Jontron - Tumblr Posts
JonTron is just Donald Trump for neckbeards
No way in Tartarus THAT’S Hermes, he would not be caught dead having hair with that little volume on a daily basis
Helluva Boss but it's actually Jontron moments
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Stella: *playing with dolls* "Hey, Alejandro, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking a year off, going back to college, starting my career." "Nonsense, Monica! You're staying home and having my kids!"
Andrealphus: Stella, What are you playing?
Stella: Systemic oppression :)
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Wally: *selling a carpet that a guy was stitched into* Yes, okay, he had a bit of an accident, but, I say, it's one of a kind! I'll give you a good price!
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Mammon: *on the phone* Oh, okay. So I guess what you're telling me is that I should NOT make a game about the Titanic sinking!
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Mammon: Hey, you know what, I think you're right. On second thought, I don't think it's gonna work... But I got one for you better! Schindler's List: HD Remix!
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Moxxie: You can count me in.
Blitz: Okay, one.
Moxxie: What even?
Blitz: I counted you in :)
Moxxie: Go to fucking Heaven.
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Stolas:*picks up a packet of sunflower seeds* Via, what is this? Where did you learn to do this? have you been doing SEED?!?
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I can’t be the only person who thought of this when reading all of JoJolion.
