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so if golden wind takes place around 2001 that definitely means mista had to live through april 4th 2004. could you fucking IMAGINE,
Happy holidays! Can I ask a yandere risotto or mista spending Christmas with darling please?🎄🎄🎄🎄
happy holidays! i hope your having a wonderful holiday season so far! 🥺💝💖
Yandere!Mista x Reader
It’s a cold holiday evening and s/o is in need of some warmth from her loving loving boyfriend.
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The crackling noise of the fireplace broke the silence of the small room. It was a relatively brisk day in Naples, snow was rare which left the city in cold almost fall-like temperatures. A tree with wrapped around lights was the only thing illuminating the room besides the fire being the only thing to keep you warm. It was decorated with lovely ornaments and a garland messily wrapped around it. Everything about it screamed ‘festivities’ and ‘holiday fun’ ranging from the Christmas lights and beautiful tree toppers.
You were shivering with a thin soft blanket wrapped around your shaking form. Your teeth chattering as your hands were planted by your curled up form to keep them from becoming colder than they already were. You eagerly waited for the arrival of your loving ‘boyfriend’ who would give you love and warmth in a heartbeat. Even though he forbade the use of the built-in electric heater, he was still such a loving boyfriend. Even though he never let you leave the house or communicate with your family, he was the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
The jiggling of keys and rustle from the doorknob signified his arrival. All you could do was sit there waiting for him to approach. “Baby I’m home.” Mista, your loving boyfriend had called from the doorway. The thumping of footsteps grew closer to you and before you knew it, warm built arms had wrapped around you. “Aw babe, I’m sure you missed me huh? You're freezing! Here let me warm you up.” He whispered closely in your ear, his warm breath sending shivers down your cold spine. Mista pulled you close into his chest, his steady breathing calming you down and letting your body let out a sigh of relief. His warmth began to seep into your frigid form leading you into leaning more into his relaxing touch.
Mista let out a low chuckle which vibrated throughout his body and broke the longing silence. “Look at our little Christmas tree. It’s shining bright and beautiful just like our relationship. Whaddya say about that sweetheart?” Mista spoke, pointing his slightly tanned finger at the decorated tree. You smiled in response, leaning your head to nuzzle it between the nook of his neck. Mista let out a satisfied hum at your loving gesture and rested his hands at your waist. “We’re gonna have a very Merry little Christmas aren’t we?” Mista hummed, giving your waist a little squeeze before lowering his hand below the waistband of your pants. “You know, with how cute you are there’s gonna be something even more merry than the holiday itself…”
“So what about it, let’s take this to the bedroom yeah?”
So it’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted any progress. Comic for Merfolk Mating Rituals is still in production, just have nothing pretty to show right now. Instead look at this! Prompt on discord for the week was “decades”.... Gather round children and I shall tell of a time when Boy Bands were music royalty... the year was 2000...
testing out yet another style- this one is a submission to be a part of a JJBA zine. I’m thinking I should do a poll for who to draw next- when I hit 50 followers I’ll make it happen (current count 24)
another anatomy study- this time Mista at the beach. I’m gonna do a second version with no brim. more practice painting hair
practiced painting hair from reference- what is Mista hiding under that hat??!! and I just realized I CURSED THIS BY MAKING 4 OPTIONS!!
♰*༄ . mista. art cred, me!
I’m so happy with this <3
Passione unsolved: where they go place to place only so that Giorno can bully Diavolo's soul
the sex pistols when you're dating guido mista hcs
mista is literally my <3 and i have SM headcanons involving the pistols in your relationship so enjoy! CW: my language. and that’s it. LOADS OF FLUFFY
gn! reader <3
dating mista comes with taking care of the 7 pistols that are BASICALLY your children
omg you and mista asking them who’s each of their favorite
the others may find them annoying sometimes but you just love them. they’re a part of mista, so you GOTTA LOVE THEM TOO <3
“y/nnnnn i’m hungryyyy”
“mista is cutting salami be patient guys”
THEY NEED EQUAL TREATMENT
meaning: you can’t headpat, cuddle, kiss, hug, praise, etc. one of them without the others asking for said action also
you still favor number 5 tho he’s such a sweetheart
always scolding number 3 to be nice to number 5 pls he can’t get a break 💀
he’d only listen to you bc he loves you
pls if mista is gonna compliment you they’re all complimenting you
“damn babe you look hot today”
“y/n! you’re hair is so nice”
“is that a new perfume/cologne??”
and so on and so on
making them food sometimes and telling them to share
I SAW THIS HC IN ANOTHER POST I FORGOT WHERE BUT IT SAID NUMBER 5 WOULD SHARE HIS SALAMI WITH YOU AND I 100% AGREE.
if you and mista are cuddling/napping together the pistols will also be on both you and mista’s shoulders, heads, faces, etc.
