
DP x DC prompt. ~“Unstable connection”~ Dead on main.
Part 3. Friends can be different
Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6. Part 7.
Part 8. Part 9. New: Part 9.1. Part 9.2. Part 9.3.
Part 10. Part 11. Part 12. Meme break №1. Part 13.
Cujo is such a good boy! Danny has long wanted to share his pet’s favorite photos.
Being Reincarnated into a New World as the Bad Guy aka Villain/ess AU
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♥️ Ace Trappola ♥️
being reincarnated into a new world as the bad guy (+ Deuce)
♠️ Deuce Spade ♠️
being reincarnated into a new world as the bad guy (+ Ace)
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