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Reacting to You Going Missing
Here’s a little thing I was thinking of all weekend. Figured I would share. Some of these are cc! and others are c! so like. I dunno. Some you can interpret in either I think.
Dream:
- Insists on looking for you every. single. day. - Spends as much time as possible looking. - Loses sleep. Not that he sleeps much anyway, though. - “Listen, none of you seem to understand. I need them here.”
George:
- Also spends a lot of time looking for you, but promises to keep taking care of himself for you. - “If I take care of myself, will you come back home?” - Is very affected, and oftentimes stops something early.
Sapnap:
- Is essentially a wreck without you. - Pushes people away who are trying to support him in such a difficult time. - “I’m not leaving the search until we find them.” - He does cry, but it’s hardly around others.
Badboyhalo:
- It doesn’t matter how long it takes, as long as the police bring you back. - “Can’t you guys keep looking? Please, just keep looking for them. I miss them so much, and I want them home...” - Takes care of any of your pets and keeps your room tidy.
Skeppy:
- He makes all the usual wise cracks and such but it doesn’t feel the same without you. - Sometimes he’ll slip up and just go quiet, thinking about how much he misses you. - “Sorry guys. Give me a moment.”
Techno:
- Would absolutely stay up every night until you came back home. - Spends a lot of time thinking about where you could have gone, but usually can’t bring himself to go look. - Brings his ideas of your whereabouts to the police instead.
Tommy:
- Explosive as heck at literally anyone. - Someone tries to comfort him? An immediate “piss off” from Tommy. - Even gets angry with the police. - “You aren’t trying hard enough! Find Y/N right now!”
Tubbo:
- Draws pictures of you. They may not be the best, but it’s his only way of remembering what you look like. You never did like to take photos of yourself. - Makes your favourite drink sometimes to feel closer to you. - “I understand that the police are doing their job, but... I miss Y/N so much.”
Phil:
- Writes a letter to you every day, so that you have something personal when you get back, and so you don’t miss a thing that happened. - Takes good care of your trinkets and personal objects. - Helps Tubbo with his drawings of you sometimes if Tubbo forgets too much. Phil remembers you quite well.
Ranboo:
- Finds it hard to function with you gone. - Writes what he remembers about you in his book. - Tries to find you, but with him trying to keep calm and not get too emotional, it doesn’t take long for him to need a break.
Awesamdude:
- Panicked is one way to put how he feels. - As soon as he gets the news, he’s already grabbing his jacket and going to join the search party. - “We have to find them. We have to find Y/N. What if they’re hurt?” - Very open to the support from others.
Schlatt:
- At first, he doesn’t believe it. - “Y/N? Missing. Yeah, I don’t think so.” - It takes him a couple of days, and then when he finally believes it, he’s making calls and looking for you as much as he can.
Niki:
- Trying to keep all of your stuff as it was when you were there last. Sometimes she just sits in your room and soaks the atmosphere in. - Prays every night for your safety.
Wilbur:
- Writes songs that he promises himself he’ll sing to you when he finds you. - Spends a lot of time busying himself with work and music so he doesn’t think too much about you. - When he does think about you, he gets very sad and often cries. - “I just want them back home.”
Reacting to You Being Found
Per request, here’s the sequel to them reacting to you being missing! Enjoy!
Dream:
- Is immediately holding onto you so tightly and refusing to let go. - “Dream, I’m okay, you can let go!” “Nope. Never again.” - Is very protective and hardly ever leaves your side so you don’t disappear again.
George:
- The first thing he does is take a nap, but clings to you very tightly. - Makes you food, makes sure you take care of yourself like he took care of himself when you were gone. - Does a lot of thanking whoever or whatever made the universe for bringing you back to him.
Sapnap:
- The first time he’s willingly crying in front of someone and it’s over you being home. - He has never felt such strong relief in his life and immediately squeezes you tightly while just full-on sobbing. - “Y/N, where the fuck did you go?? You scared me!” - Guard dog Sapnap, anyone?
Badboyhalo:
- Also probably crying a little, but happy tears! He makes sure you know it’s happy tears too. - “I knew eventually they would find you! I begged them to keep looking, and... I’m glad it worked.” - Talks about how he took care of your pets. He did take your pets with to see you, so of course you’ve got some welcome back snuggles with him and the animals.
Skeppy:
- “oHH MY GOD YOU’RE BACK” - Also hugging you extremely tight and talking about how much he missed you. - “Skeppy, I can hardly breathe, you’re hugging too tight.” “HOLD YOUR BREATH Or SOMETHING AND LET ME HUG YOU A LITTLE LONGER”
Techno:
- Very chill but internally is so, so happy you’re back. - “You’re alive. I’m glad. I wasn’t of much help in finding you, though. I was too cowardly. Sorry.” - A cup of tea and a book later, and it feels like everything between you two is just as it should be.
