Maggie - Tumblr Posts
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i've been at my new job for less than a month and every single one of my cheerleaders have requested to do routines to three of your songs. Laura: i honestly don't think they know any other musicians at this point!
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you know, the most worrying thing about that is, i think they understand every other lyric in that song bar the one with the word 'cinephile'
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: they haven’t done a kidz bop version of guilty pleasure yet sorry
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: you give me holy, holy, holy communion Laura: that's a winner, they're gonna ask if you can be a guest speaker during sex ed class.
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: not to shit on the youth of tomorrow but they’re not especially deep lyrics
Maggie: do they like, skip english to come to cheer practice
Maggie: i could rewrite some of the lyrics maybe
Maggie: wouldn’t want you to get in trouble with the school board like
Maggie: what abt
Maggie: “oh my god, ur heaven sent, with your pure pure thoughts, u attend church regularly and never have pre-marital sex”?? 😇
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i'm pretty sure it's a cucumber these days, actually. Laura: i actually liked high school! and college. college was like, the best time of my life.
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: will they make me put a condom on a banana?
Maggie: u couldn’t pay me to go back to high school btw. you’re like soo brave
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: dude no my ex's twin sister once dumped a trash can over me?? Laura: and my friend was literally hate crimed Laura: okay maybe college had its flaws
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: ew
Maggie: fun way of telling me u never got bullied at school
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: it sure felt like it sometimes! Laura: yes!!! that's christian!!! the one that dierks foland keeps trying to work with but chris said 'under no circumstances' :)))
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: where did u go to school?? the OC???
Maggie: is this your ex that’s the big fancy director now
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: they're so super cute, i'm so happy for him!! Laura: i mean... your songs are making you rich and you make my mom rich and i guess i kiiiiinda benefit off that so :)) Laura: maybe i should marry you instead.
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: okay pop off king
Maggie: seph said he was nice, the couple of times they met. when i met his husband at the VMAs last year he asked me to pass on christian’s number to her.
Maggie: u could’ve been seriously rich by now laur if only you’d been able to withstand a little light harassment from evil twin washington :))
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: i mean i don't swing that way either! Laura: which is surprising given my whole friendship group. Laura: but it can be a marriage of convenience!
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: yeah, it’s nice to see him thriving in hollywood even with the whole gay thing
Maggie: ohhhh you’d just love that huh :)
Maggie: too bad i don’t swing that way!
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: ha! this is turning into every conversation i ever had in college.
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: i mean you don’t have to swing that way to you know, swing that way
TEXTING: MAGGIE Laura: maybe because girls are just nicer in general than guys? i dunno. i would just imagine a girl to be less... forceful? in bed? but what do i know? Laura: they actually wouldn't renew my contract and exiled me to florida :(
TEXTING: LAURA
Maggie: not like that!! i’ve got loads of girlfriends that are straight but mess around
Maggie: i’m surprised your friendship group kept u
My birthday was today. I am now 15 and since I woek at dairy queen I got the cake 50% off!
What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.
En Español: Aquí
A new girl for my gallery
I present to you Maggie (ouo)
My little mirror
Her is the most fashionable character that I have done XD
P.S: The sign language that I draw here was guided by the Spanish version, so if there is an error when translating the gestures into English it is for that reason.
Thanks for reading this.
En Español: Aquí
Petty Conner and Maggie (the mirror girl) are best friends, because they are the least popular XD
I haven't drawn them in a long time, so I thought, why don't I put them together?
This could escalate to a small dynamic XD
En Español: Aquí
We have sequel \(owo)/
“A few seconds before the disaster. Part 2." Now with the new and not so new children XP
I wanted to post this at the beginning of the week, but I couldn't… although… ¡look how beautiful it was! \(QvQ)/
¡Merry Christmas to all!
P.D: This was posted in the coolest way here -> c(UwO)/