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𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒘 𝑴𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 (𝑻𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐)
An orc babe on a cute date with a tiefling 👉 👈
Teasing your vampire boyfriend by revoking his access to your room. He's stuck at the doorway watching you play with yourself, knowing he's forbidden you from touching what's his without permission.
His claws digging into the doorframe, splintering the wood and snarling loud enough to echo through the room.
You know when you invite him in again he's going to absolutely wreck you .. But its too much fun watching him angrily fist his cock, growling all the things he's going to do to you.
Thinking about being an explorer in a fantasy world. Searching low and high and deep for all kinds of creatures.
Maybe I'll travel deep in the forest to search for a certain plant, and come across a group of Dryads that are so sweet and pretty, I can't help but let them fuck me in the grass in exchange for passage through the forest. Spread out between them, fingers pressing into me, the trees and plants stretching to help keep me pinned till they're satisfied.
Maybe on that path, I'd also come across the home of Faeries, clever, beautiful creatures that easily convince me to admit I want them to take me to bed. Not that they'd need tricks, when each and everyone of them is stunning in their own ways. They'd turn my mind fuzzy with their clever words and fuck me till I truly can't think, before sending me off with a promise for more anytime.
Or coming across the rocky caves the giants live in. Agreeing to entertain them so long as they help me through the mountains. But I'd underestimate what entertaining would imply, and I'd find myself getting used by them one after the other. They're far too big to even try to fit in me, but just one finger fills me up so nicely, and that's more than enough for me to be satisfied and for them to enjoy.
Or the group of satyrs playing music in a field. They'd coax me close, smiling and kissing me, guiding me between them, running their hands over me as I gasp and tremble. They'd fuck me long and soft, taking turns as others play sweet music, and they'd help guide my way to where I need to be.
I would be sure to take the path again--as often as I can, really. I would forget what it was I was trying to find, distracted--I'd only want to be fucked again, touched by them again, and they would never say no to someone so willing and eager.
Humanfucker here, Humans are the most underrated Monsters
I’ve always had a thing for humans. I mean, there’s a lot of physical appeal to them. They’re small and cute and have beautiful contours and big personalities but you can just overpower them at any time and rail the cuteness out of them and fuuuuck. But there’s much more to a human that I think goes underappreciated with fellow humanfuckers and the larger monsterfucker community at large.
A human has hands, soft and dexterous. It’s said that their sense of touch Is massively amplified on their fingertips. And humans are exceptionally skilled at the soft touch (They have a lot words for soft touch in their language, like stroke, pet, caress, ect, which only make sense when you realize how important it is in their culture). A slow, gentle trace down your spine or up your legs can activate nerve receptors other monsters simply cannot, and it can feel extremely pleasurable when a human is behind you gently rubbing their hands over your back. While many monsters use their strength to keep their mates from leaving, humans often rely on their soft touch, which feels so overwhelmingly pleasurable you don’t -want- to leave. If you ever wondered how a small human can wrangle such giant monsters like minotaurs or werewolves, that’s how.
And the reverse is also true, humans are the most physically sensitive creatures, with the majority of their body being highly erogenous zones. It’s as if they were evolved for lovemaking, and entire subcultures exist around the concept of sex. (EDIT – so I did some research and apparently many humans are skilled enough to practice an erotic art called Massage (muh sahj), and apparently their hands can have healing qualities to them, soothing your aching muscles and overall just feeling really fucking good. Unfortunately its best done on their own kind, since they know their own biology and are basically built to enjoy it best, but I’m hopeful there are humans that are learning on other monsters and getting good at Massage for them… God I hope so, anyway, I want to experience Massage.)
I love their voices. A human, in my opinion, has some of the most beautiful noises you could ever have the pleasure of listening to. You could be engaged in conversation with one and find yourself lulling to the beauty of their voice. You could be fucking one and listening to how cutely they moan and whimper, it functions like an aphrodisiac for their partners. Apparently they don’t actually have persuasive superpowers in sex, but I don’t think that’s right, since every time they’ve moaned for me to cum for them, I’ve burst immediately.
Unlike most monsters, humans don’t have a breeding season. They’re ready to go at any time (sometimes they may need coaxing though~, I’ll link some guides on seducing humans). Now, if you want to actually breed one of the females you’ll have to understand a bit more about their cycles, but generally speaking you can just have at it till they’re eventually impregnated.