Tommy:
- Acts like he’s pissed, but he’s also super happy to see you alive and back home! - “Where the fuck were you? Trying to sneak off or something?” - You heard about how he acted with the police and tried scolding him, but he wouldn’t listen anyway.
Tubbo:
- “Y/N! I missed you so much! Here, Phil helped me with these!” - Once he explained what the drawings of you were for, you were the one absolutely sobbing. - He did so well in remembering you. You were glad the two of you were friends.
Phil:
- Gives you the letters he wrote every day for you. A lot of the contents talked about how he never gave up his search for you and how he missed you dearly. - Once again, you’re in tears. So is he, though. - “Also, I dusted all your little shiny things. I figured you would appreciate that.”
Ranboo:
- Feels like he didn’t do much as far as your search went. - “Y/N, I’m sorry for not looking hard enough for you, I wrote what I could remember about you and I spent a lot of time with Tubbo to remember what you looked like, and-” - You hugged him very hard, and said, “Thank you for being a good friend.”
Awesamdude:
- Asking a tonne of questions, like, “Are you hurt? Where did you go? Was it scary? Were you stolen away?” - Basically, he’s talking circles around you the entire way home, and he’s holding your hand tightly and sort of refusing to let go. He doesn’t want to lose you again!
Schlatt:
- “Gone for how long now? Did you get involved in a gang or some shit?” - You already know how hard he worked to get the police to keep looking, but you give him the benefit of the doubt. - That night, and many nights after though, he’s staying up later than usual to make sure you don’t disappear.
Niki:
- “Y/N? I... I was so scared you wouldn’t come back, I...” - Of course she’s crying. She thought she had lost you. - She sits the two of you down to talk about it over tea, and you cuddle afterwards to wind down after an emotional rollercoaster of a day.
Wilbur:
- “I didn’t think they would find you. Took them long enough,” He jokes, ruffling your hair, putting his jacket on your shoulders and heading home with you. - As promised, he sings the songs he wrote for you while you’re seated on the couch. - “I’m glad you’re home. I missed you so much.”
Reacting to You Asking to Move In
Mwahaha, I had this idea since I’m moving into an apartment with a good friend! Enjoy.
Dream:
- Absolutely, he would immediately just be like, “Sure, let’s get you here as soon as possible.” - Helps you with getting your stuff into the place, and even helps with unboxing. - Forces you to let him sleep on the couch until your bed is set up.
George:
- Hesitant at first, but would he say no to you? Unlikely. - Makes sure you have all of the stuff you absolutely need first. - When carrying stuff in, he has to quietly chant “Don’t drop it, George, do NOT drop it.” Even if the box doesn’t have anything breakable in it.
Sapnap:
- “Why aren’t you moved in already? Sheesh, Y/N.” - Is absolutely bouncing off the walls and is very excited for you to move in. - Probably almost broke something while helping you get stuff into the place because he is just so excited.
BadBoyHalo:
- Thinks it would be a great idea! - Doesn’t rush you to move in, and is very helpful when you finally do! - Celebratory move-in meal of course :)
Schlatt:
- “No.” - You tell him you’ll find someone else to move in with then and that it’s not a big deal. - He changes his mind, you move in soon after, things are just fine. -Sometimes he will make wise cracks about how you forced him to let you move in.
Eret:
- “Bad idea, but sure.” - Not actually a bad idea, Eret is just a little dramatic and that’s okay. - Living with Eret is actually pretty fun albeit chaotic at times. You make jokes about Ted being the better housemate.
Awesamdude:
- “Sure, Y/N.” - Genuinely laid back about it, but he’s honestly pretty grateful that you’re willing to help around the place right away. - Probably spends a lot of time after you move in showing you how to do redstone. Whether you retain the information or not is up to you :)))
Nihachu:
- “!!!!!!” - To say she would absolutely talk in circles about you moving in would be an understatement. - Very excited and very willing to help you get there as quick as possible.
Techno:
- “lmao” - Asks a lot of questions and doubts that you’re serious, but when you make it clear that you’re serious, he figures it’s worth a shot.
Wilbur:
- also a “lmao” but quickly after is followed by a “sure” - Also pretty chill about you moving in and asks if you know any instruments. - Probably shows you for 0.2 seconds in a livestream or something and goes, “Hey, look, Y/N’s my flatmate now. I’m gonna annoy the fuck out of ‘em.”
“Look At This Cool Rock!”
Request: MCYT S/O reacting to being interrupted by you to show them a rock you found!
A/N: listen I have this biiiig collection of nice rocks I find on my walks and such so I just am very soft.
