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I love how in criminal minds Emily, JJ, and Penny never had any competition w each other, there were no love triangles, no toxic comments towards each other, they never once felt they had to be better then the other, they just loved and supported each other no matter what 🫶🫶

@n0fun Criminal Minds.

Best Ever!

my favorite scene in the whole tv history

Overheard at the BAU

Emily, on her period: "I'm pretty sure I'm dying."

Penelope, nursing a hangover: "Welcome to the club."

Derek and JJ, both coming from the gym: "Isn't today such a wonderful today? Truly, every day is a gift!"

Emily: "I'm putting salt in their coffee."

Penelope: "I'm gluing their shoes to the floor."

Hotch, quietly listening, puts on his jacket and leaves

Overheard at the BAU

Emily & JJ: just talking to each other

Penelope, standing behind a curtain, whispering: "kisssssssss!!!!!"

overheard at the BAU

Penelope: "How is it, that when cats sleep for 20 hours a day, it's cute, adorable and just 'in their nature'; but when I do it it's 'lazy' and 'not sustainable '?"

Luke: "...I just asked how your day is going but I guess that's on me?"

Overheard at the BAU

Penelope: "What did you do when you were 'dead' and in Paris?"

Emily: "...cooking, reading... definitely not questioning my life choices and yearning for someone I can't have."

Penelope: "That is... oddly specific"

Emily, high pitched: "Is it?"

Overheard at the BAU

JJ: "This job gives me you!"

Emily: /stares at her, completely in love/

Will: "...Y'all see that too, right?"

Garcia and Tara, eating Popcorn: "Shhht, we've been waiting for this for years!"

Overheard at the BAU

JJ: "Do you know what fanfictions are?"

Emily: "Yes, why?"

JJ: "Apparently people are writing fanfiction about us? Did you know about this?"

Emily, who stayed up till 4 in the morning reading a fanfic that was totally not written by Garcia: "I had no idea-"

Overheard at the BAU

The team: doing challenges during game night

Penelope: "For this task, you have to get this vase to the table without using your hands."

The rest of the team: "Alrighty!"

Spencer: "...like... not at all? Am I supposed to use my feet? Can I touch this with gloves and it doesn't count? Am I supposed to pick up other tools with my hands or would that disqualify me?"

The others: ...

Spencer: "I'm autistic, you should have seen this coming."

Overheard at the BAU

Emily: "Everyone's so homophobic today"

Derek: "Hotch asked you and JJ to stop making out on crimescenes, that is not homophobic!"

Emily: "That's exactly what a homophobe would say"

Overheard at the BAU

Emily: "I am telling you, JJ and I were being so fucking gay together!"

Penelope: "Fucking gay or gay fucking?"

JJ, from three floors away: "DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT, EMILY!"

Overheard at the BAU

random unsub: "Before you cuff me, I have a question"

Hotch: "Go on"

Unsub: "...Do you only hire hot people? Because somehow all of your profilers could get it"

Hotch: ...

Unsub: "Like damn." /He winks/ "Now you can handcuff me."

Hotch: "...Now I kinda wish I had been hit by a bullet earlier."

Overheard at the BAU

Luke: "I'd buy you the moon if you asked me to"

Garcia: "...That doesn't change the fact that you made me buy you 30 tickets for shooting cans"

Luke, holding a giant stuffed animal: "I have no regrets"

Overheard at the BAU

JJ and Garcia: /having coffee together/

In the distance: /a loud explosion occurs/

JJ: "That's for someone else to worry about"

Derek and Emily: /run away from the explosion/

JJ: "...Please no-"

Garcia: "Yeah... it's for us to worry about"

overheard at the BAU

Hotch: "Yeah, I'd say we're professional"

/cuts to Derek and Emily racing across the bullpen with a stolen shopping cart, Spencer taking bets, Penelope being their personal cheerleader and JJ collecting a bunch of money/

Hotch: "We're the best of the best, what can I say?"

Overheard at the BAU

the team: /going to see a movie/

Rossi: "This is unbelievable! That's so expensive, back in my day-"

Spencer: "You paid less?"

Garcia: "You stole the tape?"

Derek: "You snuck in?"

JJ: "You were already rich?"

Emily: "You didn't have a cinema bc you were born B.C?"

Overheard at the BAU

Penelope, talking to Emily: "So, do you think you'd want to adopt a dog?"

Emily: "Oh idk, we've got Sergio and we're constantly on cases so I'm not sure it's a good idea"

JJ, standing behind her wife with pleading eyes, a puppy in her arms: "..."

Penelope: "You might wanna budge on that"

Overheard at the BAU

Penelope: "There are friendships"

Derek: "There are relationships"

Spencer: "There are situationships"

Tara, pointing at Emily and JJ: "And there's what ever the fuck these two have going on"

Overheard at the BAU

Penelope: "I love all of you!"

*gives JJ and Emily a kiss to the cheek

*gives Derek a very tight hug

*makes a cup of tea for Spencer

*gives Rossi a very expensive bottle of wine

*cooks dinner for Tara

Luke: "...what about me?"

Penelope: "...I love most of you!"