OH MY GOD THEY’D KISS/WIPE YOUR TEARS AWAY IF YOU’RE CRYING AWWW
SO protective over you. you’re their royalty/king/queen and mista’s s/o so they need to make sure you’re treated right.
even if mista doesn’t tell them to do anything, if anyone even looks at you weird they’re going feral 💀 until you tell them to chill out and come back
after missions, they’ll indirectly ask for your praise.
“did you see us back there y/n?!?!”
“we did great didn’t we?!”
“yes. i saw you guys. you guys were amazing like always i’m so proud of you.”
KISSES KISSES KISSES literally throughout the entire day just randomly
AND KISS ATTACKS FROM ALL OF THEM THAT MAKE YOU GIGGLE
MISTA IS SO HAPPY HIS STAND LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HIS STAND IT MAKES HIS HEART MELT
mans does get jealous sometimes if you’re paying attention to the pistols more then him tho AHAHHA
i saw another hc where it said they’d slap your ass randomly💀 and they’re so mischievous it probably would happen
then mista comes in for A BIG SLAP LIKE DAMN
they help mista when he wants to get a gift for you or surprise you.
they’re just your little body guards and they adore you sm pls treat them right <3
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dating mista guido headcanons
more mista content bc i love him sm.
gn! reader
CW: language! sorry i literally curse sm 💀💀
YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DOESN’T PUT HIS HAND IN YOUR BACK JEAN POCKET SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GUYS ARE WALKING.
he also grabs your ass when he does it sometimes. he cannot resist the temptation pls.
literally made this hc list for that single one that has been in my head all week.
before dating, he’d be super smooth with you, but when it came to actually confessing and asking you out, he’d be a stuttering mess.
he is a PDA loving boy. i feel like he won’t really full on kiss you in front of the gang but he’ll give cheek/forehead kisses around them.
no shame in hugging you randomly or holding your hand tho. he has sm pride for you he’s showing that off.
HE LOVES TO HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AND REST HIS CHIN ON YOUR SHOULDER
you have to teach/help him to take care of himself.
he never really noticed he was stinky until trish pointed it out, and after that instance, he puts more effort and asks for your help when it comes to that.
he LOVESSSS when you play with his hair. and you do too.
pls those brown curly locks are irresistible you just gotta play with em.
he legit gets so relaxed and they’re so soft when he starts caring for his hair it’s so fun.
he likes laying between your thighs too. like non sexually. he’s super comfortable and on off days he’ll find himself in between your thighs LMAO.
the sex pistols are literally your children.
you guys feed them, give them attention, scold them if they’re bullying number five another pistol, and so on.
but those are its own list. WHICH you can find here!
he steals food off your plate LMAOOO he likes to feed you his food if you ask to have some tho.
sharing his theories 24/7.
“okay, tesoro, that may be true BUT ☝🏼what if…”
you actually listen to him and have full blown conversations about them which he loves and appreciates a lot.
his pet names include: caro/cara, tesoro, babe, gorgeous/handsome, princess/prince/royalty.
my boy is a simple guy. i think some dates include having an at home candlelit dinner you two made. idk it gives me mista vibes.
SLEEP>>> if mista can sleep in, he’s sleeping the hell in. and cuddling you until he has to get up. you’re stuck with him.
i can see him putting his hand under your shirt while cuddling sometimes in a non sexual manner.
has hella pickup lines/flirty puns for you. some are actually pretty smooth, but a lot of them are corny as fuck too 💀 but they’re always ones you’ve never heard before.
every time abbachio overhears one he wants to drown himself in wine.
“babe, if you were chicken, you’d be impeccable”
*snorts* “mista what the hell was that *laugh*”
abba: *silently gags*
if there’s four slices of cake left you’ll grab it to calm his peace of mind <3 despite him saying it’ll bring you bad luck
he is SUCH a cuddle bug it’s so cute. he likes burrowing his face in your neck, inhaling your scent while you’re in his arms. super clingy in a good way.
he’s always next to you during missions to make sure you’re safe.
TICKLE WARS PLS. he’d initiate them most of the time but at times when you initiate them, and you run away, you end up losing bc he always catches you.
knows literally anything about films and movies. like he’ll know anything about the movies you two watch together.
mans is good at advice. like he may be very laid back and carefree, but he’s really serious in certain situations like battles or things that are bothering you. he’s good at comfort and is SUPER SUPPORTIVE.
all in all, mista is such a flirty, sweet boy and is absolutely whipped for you. (simp /j)
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🔫❤💛💖~Mista and Sex Pistols~💖💛❤🔫
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST STINKY BOY♡☆♡☆
Finally back with best trio (click for better quality)
