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I really wish I had my hammer.
Korg: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Val: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Loki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Bruce: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!
Thor: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Bruce: Mental stability, my old friend!
Korg: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
I see the glass as half empty, Korg sees it as half full; that’s why we make a good team. Val, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Bruce wonders why it has to be glass and Loki usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
-Thor
Korg: Thor? are you in love with Bruce?
Thor:
Kong: Nothing in life is free.
Thor: Life is free.
Val: Adventure is free.
Bruce: Knowledge is free.
Loki: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Val: Wait, Bruce. Is that a hickey?
Bruce: What? No. It’s just a mosquito bite.
Thor, walks in:Hello everyone!
Korg: Oh, hello mosquito.
“I’d die for you” Ragnarok edition!
Reacting to TLAT Reviews pt2
I saw Thor: Love and Thunder last night and my friend @marvelvibess just sent me these hilarious reviews of the movie. They are too good not to react to honestly.
{Image description: light grey text on a black background reading: WORSE marvel movie ever!!! Kirby Lee Ditko Steranko and the gang from marvel NEVER not one time created ANY character openly gay or announcing they were gay ..so marvel , Disney stop pushing this please. Create a character that is and so be it.
Korg is not GAY!!No Eternal was gay and in the printed issues I collect never will be. Btw fat man can’t tie his shoes much less be a superhero. This is ridiculous already. Make up your own stories and contaminate those characters. Don’t destroy something that will never be gay! You can’t change a written story for moneys liking. I worked with a gay captain for 11 yrs has nothing to do with pro or anti anything!!! end image discription}
I love this one just because of how wrong it is. A list of canon queer characters from marvel comics: Valkyrie, Korg, Maria Hill, Ayo, Aaron Fisher (Captain America of the railways), William Kaplan (Wiccan), Theodor Altman (Hulkling), Arnie Roth (Steve Roger’s best friend from the 40s and one of the the inspirations for Movie!Bucky), Tony Stark (never officially says but it is heavily implied, here is a good post on it) Yelena Belova, and those are just the 10 I can think of off the top of my head. In fact marvel has a comic called “Marvel Voices: Pride” that is all short comics about many of its queer and trans super heroes!
Also, the thing about Disney making stuff queer for the money really bugs me because its literally the exact opposite. Marvel is straight washing their characters for the movies because they’re afraid it won’t sell otherwise. Money and capitalism is why it is taking so long for us to get the good queer rep we want/need.
{Image description: at the top left there are 4 stars in a line one is yellow while the other 4 are white. The text is light grey on a black background and it reads: Definitely would not recommend for anyone who has free time to watch because it was a waste of my time and money. The overall story was all over the place because of the constant narrative cut scenes, and with propaganda littered throughout the whole movie of LBGTQ+ness it is another reminder of how superheros can’t just be super.
The different representations of the other gods was pretty sad of 2022, and with the whole conflict of the movie being about the “god butcher’ he should have left more of a lasting impression on the characters in the movie. Instead to me all i got was “boggie man” and that was a bit of a downer compared to other more well developed characters. If the original Norse mythology is on your radar there were a couple of fun quips referencing them. However, your beloved characters from Thor Ragnarok end up being drivers for the problems in this world and supporting it, and that is not my cup of tea. end image description}
Ok say it with me DIVERSITY ISN’T PROPAGANDA PEOPLE JUST EXIST. DIVERSITY ISN’T PROPAGANDA PEOPLE JUST EXIST. DIVERSITY ISN’T PROPAGANDA PEOPLE JUST EXIST.
The Legendary Synthesizers pack is coming soon and will have 10 retro style synthesizers based on some of the world’s most famous synths, the list includes the Roland Juno-60, the Korg M-1, the Roland D-50, the Yamaha DX7 and many more. I will be selling the pack for £3.99... If you want to try a synth for free, ask me.