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Chris didn’t want to answer the question. Then he found himself saying fat instead of puffy. That shoot ended quickly. Y didn’t he say puffy?!? ARG!!!
Chris stopped to look around. Whew. No gay pirates. He really didn’t need this day 2get anymore awkward. At least he jumpstarted sensitivity training 4 the Tampa shoot. There would be no puffy coats there either. Thank god. They really freaked Chris out.
BTWs - the best part about Tampa... inexpensive earrings. Ohhh that’s a “Just The Fashion Tip.” Someone text that somewhere.
Trevor Signorino by Marco Ovando 2020
Just The Fashion Tip #183.
Gustavio uses CoverGirl’s Exhibitionist Lip Gloss as his go to for a luscious, vibrant lip.
Just The Fashion Tip #47
Lean back to front bounty.
Now why did Chris stand up? Something was off….
Just then, Brad tapped Chris on the shoulder from behind causing him to burst into an uncontrollable scream lasting a full 45 excruciating seconds. The tap simply wasn’t expected, and such things tripped Chris into overload since he could remember.
Luckily, Chris’ banging body bought enough brownie points for a gloss over by the immediate crowd, but things still felt tense.
Brad and Chris each took turns switching into thongs under the guise of a cheap and very thin towel for insurance. Smack dab in the middle of the gay beach, it did the trick. Helping diverge the unwanted attention was the location of the taco truck. What was it doing in the boys section?
Chris noted to Brad the taco truck would not always be there to help in such situations. It wasn’t exactly the type of help they wanted anyway. What would happen to them when they got old?
With that Brad grabbed the suntan lotion and offered to slather it all over Chris. They’d gotten this far didn’t they? They’d figure it out along with everyone else. Maybe that’s what Just The Fashion Tip was all about? They could always point to their good work when they got wrinkly.
Chris then suggested they could also move to South America. Ugly old men still flooded the airwaves there next to gorgeous women.
“See?” Said Brad. “Options exist, but I am telling you now all that make up is expensive and the last thing you want to do at 88 is wear an uncomfortable bra.”
Brad didn’t know. There was just a lot going on. Yes, this was the second time he wore briefs to the beach instead of a speedo, but at least this time he wore black.
Chris affirmed Brad’s less see through garment as a technical step up on a public beach but not necessarily for a gay man. He also repeated his intention to inform not judge as he gave Brad another look over. Indeed, Brad looked great regardless. It wasn’t the end of the world, but briefs would take longer to dry.
To keep the positive vibe in spin, Brad then pointed out they successfully brought beach towels with them and not sheets like they did by accident the other week. Those were still wet. Ick!
Brad didn’t think Chris’ question was funny. He JUST had 20,000 hairs moved from the back of his legs to his chest. YES. The macho look was going to stay for another minute.
Just The Fashion Tip # 196 The ‘Macho’ look apparently will steer through another season.
Brad could really feel the tacos from Tuesday. All that salt made his top lip puffy. Hey, would Gustavio's lip gloss help with that?? Luscious def sounded better than puffy. Which 'Just The Fashion Tip' # was that? Forlorn?
It was Tuesday at 2:15pm. Brad, Chris, Jeremy and Luke were hanging per usual. They bought and made their Halloween costumes back in March while at a stripper flea market just outside of Reno. This, of course, was your 'oh so typical' everyday street wear, a peculiar shade of dress that read mainstream or ultra trendy depending on the infractions of its execution.
Yes, we know. It's difficult to look at the pic and not think everyone dresses like they are 35.... like EVERYONE. You know it's a gold standard when those who actually are 35 don't even react.
What's his head told us this on that one show. You know, the one with the runway, sewing machines, and that woman we see every Halloween in the rags who divorced… an otter was it?
Oh. Otter is a gay thing isn’t it? Just like pank, gurl, and… Well, isn’t it all gay?!?
Ok. That’s not true or more of us would be test tubers by now. We’re still on the YouTube with the occasion designer baby popping out of China or some overdone upper crust of Europe-adjacent. When will parents learn no matter how much you change a child, even if you alter their DNA, they will always become what they are?
Ultimately, we each direct our own expression. No one creates art on your behalf or tells another how to feel. We will each decide here too.
Dear me, that was a tangent wasn’t it? So…where were we? Seal. Ah. Yes. That. We got a name! This one divorced, and as far as we know all involved survived and carry on otter-free.
What was the name of the show though? You know the one with that butler who has all the catch phrases and pretends to help the contestants but obviously doesn't because have you seen some of the outfits?! The name escapes me but someone on the show called out everyone dressing like they were 35 right before fashion finally threw itself down three flights of stairs to pass in a respectable manner.
That’s what you do after waking up and finding yourself on life support from being declared ‘over,’ ‘obsolete’ and ‘pointless’ countless times for decades. Such horrific headlines and worst of all, no one who declared it dead ever bothered to throw it funeral. Well, there’s no pretty there.
We say, good for you fashion. We can run with your tips and style now so leave you to finally rest in peace. We’ve raised the dead too many times. I swear dignity exists only because we still have the word for it.
I think.
D-I-G-N-I-T-Y.
Yes. It’s all there. Ok. Great. Now we’ve held a private service and said our goodbyes. Please style on and leave fashion be.
BTW - This... yes, this whole post thing is PRIDE. Nuance darling, nuance. We taught you this upfront when we went over infractions.
Ok. So, believe it or not, all of this hullabaloo actually leads us up to....
Just The Fashion Tip #9328 : Tops and bottoms are not required to communicate either.
Right?!? We do more than blow minds around here at BradAndChris.com.
Great WERQ boiz. When the gays do pedestrian, they DO PEDESTRIAN!
“Oh ah. Just little bit. Ohhh Ah. A little bit more.”
Chris’ Gina G was ON.
Just The Fashion Tip # 391
Never underestimate the power of your garden hose on day 3 of your spray tan.
Just the Fashion Tip #185
Accessories are everything if you don’t use every thing. Choose wisely. Think sparsely.
Just The Fashion Tip #63 Pride Edition
If you do, do the sailor look, keep it clean.
Just The Fashion Tip: Pride Edition.
Flame to put out.
Chris was one juicy fruit
Just the Fashion Tip #482: It’s gay to be gay.
Just The Fashion Tip #39: Use minimum fabric for maximum vibes.
Just the Fashion Tip #1436
When doing curls at the gym never underestimate the importance of form-fitting.
Yes. That’s form followed by fitting with both words working in tandem. Got that? Most people forget the ‘fitting.’ It is such an amateur move.
Ok. Let’s concentrate now.
Hey …Is that Slater from Saved By The Bell?
Tight look
Just The Fashion Tip #594
You can always hem your short shorts by two inches. Just be aware it may very well run into thong territory….
And, that’s OK. In fact it’s fine. Really fine. Mmmmmmm…..
Oliver Forslin