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‘Oops that not a sword’ IM CRYING 😭

having thoughts about eira’s magick being more like a force of nature at the beginning bc he can’t really control it and fuckin bodying lance with a wall of ice kind of on accident. send the man flying like oops that’s Not A Sword

Doppel, cocking his gun: Do crime.

Glass: NO??

Doppel, aiming it at Lance: DO CRIME.

Glass: GUYS-

[Heartless and co laughing/facepalming in the backround]

i am incapable of posting anything that is not stupid

one day doppel gets a gun (don’t ask how) and they run into lance and its just this 

“,but have you ever fought the Jury.”

Why do I just imagine Lance slowly looking over at a jury member and like pouncing on them.

random heartless idea

So like we know lance only joined the jury to fight strong people, so for a theoretical redemption thing, would the team just have to say “Yeah, you’ve fought all of us before, but you know who you haven’t fought? The jury” then he accidentally gets attached the team. i dunno

Lance: why am I even wearing a tux? There can't be ANY event that would be important enough for me to wear a dambed tuxedo!!

Eira:

Eira: ITS OUR WEDDING

Lance: what am I suppose to do when your gone?

Eira: *genuinely confused* what do you normally do when im gone?

Lance:

Lance: wait for you to come back

Headcannon:

Bandy (the master escape artist) and Lance (the most violent bastard man) are loyal to no kingdom or faction and only loyal to eachother

*the jury fighting with the heartless crew*

Bandy just watching: heh, what idiots

Lance gets struck by Eira: FUCK!

Bandy taking out his cards: wait thats my idiot!