Dream:
- Honestly would take a long time to inspect the rock - You come in with a rock and he dead-stops during stream and just - He probably has a few you found specially for him on his desk - Loves that you find such joy in tiny stones - “Hold on chat, Y/N brought a rock, I need to see it.”
George:
- “Oh! Where did you find this one, Y/N?” - Would also dead-stop because he knows how much you like looking for nice rocks. - “If you want, after the stream, we could go look for some more.”
Sapnap:
- “This looks like rock candy. What if I just eat it, right here and now?” - Likes the tiny warm-coloured ones the most but still finds any of them very cool. - The chat is probably advising him against eating rocks, so he hands it back while chuckling. - “Find a tastier looking one for me, pleeeaaase Y/N?”
Niki:
- She would absolutely make a big deal out of it. - “Guys, stop everything! Y/N has a cool rock!” - Spends a good amount of time just admiring said rock, because you always pick out such interesting ones. - Probably googles the rock so she can see what it is exactly.
Wilbur:
- “What’s this? Oh, wow. That’s very neat.” - Shows off the rock to the stream because it really is neat. - Proceeds to make wise cracks about rocks while strumming. - “All jokes aside, Y/N, your rock is very cool. Thank you for showing me.”
Quackity:
- Eats the rock (/j) - Okay okay, in all seriousness he would probably also show the stream. - Maybe even talk about how shiny or stripey or whatever it is. - “Look at this fucking ROCK you guys.” - Autotune song about rocks anyone?
Reacting to You Falling
Request: I’m relatively clumsy so I was wondering if you could do hcs for mcyts of your choosing reacting to you falling? I imagine Tommy would laugh at me lol.
A/N: he would laugh at you. He does laugh at you in the hcs.
Dream:
- “Why are you so bad at walking? Get good.” - Despite his teasing, he still helps you back up. - The man isn’t the greatest at first aid, but he knows enough to know you might need a band-aid.
Tommy:
- IMMEDIATELY starts laughing hysterically - “You clumsy fuck! Even I’m better at walking than you!” - He probably helps you up, but after that, he’s still laughing too much to help you with your likely scraped knee.
George:
- “Did you just fall? Seriously?” - He’s smart. He knows (kind of) what to do, so you’re bandaged and iced before you know it. - “Wanna play Minecraft til you feel better?”
Sapnap:
- “Y/N? You okay?” - He falls a lot when he skateboards, so he’s basically a pro at first-aid. - You two go to get food afterward to make you feel better. Your pick of where to go.
BadBoyHalo:
- Immediately fussing over you, because your knee must hurt. - He’s got fun band-aids, so now you get a BRIGHT neon green one. - “Take it easy, Y/N! You’re injured.” - No matter how much you try to protest that you’re not so injured as to not continue what you were doing, he won’t take no as an answer.
Wilbur:
- Also laughing, but his laugh is too contagious for you to not laugh along. - Afterward, he’s helping you take care of your knee, explaining that you’re not supposed to fall when you walk. - “You’re silly, Y/N. So silly.”
Niki:
- Makes a bit of a deal out of it, because you’re hurt now! - “Hey, are you okay? Let’s get you cleaned up.” - You two get to go out for ice cream afterward, luckily, since ice cream makes everything better.
ozymandias | w.s.
Pairing: college student au!Wilbur Soot x reader; no Y/N, gender-neutral (no pronouns mentioned)
Synopsis: In class, your eyes spot a handsome stranger. Distracted, you try to pay attention attention to Professor Technoblade and his teaching assistant Nihachu, but you can’t seem to focus on anything but that student.
Warnings: some cursing, cameos from Technoblade and Niki, oc friend called Jamie, failed attempted British slang terms from an American author
Word Count: 3.0k
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Professor Technoblade begins the second lecture of the year for European Literature with an unwavering smile. His eyes wander across the room. Internally, he begins a psychoanalysis of his students. It’s only natural, really, since the young professor also teaches Intro to Psychology. At least that’s what he tells himself.
“Damn,” he mutters under his breath. Technoblade turns to his teaching assistant Nihachu, who goes by Niki, and says, “I was wrong. Remember my hypothesis about half of the students leaving by the second lesson? Only around a quarter of the original class left.”
Niki, who stands closer to the students sitting in the rows of the small auditorium, makes sure to keep her voice low as she replies, “You have too little faith. Besides, around half a dozen students are already watching you, waiting for class to start.”
When she scans through the students in the center of the seating area, she adds, “Look at the people in the middle row. They’re all staring at that one student with the beige tote bag.”
