Napoleon Complex - Tumblr Posts

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So I started writing fanfics, but I'm not very good at it, unfortunately. Currently there are only 3 chapters (and they are all poorly written) and I'd like to share to people on Tumblr. Go read it if you like :)

[It's a TF2 fanfic about Engiespy]

@pocketsniper Apologies for the late submission! This ones for crossfaction! You and gearbroth are the ones who introduced me to just how amazing Engie/Spy is as a ship. The dynamic is just... hoo. Man. man.

Happy Engiespy week!

True love 💖

Seems the old true love post is gaining some traction again, oddly enough! I know I said I wouldn’t give context but...

Well, I remembered the finished products.

A project idea from me and friends that’s pretty under wraps right now since we’re not sure if we’ll go through with it or not (time, hyperfixations, etc.) but the general context for these in particular:

The Fault Fortress team is a team of self aware single player bots based on a glitch that a friend of mine caught on tape, within the video was a lot of incredible things to work off of; such as how spy and scout (the player) took opposite routes to investigate the same goal, blue base, yet the people inside were nowhere to be found.

I’m telling you all this because that’s the most rooted in fact thing we have about it, however the context behind the IMAGES:

BLU spy joins the gang as well as RED Engie, one before the other. When the team of self aware bots are running from vac between worlds, they find a place to shelter in— a cold, snowy and desolate area with a barely insulated wooden shack. But it’s unreachable by vac, so they rest there.

Of course, both are cold and the others already have their own setups.

And so, begrudgingly, they both end up going to the same corner bc they’re COLD and Engie is WARM

Anyways I think since Spy is taller than Engie he has trouble figuring out where to put his legs so he just ends up straddling him lol

Guess who got a bunch of 15ai lines for this interaction… 👀 I just don’t know if I can animate it or not.

True love 💖

Seems the old true love post is gaining some traction again, oddly enough! I know I said I wouldn’t give context but…

Well, I remembered the finished products.

A project idea from me and friends that’s pretty under wraps right now since we’re not sure if we’ll go through with it or not (time, hyperfixations, etc.) but the general context for these in particular:

The Fault Fortress team is a team of self aware single player bots based on a glitch that a friend of mine caught on tape, within the video was a lot of incredible things to work off of; such as how spy and scout (the player) took opposite routes to investigate the same goal, blue base, yet the people inside were nowhere to be found.

I’m telling you all this because that’s the most rooted in fact thing we have about it, however the context behind the IMAGES:

BLU spy joins the gang as well as RED Engie, one before the other. When the team of self aware bots are running from vac between worlds, they find a place to shelter in— a cold, snowy and desolate area with a barely insulated wooden shack. But it’s unreachable by vac, so they rest there.

Of course, both are cold and the others already have their own setups.

And so, begrudgingly, they both end up going to the same corner bc they’re COLD and Engie is WARM

Anyways I think since Spy is taller than Engie he has trouble figuring out where to put his legs so he just ends up straddling him lol

Definitely

I like tf2

Honest unwanted opinion nobody cares about. Disclaimer: I'm not thinking of the OPs when writing this, not at all, just using their material for a general thought I feel like sharing.

Right, here we go.

These interviews were crazy, this and the Napoleon one. That's probably the reason why they somehow seem to stick to people's mind more than others, in which maybe a witty/bitter comment was made alright, but that are in general much better.

I'm tired to see how the Napoleon episode particularly led to Artie being labelled as The Jerk Of The Duo ™ - don't get me wrong, he sure is a jerk. Point is, they both are, always were and always will be. I'll never buy the "Poor Paul" philosophy, he did and said his right amount of shit as well through the years - and that's perfectly normal for him, because as I said, they're both jerks.

And that's not to deny the strong bond between them either, I'm more than sure love (whatever kind) was there, probably still is, no matter what.

I'd just like more people to remember that jerkiness was all around. Maybe some day I'll take the time to write an essay on this matter.

PS : just sayin', when the Napoleon one was published I had been a fan of these idiots for about 15 years, so I wasn't new to their history or their remarks or whatever. I remember having a good laugh at it, as I laugh at most of the things these two idiots said about each other through the years. Cringe? Yeah. Crucifige? Nah.

UNHINGED—and the fact that this was just four months after he called Paul a monster and a jerk with a Napoleon complex?? You could’ve just said sorry, Art.

But no Napoleon complex at all, no no

paul simon 5’3” compilation post

Alright, only gonna do this for THREE DAYS, so get em in quick!

SEND ME REQUESTS AND I'LL DRAW EM!

Whether that be ships, regular ol' friendships, or a character on their own... Send em in!

Although there will be ground rules.

RULES:

No NSFW requests (they can be slightly suggestive but I am not comfortable with very suggestive art or flat out NSFW at the moment)

Nothing overly complex unless it seems do-able

No asking for skin tone swapping (ex: asking for a whitewashed demo or vice versa for someone else)

Okay that's it for rules. I don't have many so make the most of it while it lasts. I also still have asks in my inbox, and I will get to those (sorry for taking so long, I really need to work on making my art style consistent)

Now for the ships!

Ships I WILL draw:

Sniperscout/Speeding Bullet/Quick Shot

Heavymedic/Red Oktoberfest

Engiespy/Practical Espionage/Napoleon Complex

Engiesolly/Helmet Party/Rocket Science

Demosolly/Boots N' Bombs

Spyma/Sex Bomb

Most poly ships

Ships I WON'T draw:

Spyscout

Mediscout

Sniperspy/Bloody Suit

Any ship with Pyro unless it's a broship

Any other ship is fair game and I'll draw them if I feel comfortable drawing them!

If my art style looks weird or out of place, that's because I'm STILL (yikes) working on figuring out an art style I'm comfortable with, so it will definitely change up!

And one other thing, I'm avoiding anonymous requests because I don't want to be flooded with fetish-fishing, suspicious links, fishy requests and scammers. I apologize if this makes you uncomfortable, but I'm not putting myself on blast here.

This is a judgement free zone, so don't be shy with your requests!!

I'll be keeping asks open until JUNE 28TH (or if I get an overwhelming amount of requests) SO GET GOING!

(please ignore the overwhelming amount of tags LMFAO)

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(p.s. if I really REALLY like your request, I may turn it into a personal project and make a oneshot based on it ;p)

I heard y’all like engiespy

Redraw of my redraw

Based on this video

I’ll see you on the moon, where we’re throwing a party

And as you’re gasping for the last of air, you’ll tra-la-la-la-la

Art of @gearbroth ‘s OCs Ceres & Sol!

engiespy ft. true acts of patriotism (being american and costco hotdogs)

HeavyMedic meet EngieSpy family :]

IM GOING TO CRY AND ITS YOUR FAULT OP

I remember one time there was a spy, just decloak infront of me while I'm in the corner as medic healing and he started to stab my face instead

engiespy based on this

More Pootis goes missing sketches!

When you’re so sleep deprived you start seeing the French single father hat man

Who doesn’t love lil pootie. I sure do. I NEED THEM TO KISS ALREADY LIKE LOOK HOW CUTE EVERYTHING IS. I’m practicing line art styles and rendering. I’m having an art mid life crisis. Also gave spy a tail coat. I like those.

Designs are based on the designs from the lil pootis series made by quazies (does this count as fan art? Maybe. I don’t exactly know what counts and what not. I’m gonna say yes)