Mallrats - Tumblr Posts
I can imagine Bob meowing at the cats infront of the pet store from Mallrats
I love the moment in the third Clerks episode when everyone is in the helicopter and Silent Bob freaks out and acts like the monkey, leading Jay to dismiss it as a nicotine fit.
It's such a minor, almost throwaway gag, but my brain adores the idea of Silent Bob randomly adopting animal behaviour when distressed (or feeling any strong emotion, really.)
critics who review kevin smith movies simply cannot grasp the fact that kevin smith movies are made for people who watch kevin smith movies and that the sole purpose of aforementioned kevin smith movies is getting to spend the entire duration of each film watching them like this
So like, Vampire Jay and Silent Bob??? I know it's only September but I'm thinking about Halloween
Also Silent Bob's pose is a referents to the scene from Mallrats
Being in the view askewniverse Fandom on Tumblr is like having a group chat of like 30 people. You always see the same posts and same people, but you also don't know half the people you're talking to.
Random tidbit about myself, I have random fears and I for some reason felt like sharing one... Don't ask, because I really don't know why I feel this way, but like it is sang in Rent, "Who Knows Where? Who Goes There? Who Knows, Here It Goes...." I have a weird fear when it comes to approach the Escalator. I don't think it is all that weird to be afraid when getting on an escalator, especially when you are not always graceful and in two seconds it is like you go from a graceful baby gazellee to the always awakard, possibly fake Tony Little's ponytail... Anyway I agree with Brodie's opinion when it comes to escalators, they should be feared and respected...
Mall rats by @strang3lov3 is amazing!!!! Check it out!!! 🛍🐀🐀💕
"He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit."
snoochie boochies >:)
And a happy early (or late) Valentines day. For you and your heterosexual life Mates!