Technoblade stares at how the student in question waves their arms in the air to exaggerate whatever they are discussing. It's quite an animated gesture, but it gives him a little more information about their personality. Since not many college students take European Literature at the level he teaches, the classes are often small. And so, Technoblade finds himself making meaningful academic connections with his students every term; he’ll get to know his students’ individual behaviors long before exam season.
“They’re having quite the heated conversation,” the professor says, all the while observing how a student clad in a beanie has been staring non-stop at the one making overt hand gestures.
Suddenly, Niki corrects her previous hypothesis. Squinting her eyes at the students before them, she says, “You know what? I take back when I said that it's everyone in the middle row, because I think that the only person listening to the one making hand gestures is the other student sitting right next to them. You know, the one with the pink headband.”
“You’re right about that, but I think you’ve missed something,” Technoblade says, thinking back to his previous observations of the boy staring at the expressive student with the tote bag. “Look at that guy sitting in the row directly beneath them.”
“The beanie-clad student?”
Technoblade nods. “I wonder if the one making hand gestures knows that the one in the beanie is listening.”
It's a rhetorical question, so Niki doesn’t answer him. Instead, the teaching assistant glances at the large analog clock that hangs on the wall just to the left of the blackboard. It’s fifteen past two o’clock in the afternoon. Technoblade’s gaze follows Niki’s.
Niki asks, “Well then, should we start now or wait in the hopes that more people will walk through those doors?”
She points to the doors, located a yard or two away from their spot of conversation by Technoblade’s desk.
“Thanks for keeping me in check,” Technoblade says with a laugh. “The school would put me under if they discovered that I people-watch more than I teach these college students,” he pauses, then renders the next phrase sarcastic as he inflates his voice, “the profound literature of Europe.”
And so, before you can finish your harsh opinions regarding the five-page essay your Greek Mythology professor assigned the day before, Niki clears her throat. It’s a rather loud action, too, and so it has an immediate impact of piercing the noise of the room.
You whisper to your friend from high school, Jamie, that you’ll fill her in later as Technoblade stands up from his desk. As the professor walks over to the large blackboard at the front of the room, you shove your phone into your beige tote bag and glance down at the professor and teaching assistant standing a few meters away from you.
“Good afternoon.”
You and the students before him echo the introduction in a monotone manner.
He continues, “Last class was for introductions and the syllabus. From now on, we’ll delve into actual content. Today, it’ll be ‘Ozymandias,’ a poem which I’m sure you all are quite familiar with.”
The students in the rows above him groan. Your ears pick up on how a particularly deep voice is amongst the voices, but you decide to shove those thoughts away. Instead, you try to focus on analyzing the personality of Technoblade to see how you should behave in his class.
Unsurprised at the reaction, the professor says with a shrug, “Well, your responses sure aren’t unique, I hear this every year. I guess you know of the poem from high school?”
Most of the people in the room nod. Just as you attempt to nod as well, your attention is suddenly caught by a student sitting in the row below you, a mere three seats away. The angle that you’re sitting at is perfect to take in their side profile and attire.
They’re wearing a burgundy beanie and a pair of thin-framed, round glasses sits on their nose. And what a pretty nose it is, sloped at a straight angle that disappears under their mask. Oh, and their hair, wavy with a fringe that half-falls out of the front of the beanie, so long that it nearly covers their eyes. Their clothing matches an aesthetic that your brain can only label as academia, one that screams of all kinds of brown trench coats and beige button-ups.
You close your eyes to avoid getting caught staring in the rare chance that they look up in your direction. You inhale rather sharply, muttering under your breath, “Christ, they’re fit.”
Before you can get infatuated, you rip your gaze away from whoever they are and drop your right elbow onto your lap, leaning over to press your cheek against your right hand so that your hand effectively blocks your view of the pretty stranger. Of course, you can still see them if you turn your head a few centimeters to the right, but you choose to ignore that by focusing on the lecture for once.
Technoblade is in the middle of a sentence when you redirect your attention to him, but you can gather that he’s recited the poem from how it is plastered over the wall that the projector to the left of his desk faces.
“Now, from the nods I’ve received earlier, I can gather that most of you already know about what ‘Ozymandias’ means in terms of the words in the poem. But it’s probably to a very superficial extent, but that’s fine since that’s going to change after today. You see, ‘Ozymandias’ is a poem that describes the Egyptian pharaoh Ramesses II. Why, then, are the poems dubbed ‘Ozymandias’ and not ‘Ramesses II?’ Well, the name Ozymandias is Greek for Ramesses II, that’s why.”
Niki walks over to the computer that Technoblade is using to project “Ozymandias” and scrolls up. She highlights the name “Percy Bysshe Shelley” and then the year 1818, both facts displayed under the title.
