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Gabe: don't break people's hearts. They only have one.
Sam: break their bones, they have plenty of those.
Dean: why can't dinosaurs clap?
Gabriel: because their arms are short.
Sam: because they're fucking dead!
Gabriel: I could kill you if I wanted to,Winchester.
Sam: Yeah? So could any other angel.
Sam: So could a dog.
Sam: So could a dedicated duck.
Sam: you aren't special, Gabriel.
Jack: what's a thot?
Gabriel: it means a thoughtful person.
[later]
Jack: [to Dean] thanks for helping me Dean you're such a thot.
Dean: [Gabriel giggling in the back] I'M A WHAT?
Don’t use freedom of speech as an excuse to hurt someone else. Love is not a crime.
A. D.
Woes
Me to the Universe: Is it too much to ask for a boyfriend/girlfriend who ships fictional characters like I do??? Universe be like: