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SDC Headcannons for Mario cart 🚗
This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3
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Jotaro
- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)
- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals
- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao
- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick
- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)
- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you
- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3
- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes
- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good grief😒" bc he's actually blushing
Kakyoin
- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario
- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)
- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)
- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins
- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like 😧. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it
- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)
- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing
- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf
With y/n
- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks
- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands
- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol
Polnareff
- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too
- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade
- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)
- [ ] The worst
- [ ] Absolutely terrible
- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??
- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"
"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff
"Finally you can be yourself" - joot
"OH COME ON"-Polnareff
- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time
- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells
- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you
- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him
- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you
Joseph Joestar
- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog
- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy
- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur 👎
- [ ] Somehow
- [ ] Someway
- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good
- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"
- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)
- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game
- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks
- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell
- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro
With y/n
- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*
- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q
- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got it😅"
Avdol
- [ ] Character: dry bones
- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano
- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)
- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them
- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's
Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo
- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does
- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising
- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp
With y/n
- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)
- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose
- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight 👍
Iggy
-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once
Parts 1-5 jojos when you want to leave a party early
Johnathan
"Of course darling let's leave right now"
He is ready to go the moment you say something
He's already called a car or carriage ig? Idk it was 1800s when he was still alive so
Any way
The sweetest ever, will do whatever it takes to make you comfortable
Will carry you out of the party no questions asked
If somebody is making you uncomfortable
Will immediately walk over to them and his internal monologue is just "should I punch them? No that would very un-gentalmanly of me. But they were making them uncomfortable? So should I?"
In the end he settles for giving them a very stern talking to and if the message doesn't get through THEN he will put them in a head lock
Joseph
"Alrighty then lets have a stay at home date hm?"
Is really annoying at first
"Do we HAVE to go" he would look so upset and give you the puppy face
All you would have to do is make it clear you don't want to be here and he is grabbing your coats
He's a total extrovert so he doesn't really understand being socially exhausted so you might have to explain it to him
If someone was making you uncomfortable
Has a mischievous glint in his eye when he asks who it was
"that person over there? Why they look like a total idiot just wait here."
Uses a hamon charged glass to deck their ass with water
Jotaro
"Finally, come on let's go"
He was already wanting to leave so he is a bit relieved when you say that you are ready to go early
Don't even worry about explaining introvertedness to him, he gets it.
If it's too loud he will put his hat on you head to cover your ears
If someone was making you uncomfortable
He doesn't say anything he just walks around the corner and hear a very loud " ORA" and the whole place goes silent
He then grabs your hand extra tight and leaves
Josuke
"Yeah you said it, let's get out of here"
He is totally cool with leaving
Says goodbye to Okuyasu and Koichi
Once that's taken care of you guys are out of there!
Walks you home and offers to stay with you
You don't have to apologize, if you even try to he's stopping you "there's no need for that I just want to spend time with you not at some lame party" *cue big goofy josuke grin*
If someone was making you uncomfortable
His eyes go dark
"Can you point them out babe."
Winds up and punches them square in the face before yelling at them and telling them that if they ever got close to you again he would screw their nose up so much they wouldn't be able breath
He's not joking
Giorno
"Yes my dearest just give me one moment"
He wants to get a video of Mista, narancia, and fugo dancing before he goes
Takes you hand and will shove anyone who is in your way as you two are leaving
Takes you to get gelato
Makes you flowers out of stuff to entertain you if he can't leave right away<3
If some was making you uncomfortable
Dead
They are dead now
Hi there! Could you please write headcanons for the Jojos for when they do/say something funny that Reader finds absolutely hilarious, but they’re in a situation where they can’t make any noise so Reader has to stifle it to the point of tears? Bonus points if Reader’s stand is cackling maniacally above them while Reader quietly suffers 😭😭😭 I would also like the headcanons to be ambiguous whether the character and Reader’s relationship is romantic or platonic if that’s alright! Thank you!
Ahhh so cute!!
Jojos part 1-5 when you try to hold in your laughter
Johnathan
"Are you alright? do you need some water?"
Johnathan is just so unexpectedly funny sometimes and you love that about him
But definitely not at a fancy dinner with his family
Doesn't understand that what he said was funny until you burst into laughter and end up telling him later
Joseph
"Don't even try to hold it in, I know I'm too funny for that"
An absolute menace is what this man is
He will just begin making funny faces or poking at your side trying to get you to break
Tells that same joke all the time just to get you to loose it
Jotaro
"Tch"
He doesn't get it, what he said wasn't funny at all? Why are you biting your lip and why is your stand dying of laughter?
He may seem annoyed at your lack of control but deep down he's happy that he made you laugh
Josuke
*big goofy josuke grin*
He doesn't even need to say anything at this point
He loves to see you smile so if class ever gets boring he just summons crazy D to try and make you laugh
Gets a kick out of watching you try to contain yourself while your stand betrays your true emotions
Giorno
"Are you alright? Are those tears in your eyes?"
He's so oblivious it's not even funny
But he is funny without even trying and he could say the stupidest thing and you wouldn't be able to hold your laughter
You want to tell him your fine but you know if you try to talk you'll just end up laughing
Gets you a tissue
Hi hi!!! I was wondering if I could please request something for young Joseph Joestar?? Maybe where the reader works with Lisa Lisa and Joseph seeks the reader out to “help” with his hamon but really just wants to spend time with her?? I hope that makes sense🙏 just something super cute and fluffy!! I’m such a sucker for Joseph’s cocky but caring attitude :) thank you so much in advance but of course don’t feel pressured to write this if you don’t want to!!
Omg yesss, such a sucker for cocky Joseph🫶
Your job had been a relatively peaceful one, helping maintain the island with Suzi and training with Lisa Lisa and her respectful student, Caesar. It was a quiet life and one that you had gotten into a routine with. That was of course, until he showed up.
All of a sudden your life became entangled with the charismatic and overly cocky Joseph Joestar.
"Come onnnnn just 20 minutes, I might even let you win" Joseph boasted, that cheeky grin plastered on his face
"Enough Jojo, it's practically the middle of the night" you groaned, leaning the front of your body out the window
Joseph stood in the courtyard, two floors down from your room, yelling unapologetically with that mask covering his face doing nothing to quiet his chiding voice.
"I don't have all day!" He called again "you owe me one for doing some of your chores"
You couldn't help but remember that he had been the one to offer to do some of the heavier lifting around the island with no prompting from you in the slightest.
"In the morning Jojo, I'm trying to sleep" you went to close the window before you felt something stop you
You felt the air pressure building around the window, you groaned
"Just because you can use hamon doesn't mean you have to go around using it whenever!"
"If you want me to stop you'll have to make me!" He calls, practically singing each word
"You little-" you storm out from your room and down the stairs, still in your night clothes
You burst out the door into the courtyard, stomping across the cobbles to where he stood outside your now abandoned window.
"Took you long enough! Come now, let's see what you've got" he took a fighting stance, beckoning you with his hand outstretched
"What? you want me to beat you again?" You teased
"Oh we will see about that" he taunted "now, ladies first..."
He gave you the opportunity so you took it. Quickly tackling him and spinning him so you could pin his arms around his back and his front to the ground.
"Don't be cocky if you're just going to lose" you moved allowing him to get up
As he brushed himself off, an embarrassed blush blooming on the tips of his ears, you took the opportunity to jab at him once more
You pocked lightly at his ribs "this really couldn't wait till tomorrow morning?"
"Couldn't sleep and I couldn't think of anything better to do" he laughed, standing up to his full height
"So I'm just a last ditch effort?" You turned to leave and go back to your bed, throwing him a smile over your shoulder
"Awww did you hope I can here just to see you" he chided
You whipped around suddenly to face him, blushing yourself. Admittedly you had sort of hoped he had sought you out to spend time with you, even if it was just training. He had sought out you, not Caesar or anyone else so there was some hope within you.
He laughed at your flustered expression, "and what if I did come here just to see you? Would that be such a crime?"
"That's enough Jojo, I'm going to bed" You glared, ready to give him the cold shoulder but without warning two strong hands threw lifted you into the air.
"What the-? Put me down!" You tried to hide your laughter as Jojo threw you over his shoulder
"We're not done here yet! You're up, I'm up, and I've been waiting all day to have you to myself!"
You went limp and let out an exasperated breath, at least he was being honest now.
It was a night of endless teasing and near constant defeat on the part of Jojo. He only wished this mask wasn't on so he could would kiss that smug grin off your face after the times he had let you win, just to see unmistakable fire in your eyes when knew he would ask for "just one more match"