Once Niki’s finished, Technoblade adds, “In order to dissect a poem’s meaning, you cannot solely look at the words. Context, specifically historical context, is what you should all be focusing on. European Literature is a class involving studies of written works throughout history, and those works have been written by authors who drew upon the history known to them at the time of their writing and emulated opinions regarding those events in their writing, which we examine today.”
In your overflowing binder which you still haven’t cleaned out since last semester, you flip to a random page and write “Ozymandias” on the header. You draw a bullet point with the words “historical context” and nothing else.
You look at your paper with the slightest of smiles, amused by your lack of care. You send a silent thanks to your guidance counselor, whether it was an intentional move or not, for creating a schedule with many courses that reflect the timetable of your college friend, Jamie, who sits in the chair to your left.
When Jamie looks up, you say, “Look at my half-assed attempt at notes.”
She shrugs and says, “It’s better than no notes.”
“Touché,” you say, staring at her lack of material. “Well, at least we’re here at all. I mean, if I’m paying nearly 30 grand for a college education, I might as well not skip.”
You and Jamie are startled out of your short side conversation when the horrendous sound of chalk scratching against the blackboard begins to ring throughout the classroom. Technoblade, whose handwriting is notably just as bad as the sound of the chalk, has written: Diodorus Siculus.
With the name written down, the professor continues his lecture. He says, “I’ve written the spelling of Diodorus Siculus out for future reference. Who was he? A historian. An ancient Greek one who reported in his Bibliotheca historica that at the base of a statue of Ramesses II, there was an inscription. The engraved words stated: ‘King of Kings Ozymandias am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.’”
Niki taps on the professor’s shoulder and begins to whisper something in his ear. You take the interruption in Technoblade’s lecture as a reminder to continue taking notes.
As you jot down a few bullet points about Diodorus Siculus from Technoblade, your eyes can’t help but wander. It’s as if they have a mind of their own, honestly. But on second thought, you think that even if you did have firm control of your eyes, you would choose to ogle at the cute stranger anyway.
Your center of attention, the pretty student, shifts out of the corner of your eye. Subsequently, your hand momentarily stops writing to stare at a particularly interesting piece of their wavy brown hair. It juts out of the beanie and obscures their vision. Although they move to shove the hair out of their eyes and back into the beanie, it falls back down again until they give up and let their hair win the battle.
“Good grief,” you sigh. The sound is accompanied by a much stronger swear as you mull over your actions for a few more seconds.
Jamie furrows her brows and tilts her head.
In response to her visible confusion, you say, “I’ve spent a good two minutes just staring at that hair.”
You nod toward the student who has caught your affection attention. Jamie squints, then lets out a sigh as she shakes her head.
Following the slightest of an exasperated smile, Jamie says, “Okay?”
“You have nothing else to add?”
“No.”
“Really?”
“Mate, it’s good hair, but they look like every other white boy.”
You can’t deny it.
From Jamie’s tone of voice, you could tell that she is aware of your fascination with the handsome student. Unlike you, your crush seems to be paying proper attention to Technoblade. You follow their gaze back to Technoblade’s collared dress shirt and freshly pressed navy trousers. Although you’re not opposed to his professional attire, you can’t help but decide that the beanie-clad student below you is dressed far better. Unfortunately, Technoblade does not wait for you to finish your silent comparison of his clothing to the pretty stranger.
The professor continues his speech, saying, “Shelley, the aforementioned author of ‘Ozymandias,’ was inspired by Siculus. Oh, and before I forget, I mentioned before that there were two Ozymandias poems. It’s true, since Shelley and his friend Horace Smith indulged in a writing competition together where they both described Ozymandias. Anyway, side note aside, Shelley was trying to convey a particular theme through his words. What was it, then?”
Technoblade pauses in his verbal explanations and picks up the chalk again, much to his students’ collective exaggerated despair. You copy what he’s written on the blackboard onto your notes without a verbal complaint this time, writing, “theme: all power is temporary, regardless of a ruler’s extensive ego or control.”
The professor drops the chalk down and returns to his initial spot by his laptop. He scrolls down to the bottom half of the poem and reads some lines aloud. “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains.”
Technoblade gazes into the crowd of students before him, and asks, “Can someone take a shot at explaining the juxtaposition here?”
When no one offers to do so after 11 excruciatingly long seconds, you pity the professor and raise your hand. Technoblade’s sour expression turns grateful and he nods for you to state your opinion.
You say, “Well, Shelley paints Ramesses II out to be prideful. After all, Ramesses calls himself a ‘king of kings’ in the inscription described on the pedestal of the visage, and yet, the previous theme is reflected in that there is ‘nothing beside’ the visage to ‘despair’ as Ramesses claimed. So, the juxtaposition is that Ramesses brags about being great, yet his legacy gave way to nothing that has withstood the test of time. Additionally, the statue is described to be ‘half sunk’ and ‘shattered,’ and therefore ruined and forgotten, which is another set of contrasting qualities.”
