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“I’d like to ask the same thing at you buddy”

Wheezes

Can you please tag your posts as out of character/ooc for when you are trying to reply as char. Your Romano is seriously out of character, no offense. As for relationships, I'd leave it ambiguous as you could upset others who find certain pairs distrubing, or cringeworthy, or be very clear that this Romano is no way in character to the one in canon who does hate, tolerate only, fear certain people etc. But seriously that OoC warning is nice to have around at times.

Sorry if I offended you in someway???? You seem to be coming at me with this full on ATTACK. And usually in character is when I have an art attached to the answer with quotes around what he says. And uhm,, I’m aware he’s not the fandom perception of Romano. He’s purposely that way. So let’s get one thing straight, I am an Italian and I’ve always been slightly bothered by the fact he’s stereotyped as a “tsundere blushu blushu doki doki my tomato BASTARD” in the fandom. Ive roleplayed Romano since 2012 and in the process I have developed him into his own character. A more real character. Not simplified to “IM A tSUNDERE AND I HATE THE PATATA TO-MA-TATA BASTARDS” He still has his sass and anger but it’s more used as a defense mechanism. He’s more creative than other versions of Romano. He’s not a pushover. The reason he pushes people away when an emotional attachment may form is because he’s AFRAID OF VULNERABILITY. He’s a PESSIMIST and is very CYNICAL which results in trust issues. But just because of this doesn’t mean he can’t have FRIENDS. Geez.. what happened to humanization in characters XDI get Hetalia is supposed to be stereotypical and shit but that doesn’t mean I have to strictly abide by that when playing him as MY muse. It gets boring af if I stuck to just that. An actual character needs depth. And honestly, I’ve fought hard to fight against the beliefs of this fandom and get to enjoy Romano, as he is. As how I think he is. Relationship wise I think I can do what I want? It’s my blog. Thank you for the suggestion, but I already described I won’t be jumping into something out of the blue. If it develops I’m not going to say no. When playing a character I put myself in their mindset so in all honesty, it’s up to LORENZO who he ends up with and if a relationship will work out.And I thought if I changed his name that would be a hint this isn’t exactly a straight up copy of Hima’s character. I don’t really care that he’s not like “Lovino Vargas”. I care that he’s Lorenzo Vargas and that people end up appreciating his character for who he is, not what people think he should be. Thank you.

Wow this was a long one lol.

“Favorite Italian..?”

“And yeah I said I have nothing going on. What’s with that look?”

@ask-the-awesome

“SCREET!!!” *practically jumped out of his skin rip*

“WHA T THE FUCK!?!? WHO LET YOU IN HERE—“

Anyone who likes Spamano should totally read this

Worth the read my friends you won’t be disappointed

cross my heart {spamano}{hetalia}

ao3 || ffn

Summary: The rule of soulmates was that you got up to four. Two platonic and two romantic. And you never knew who was who. Sometimes you got all four, sometimes three, sometimes two, sometimes one. Or even, the saddest one to many, none at all. Antonio had none until that fateful day he walked into that restaurant with the ex-stripper owner, the loud albino waiter, and the one rude waiter who changes it all. (gift for onewithturtles)

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The rule of soulmates was that you knew who they were after you both realized you loved them and knew what they meant to you. Only then would their names show up over each other’s hearts. The tricky thing was that nobody knew what defined being in love with someone.

People married, believing to have found love only to discover it with a ten-year affair that led to their names over their chests after a passionate night on a ‘business trip’ or while 'getting nails done’.

Then, of course, there was the fact that there were four types of soulmates, two romantic and two platonic. And some people got all four, some got three, others two, someone, and the rare chance of not having one at all. So the truth was having names over hearts was a pretty useless thing in the world of romance.

That was what Antonio told himself time after time when he went from bed to bed in search of love to replace the empty spot over his heart. Not a single soulmate. Not one. He had believed it to be a simple way of life. He would never find one and he would go from bed to bed, night after night, sweet whispers, and caresses that would be forgotten in the morning as he had no place to call home, nor did he have one of these mystical soulmates.

Whisper after whisper, kiss after kiss. He slept around because he liked it that way. He kept himself clean and safe. And he made sure those he slept with had no soulmates just like he. So why should he have concerned himself with the silly idea of possibly having one? Thirty-five years old and he still had not a single name on his chest.

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@ask-the-awesome

// I accidentally reblogged on my vamp acc smh

Lorenzo: .... >_>

“Something seems off today…” 

“…WHOMST???”

Lore: ....

Lore: ...

Lore: ..

Lore: *just sorta has this tiny snort*

*and then just breaks out into laughter*

You should dress as a vampire since they technically never die, well.. kind of. I mean they don’t die by normal means. And well it makes sense so.. *sorta trails off awkwardly* *Lorenzo trying to give ideas rip*

“You like? It’s the perfect mix of my undying spirit living beyond the comprehension of mortal reality and my devilishly handsome spookiness!”

“Guess what I got just to show off ✨✨✨✨”

“Jealous yet~?”

Shows us your favorite socks?

If only they came with a matching sweater

M!A 15/20

“Nah. This is way more entertaining. Plus I’m not admiring more as just making fun of you, so there’s no reason for me to really want to do anything else anyway.”

Because I'm so kind. *snaps finger* I'm gonna drop the 10 ask no clothes expect socks, hats and underwear M!A on you too. Good luck uwu - Betty the (Magical) anon (who will now haunt your blog OWO)

Pfft- you cant do tha-

Ah-

I'm fine- I'm cool!! Lets.. lets continue!!

No clothes M!A (1/10)

BIG edit: i didnt see the rest of the ask bc mobile sucks so just, lets keep him in a towel LOL

The obvious answer was yes.

Wake him up? 

>YES 

>NO

‘Wow he’s so happy to see me—‘

“Uh y, yeah- wait too? Huh? Is something going on?? Oh god I haven’t been here in forever shit uh,”

Damn it’s been awhile,,

“You came, too!” 

// Have an old doodle of my son

// I’m sorry I barely post skfjdjdj

Holy shit! You're back! We all missed you! What have you been doing, Lorenzo?

// this is an old one in the inbox so I censored the name and icon. Also I had no clue who or what the context was or what this is so I just drew smth to express my confusion lol

LORENZOOO!!!! Guess who's back >:) 💕

"fuck."

Have you ever seen the 1973 mafia movie Goncharov? If so, what do you think of it?

I think he's aware that that isn't a real film...

Would you ever date Canada? (This is a question from all us canmano shippers)

"Matthew's okay. I could say we get along well enough. We're friends that's for sure. I'm not sure about dating him though, he's not exactly my type."

hey........ lorenzo............. what's your opinion on ✨toasters✨?

"I'm aware That it's been awhile."

Why is he acting like a dog,

.. And why is it cute-

"Anyways,, you're rather excitable aren't you,"

LORENZOOO!!!! Guess who's back >:) 💕

"fuck."

// I decided to redraw a classic from years ago bc Christmas season is like a week away