Humans have sexual dimorphism like most other monsters, but what’s intriguing is just how wide a range that dimorphism is, and how easily its defied as well. Want a male with feminine features? An exceptionally strong masculine female? Value something in between? Or perhaps you want a gender with the opposite genitalia? There’s something for everyone, which in turn makes them one of the most accessible and popular monsters available. But like I’ve said before, there’s so much more to them than their physique.
❤️ Anyway, humans are the best monsters and I hope someday to meet one! ❤️
How about a genderless, sexless monster that desperately wants to please its highly sexual human, and slowly figures out ways to play with them/fuck them? And it learns to enjoy the human's writhing and moaning
Your monster partner didn't understand how human sexuality worked, not really. They were just vibing with whatever made you squirm and moan.
The first time it happened was completely by accident, they weren't trying to make you hot, or to make you any kind of aroused. They were just being them and trying to get a reaction out of you tickling your side. What they weren't expecting is for you to moan and start struggling in a non-funny way. More like in a very horny way. They were confused and a bit scared that they hurt you, not knowing why you would react like that. (And secretly enjoying the way your smell changed when you reacted like that). You had to sit them down and explain slowly but surely that you were a sexual human, so sometimes... Sometimes you got horny when they touched you.
From that point on, they tried to get a reaction out of you every chance they got. They didn't care you were in public or in the worst possible place (like a funeral). They pinched and tickled and basically made everything to drive you completely crazy in a very fun way, but also in the worst fucking way. They didn't comprehend that you had to finish for it to be complete. They just enjoyed your smell when you were hot and bothered, but that meant they were edging you for a loooooooooooong time. Until the point that after a week of it happening, you started to cry when he approached you trying to tickle you again. They got scared, disappointment showing in their features. They didn't know what they did wrong, why were you crying and smelling awfully like frustration.
You had to sit them down, again, and explain to them what an orgasm was. That picked their interest, and before you know it they were trying to make you cum. First orgasm caught both of you by surprise, and his gleeful face was enough to make you squirm. They had you whriting and groaning under them as many times as possible, as frequently as they could. You were so satisfied you had to tell them to stop at points, too tired to keep being ravished (they didn't always comply).
You created a monster (well, they were already created but they learned a new hunger: your orgasms).
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Monster and/or robot partner who keeps unintentionally jumpscaring you because they're deathly silent so you get them a bell collar.
Perhaps its fitting, perhaps its goofy, either way you know when they're around now.
The soft jingle at every minor movement, the consistent chime every time they walk up and embrace you, the rapid rattling as they fuck you or you fuck them.
Extra 01: They keep crushing the bell on accident and it stops making noise so you gotta get more bells.
Extra 02: They adapt to the tiny bell and're back to being deathly silent so now its been upgraded to a wholeass cowbell.
NASA i love you
BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYY
*sobs*
Thirty-one days of my favorite horror movies in no particular order. Presented with no commentary other than I love Moder, and she's my wife 🥺
Day Eight - The Ritual (2017)
I wanna say something...
This tumblr user is a
I have see that coming
I made a monster fucker quiz lmao
Pls be aware it is of course adult in nature.
Get assigned your monster bonk!
I'm the only one that doesn't like vampires?like
Werewolf? Mostly Like
Merfolks? Fuck Yes
Monsters beyond compression, aliens, Biblical angels, Beyond compression demons, etc? ABSOLUTELY.
But vampires?
Yeah, No.
"Godzilla is Hot" it
"Werewolfs are hot" that
What about Subnautica Monster fucker?
Are you going to say to me that you, a Monsterfucker, look at Subnautica and said they are not that hot???
We really need more Subnautica monsterfucker content
And I don't mean al-lan or whatever his name is.
I mean the bigger ones
I need to ask a serious question to Monsterfucker and Aliens fuckers.
What did you guys think about the Aliens from Ben 10, Especially the Omnitrix Aliens?
Just asking.
(I am talking about the Aliens, Not Ben, like, The Aliens he transforms.)
GODZILLA INCORRECT 1# YES
King Ghidorah: you amuse me, human. i'm going to make you mine.
Y/N: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet?
King Ghidorah: yes.