Silence stretches across the classroom, and then slow applause comes from Niki.
“Great interpretation,” Technoblade says, with nothing else to add.
“For lack of a better word, I think he got startled at my talented analysis,” you whisper to Jamie.
“Talented, my foot,” she responds, and the two of you attempt to hold back your laughter with poorly-disguised coughs.
Suddenly, the deep voice from earlier says, “If I may add?”
Your brows furrow, as you have no idea who just spoke.
Technoblade replies, “Of course.”
“While the poem focuses on Ramesses II or Ozymandias, there lies a greater implication that it is all rulers who will undergo the same fate, including political authorities and monarchies. Like King George III, for example, who had a reputation for tyrannical behavior. I mean, it was around the end of George’s reign that this poem was written.”
The speaker trails off, glancing at Technoblade for approval to continue.
“Holy shit, the pretty stranger is the deep voice from earlier!” You swear under your breath, tracing the voice back to the beanie-clad student that you’ve been attempting to avoid looking at. You’ve been failing, of course, and this newfound discovery of their objectively nice voice stirs your impression of them further.
When Technoblade nods for them to continue, they say, “At the time, George really could have been considered the most powerful man alive, with the 13 colonies spread across North America and other smatterings of colonies across the western hemisphere. Of course, his name was smeared by the ultimate success of the American Revolution by Americans who did not ‘despair’ in the face of his ‘works,’ thus rendering George’s legacy as nothing but a sign of failure.”
As if right on cue, smoke detectors begin to ring just as the pretty stranger’s response ends. There is nothing you wish more to do than get to know the well-dressed student who you’ve been obsessing over throughout the lesson.
“Damn, must be that culinary class again.” Technoblade bites his tongue to avoid saying any stronger swears. “And with that, I’m taking that as a sign that our lesson is over. Nothing’s due for next class. Office hours are open today at 4, but don’t come unless you bring me a cup of earl grey. No sugar or milk or cream, just black. If the building burns down, there will be no office hours. Au revoir.”
With that, students around you stand up, lugging their bags over their shoulders for lunch. The attractive student is among them, and as you realize how tall they are, you fall even more for them.
“Blimey,” you say, unable to hold yourself back as you turn toward Jamie. If you could inconspicuously fan yourself right now, you would. “The super low voice is the handsome stranger? And the handsome stranger is smart as hell? Intelligence has never looked this,” you pause, then settle for the word “delicious.”
“You’re so fuckin’ weird, you know that?” Jamie says with her back turned to you. She’s sorting the items in the chair to the left of her, where her jacket and other objects lay. After shrugging her jacket onto her shoulders, she grabs her backpack and faces you as she stands up.
“Oh, but you love me, Jamie. You’re my person, my best friend. Your only friend, really.” You do not pause to let her refute your claims and instead shove your notebook and laptop into your shoulder-destroying tote bag. “Besides, I’m hungry. Food is on my mind. Lunch in the city?”
“Lunch in the city,” she affirms with a nod, then with the slightest of smirks.
Your brows furrow at her expression, wondering why Jamie has such a dastardly smile plastered over her face.
Suddenly, someone taps your shoulder, and you turn around. Your eyes meet chocolate brown ones.
“Wilbur Soot, he/him.”
Your eyes widen at the pretty beanie-clad student, shocked by his forward behavior. Internally, you question why the cute stranger before you would want to talk to you. It would have taken you several classes in order for you to muster the courage to ask when an assignment was due.
Spluttering due to your juvenile crush, all you can say after sharing your name and pronouns, is, “I thought you left.”
With a grin, he says, “Couldn’t leave you without your deep-voiced, intelligent, handsome stranger now, could I?”
When he steps forward, you can see his light brown eyes glitter, highlighted by the weak glow from the dull lights in the classroom. A gorgeous smattering of freckles lies across his cheeks like the stars in the night sky. His cheeks are reddening by the second and his lips are turning up at the corners. If a smile could melt you, it would be this one.
Wilbur Soot is even prettier up close.
“I know, love,” he says, with a cheeky smirk that causes your heart to spasm. “Go on a date with me?”
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Next on the semi-related Wilbur Soot series: Perennial Pages
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my attempt at a mystery fic has turned into fucking romance i cannot why does this always happen to me 😭
✮𝗣𝗲𝘁 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 - 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻✮
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Hi! I think a lot of people share this hc when it comes to the nicknames, (sapnap and nikis specifically) but oh well!
