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"strange new worlds is a serious show"
meanwhile:
- the captain is doing a pirate impression and the first officer looks like she wants to cry
- the chief of security is wondering around in a princess dress with a very very small dog
- the pilot is exclusively replying to the science officer's descriptions with "kaboom"
- the captain is referred to as starfleet's boy scout in his file
- the first officer and chief of security are playing enterprise bingo, which mostly seems to be an excuse to shoot each other with phasers
- the nurse is describing things as giving birth from your mouth to coerce difficult patients into medical treatment
- the captain is using soup to ignite mutiny
- the science officer is bodyswapped with his girlfriend and is using it to punch people he doesn't normally get to punch
- the doctor is treating an alarming amount of arrow wounds for a starship with no arrows
- the cadet is always right and yknow what she's rocking it
- the chief of security is recreationally making ensigns cry
- the first officer is very jealous because only one of them is allowed to make ensigns cry at a time
- the chief engineer is very violently befriending the cadet. it is somehow working
- the captain is cooking, all the time, for the whole crew. nobody has informed him that he is supposed to be captaining this crew, not parenting it, and they do not plan to
lmao
i hope poeple know, especially my moots, that in my mind, i asocciate you with your pfp
like....
if your pfp is quackity, i imahgine you looking somehwat like him
if your pfp is tommy, i imagine this somehwat brash brit boi
if your pfp is ranboo, i read whatever you've typed, with ranboo's voice
etc. etc.
gogsig undercover but neither of them understand the concept of dressing inconspicuously
“Where did you hear that?????”
Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
paul is rehearsing NOW AND THEN to sing live in his next shows of got back tour in south america (video is not mine!)
heart eyes fully activated
Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
Player, after Crackle betrays Carmen: He is not the love of your life! He is just some guy!
I know people have already done this with the Trinity but I so badly want to match the Apostles to TMA Entities for funsies.