Life Isnt Fair - Tumblr Posts
It’s not fair that I’m not gagging on her rn while she gently strokes my cheek and calls me her pretty fuck toy
I'm Ellie67 and I'm so sad why do bad people happen to good people like me?😭 ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIRRRRR😭
@bamthebatmobile @inspectorcosmo
What did his neighbor Luke mean? Chris tried his best at everything. How could that possibly go wrong?
Luke put down his phone and let out a sigh. He then informed Chris ‘trying’ was exactly the problem. “Chris you were born adorable. You don’t need to be anything. Just be.”
Chris was still confused. “How come Brad didn’t get a lecture?”
Luke then informed Chris his boyfriend Brad wasn’t any more subtle or less offensive, just out of frame.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!
Oh and friendly reminder
WOMEN ARE NOT GETTING THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTIONS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
THEY'RE DOING IT BECAUSE SOMETHING IS *WRONG*!!
EITHER THE MOM IS DYING, OR THE BABY IS!
THAT WAS A WANTED BABY!! THE MOMS DON'T SUDDENLY GO *LMAO DON'T WANT IS NEVERMIND*
Was unloading the dishwasher. Sugar for our coffee is kept in a coffee cup. Absentmindedly tried to put the coffee cup up. Life isn't fair.
Got the sugar out of the top cupboard to refill the coffee cup. When i closed it the bottom cupboard on the OPPOSITE SIDE opened. Why?
Was unloading the dishwasher. Sugar for our coffee is kept in a coffee cup. Absentmindedly tried to put the coffee cup up. Life isn’t fair.
FR THO
You know what’s not fair?
About 80% of Kakashi’s body is completely covered nearly 24/7
Aaaaaannnnnd he still be fine as fuck
me: *constantly snacking and wanting to gain weight*
also me: *working out daily because my roommate is crazy and I succumb to peer pressure so easily*
Bro I hate it here, why does my boy keep getting sidelined like this?!
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