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Headcanon - What i think they'd call their s/o Characters - CC!Sapnap, CC!Wilbur, CC!Dream, CC!Niki
Gender-Neutral Reader
Word Count: 805
CW: Cursing, dream being a basic bitch
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CC!Sapnap: 214 words
Darlin' or sweetheart
this being one of the ONLY times his Texan drawl would come out
"Darlin' could you pass me my phone?"
He'd have a slight accent throughout the rest of his sentence mainly sticking to the pet name.
he would call you 'darlin'' any chance he would get.
no you don't understand this man would be OBSESSED with calling you pet names
even if said pet names weren't necessary and crowded the sentence
he would never refer to you as your real name.
if he did.
oooh shit you know you fucked up.
'Sweetheart' is something he uses when being endearing
if you're having a bad day, your man sapnap would swoop in and save the day.
"sweetheart look at me, trust me when I say everything will get better, even if it may take a while. we will get there"
AHHHHHHHHHHH the THINGS i would do to get this man to call me 'Sweetheart' without him being awkward.
I feel like his texan drawl would still be there for this one
you just have to listen very closely.
if you heard it as a one off youd never notice, but the more he calls you 'sweetheart' the more you pick up on it
overall this man is very wholesome.
gawd dayum.
CC!Wilbur: 238 Words
I feel like Wilbur wouldn't be one for pet names
opting to just use your first name, or a nickname given to you instead.
but on the rare occasion he did use a pet name on you, it'd be 'Hon'
100% I do not see that man referring to you as anything else.
He'd be very simple with it.
only using the nickname when he deemed fit.
Wilbur would use the nickname in very... intimate and tender moments.
like, admitting his undying love for you for the very first time
"I love you. I love you so so so fucking much it hurts. im scared of this, and how our relationship will progress. but fuck hon, i love you"
he'd be very cute about it
other times he would use it is when you might have had a really shitty day, completely stressed out whether that be with work or uni or even family and friends. hell it might've been because of Wilbur.
He, of course, would guide you through grounding techniques before pulling you into his arms, sitting in between his legs with your back pressed against his chest.
whether it be on your kitchen floor, at a park, or in your bedroom laying against the side of the bed.
mans would pull you into his lap and just whisper things over and over in your ear.
'hon' being thrown into the mix every so often
CC!Dream: 160 Words
ughhhhhh dream is basic
i hate to break it to you, but this man does not have a single creative gene in his body that isn't dedicated to minecraft.
he would call you 'babe'
and to spice it up.. he'd sometimes call you 'baby'.
mans thinks its cute and unique, but in reality its overused and cringe. (Im sure some of you like it im sorry D:)
You love Dream don't get me wrong.
But, sometimes you'd just wish this man would call you something else.
anything else.
at this point you think he's forgotten your name and just can't admit it.
he calls you 'Babe' religiously
"Babe, can you pass me the pepper?"
yes dear. UGHHH
you love him, i love him, but its gotten to a point where it's no longer cute
but you obviously cant say anything cause you dont wanna hurt his feelings :(
hes sensitive but he will never admit it
lol you can just tell
CC!Niki: 186 Words
Love.
love love love love love.
As i said in the notes, this is the one pet name everyone just seems to associate Niki with and apply to her and what she'd call you.
and i am just like everyone else LMAO.
it just seems so fitting
'Love' is just so very Niki.
There was never a wrong time for Miss Nihachu over here to call you 'Love'
although a bit basic persay, it still made your heart swell.
with her soft voice and wholesomeness. oh lord.
you'd melt right then and there.
"Love i'm going to be streaming with Jack for a bit, i'll text you right before we finish :)" WITH LIKE A KISS TO THE FOREHEAD OR CHEEK OR SOMETHING-
no matter how tall you were. whether it be 5 inches shorter or a foot taller
she would try her absolute darn best to give you a cheek/forehead smooch.
(Even if it meant you'd need to bend down for her for all the tall readers like myself)
long story short you're completely head over heels for her and her cute nickname for you.
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Hello, Hello!!
I am back!! i appeared out of nowhere, uploaded for a week and then disappeared for a month. apologies about that one guys, shits been hard recently.
I hope you guys have a good day/night!!
