Lucis Caelum - Tumblr Posts

“humans are such fragile things, Aren’t they? And when they’re naked like this, it makes them so uncomfortable. They’re overcome with the urge to cover themselves with the miracle of clothing. That is instinct my darling.”-- Ardyn Kiriyuin. 

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yes i know im trash

But that would be so good for the Glaive though! They get into debates about it, does the King really value them that much? This would be a really good fit for your original FFVX time travel fic, especially when Regis goes ballistic over someone skimming the Glaive budget and putting in stupid restrictions on the use of healing items. The debate rages on, egged on by troll!Noctis.

Someone drunk pondering if Bahamut’s claim on the LC’s means that they have dragon tendencies. Less drunk but not sober people start brainstorming that the retinues are an LCs hoard. The enabler of a bartender says it *must* be the glaive, why else would you share your magic? A tabloid writer runs with it as a joke. Regis is mysteriously deaf when asked. Noctis, the little shit, very seriously says yes the one time he’s point blank asked. Are the royals trolls or dragons in human skin?

XD I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT. The internet loses its mind.