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Referencing that one passage that I might be misremembering. Also; based on that one horrible Superman page

I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like

Gushing

@maiden167 @rotten7rat

Malcador confronts Lorgar and the Word Bearers after the destruction of Monarchia, 964.M30 (colorized)

alternate heresy;

 loyalists: Horus, Vulkan, Lion, Khan, Dorn, Curze, Perturabo, Leman, Fulgrim Traitors: Guilliman, Ferrus manus, Lorgar, Mortarion, Corax, Magnus, Angron, and the Arch-traitor Sanguinius α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

context: Guilliman was 45.2% more full of himself, and wanted his own empire (he doesn't join chaos). Ferrus goes the way of the Dornian heresy, and gets scaleid consumed by the void dragon (STILL not chaos). Lorgar... lorgar. Mortarian is still a hypocritical, stinky moth. Corax doesn't get discovered by the people of his world, kinda becomes a warp obsessed version of Curze. ANGER-on is still so angy. Magnus is still a red mistake. And all 4 of the gods take turns tormenting the angel, till he falls. As for the loyalists: Horus.. just.. doesn't grab the attention of the the ruinous powers, Vulkan's still Vulkan, I don't think the Lion's stiff brain would even let him fall, the Khan's too cool headed to fall, Curze was adopted by a kindly gent and was taught right from wrong, Perturabo's dad dies earlier and perti befriends Dorn... yeah... the traitors are the 1s under siege, Dorn and Leman don't fall, and finally Fulgrim jusT BOMBS THE FRICKING PLANET FROM ORBIT. oh, and the Alpha Legion are still random agents of mayhem.

alternate heresy;

 loyalists: Horus, Vulkan, Lion, Khan, Dorn, Curze, Perturabo, Leman, Fulgrim Traitors: Guilliman, Ferrus manus, Lorgar, Mortarion, Corax, Magnus, Angron, and the Arch-traitor Sanguinius α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

How would my "he who hunts monsters" alternate heresy go?

loyalists: Guilliman, Ferrus Manus, Sanguinius, Mortarion, Dorn, Corax, Magnus, Angron, Khan

Traitors: Horus, Vulkan, Lorgar, Fulgrim, Curze, Perturabo, Leman, and the Arch-traitor Lion 🙂

α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

How alternate heresy 2 came to be: skipping all the 1s that are on the "same" side as in canon. Vulkan got tricked into Nurgle's garden, Leman got so mad and furry that he fell to Khorn, and the monsters on Lion's home world had more of an æffect on him allowing chaos the seep through the cracks. as for Loyalists, the emperor helped Morty kill the necromancer, Magnus was less rant-y while Russ was more angy, and Angron wasn't attacked by the Eldar but was instead semi-raised by them (With an army of eldar and gladiators, angron overthrew the high-riders and smashed all their totally not khorne stuff).

I should mention there was a climactic showdown between Leman and Angron, think their cannon fight in reverse, but the red angel absolutely scares the wolf piss out of the khornate vikings.

Lucius: like in canon

bjorn the fell handed: Khorn

Tu'Shan: Nurgle... this hurt me to type

"Cypher": leads the 'angels purified' chapter of loyalist marines

Maloghurst: Tzeenche

Azrael: undivided

How would my "Crusade of Carnage" alternate heresy go?

loyalists: Guilliman, Fulgrim, Curze, Perturabo, Angron, Khan, Vulkan, Leman, Lion

Traitors: Horus, Mortarion, Dorn, Corax, Magnus, Ferrus Manus, Sanguinius, and the Arch-traitor Lorgar

α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

How alternate heresy 3 came to be: skipping all the 1s that are on the "same" side as in canon. Ferrus goes the way of the Dornian heresy, and gets scaleid consumed by the void dragon (not chaos). Corax doesn't get discovered by the people of his world, kinda becomes a warp obsessed version of Curze. Fulgrim jusT BOMBS THE FRICKING PLANET FROM ORBIT! Perturabo's dad dies earlier allowing him to get to grips with himself, while Dorn had his anger spark early. Curze was adopted by a kindly gent and was taught right from wrong. Angron wasn't attacked by the Eldar but was instead semi-raised by them (With an army of eldar and gladiators, angron overthrew the high-riders and smashed all their totally not khorne stuff). Lorgar gains the favor of the 4 gods and Be'lakor.

Champions;

Nurgle and Tzentch have the same champions as canon

Slaanesh: Aloni Tev

Khorn: Dante

leader of the grey knights: Abaddon

undivided (i.e. Warmaster): Erebus

i got this loser a chaos gf (her name is eishet, she might look cool but she's just as pathetic)