- Birdy
hi pookie can I get an mcyt with reader that bakes?? Like they'll just come in on stream and give mcyts a fucking platter of baked goods lol
-🎀 anon
oooo yes omg!! thank you 🎀 anon! <3 got the whole gang in here for this one LOL
MCYT ; "in my baker era"
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, foolish gamers, slimecicle, karl jacobs, cellbit, & punz
warnings ; language, mentions of drugs
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TOMMYINNIT
"Hi y/n- oh, thank you, darling!'
literally has the widest smile on his face
shows off the goods to the stream
"do these have any drugs in them? me n charlie are trying to sell drugs, y/n. we need more stock"
you hear charlie screaming through tommys headphones, "we need the grain, y/n! we need THE GRAIN"
bro is munching away on those cookies holy shit
he feeds chat as well dw
TUBBO
"Oh, hi y/n/n. wh- ohmygosh, thank you!"
smiles and gives you a little hug before showing off the goodies to stream & his friends
"look what y/n made me! I can't wait to try these" He smiles looking back at you
"new recipe, tell me if you like them"
"will do!"
he gives you a thumbs up as he shoves his mouth full of the cupcakes
safe to say he's a fan of the birthday cake flavored cupcakes
RANBOO
"Hey babe! Oh, thank you!"
does a whole 360 of the plate for chat 💀💀💀💀
"Oh my God, these are so fucking good"
"guys, y/ns in their baking era. can you write an album about that? please become Taylor swift for us"
"BAHHAHAHAH"
literally takes a picture as per usual and posts it to Twitter LMAO
he gets some fans to send you recipes you should try for a serious baking stream LMAO
BADLINU
"Hey love- oh, hi!"
all smiles and shit, he swears you have a sixth sense to know when people are hungry
"guys, y/n made me some bisexuality cake!" He giggles, showing off the tri-colored cake on the plate
he was making a video with harry, tubbo & tommy so everyone had their facecams on
it was like a three tier cake you made and cut out a slice for him
the inside was just the bi flag and the outside was plain white with some fun icing piper testing
he tries it and it's SO MOIST AND SOFT IT IS PERFECT.
there's just 5 raw minutes of him telling you how amazing this fucking cake is LMAO
QUACKITY
"Hey, I'm streaming ba- ohmyfuckinggodthankyou!!"
does a 360 of the plate for the camera
"Holy shit these look so fucking good, thank you so much, y/n"
he's literally just streaming on the qsmp with roeir and fit and he like games and eats the damn cookies at the same time LMFAO
"Dude I feel like I'm high, these are so good, what's in this shit?"
"cocaine"
"WHAT!? DID YOU JUST DRUG ME? GUYS, MY PARTNER DRUGGED ME, HELP"
you're just playing into the bit dw
best red velvet cookies he's ever eaten
CELLBIT
"Hey darling, what's up?"
you hand him the little strawberry shortcake and he just looks at you like 😍😍
turns to his stream and shoves the plate up to the camera all happy like "Oh my God look what they made for me!"
he eats the entirety of it on stream and asks you a bunch of questions
like how you made it, where you found the recipe, etc
he shares it with you too 💔🫶
NIHACHU
"Hi honey! Ooo, what's this called?"
"Chocolate mousse. it's a little thick because it's my first time making it but let me know if it's good"
she holds that little glass like it's her child
she tries it with a tiny spoon you gave her and she's like "oh my God this is amazing, y/n/n"
shows it off to the friends she's streaming with too
"send them more recipes guys, I wanna be spoiled with sweets!"
"thank you nikis viewers!! love you all"
FOOLISH GAMERS
when I tell you this man's face LIGHTS UP.
"you made me fudge? oh my God! I love you"
literally spends the next 15 minutes talking to you and gobbling the fudge down
"since when do you make fudge??"
"since I wanted to try" you shrug
"you should totally make some more... when you're not busy and if you want to!"
"Thank you y/n! everyone say thank you!"
KARL JACOBS
"Hi babe! Oh my God, thank you!!"
literally jumping around
you made him a chocolate cake, and the icing was multicolored and you made sure to make it like karl themed basically
it was so cute omg
"guys!! look what they made me, I love my partner so fucking much!"
gives you multiple kisses before he gulps it down lmaooo
PUNZ
"Hey, babe"
you hold out the cheesecake for him like "eat, I know it's one in the morning but eat"
he graciously accepts it, he didn't have the motivation to try and make grilled cheese in the air fryer again
"when did you make this??"
"earlier, you've been down here for a while, dude"
"oh, true. thank you" He smiles, taking a bite
you talk to chat while he eats and stuff lmao
SLIMECICLE
"Oh, hi y/n! thank you so much"
does a 360 for stream
"when did you find time to make this? I thought you were at work????"
"special treat" you shrug
you watch him run across the qsmp and go to ems bakery to sit inside and eat it 😭
he keeps you on stream for a while cause chat loves you n stuff 🫶🫶
hey !! just thought i'd let you know anon asks arent on, mobile doesn't allow you to turn off/on anon but if you use a web browser (ex. safari) or desktop you should be able to turn it on !!!
thank you so much!! i think i fixed it now so i guess anonymous ask are enabled
if anyone cares lmao