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Jack and Crutchie Trying to Sell Newspapers

Jack, annoyed: why won't they come talk to us?

Crutchie: maybe they're homophobic

Jack, looking quizzically at their conjoined hands then at the customers, clueless: but we're not gay though?

Crutchie: it's a good thing you're so cute

Crutchie: what's the difference between me and a trolley

Crutchie: the trolley's useful, ha ha :) :))

Jack:

Jack: *tackles him in an aggressive hug*

Race, chewing popcorn, watching: a trolley can move

Crutchie: Jackie you're losin' a lot of blood, what's your blood type?

Jack, weakly: B-positive

Crutchie:

Crutchie: Jack I would be but you're losin' a lot of blood so

Jack, lovingly looking at Crutchie:

Race:

Race: Jack and Crutchie, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I--

Jack and Crutchie, holding hands: 😊💕❤🥺🥰💕😘❤

Davey, forcing them apart: tHAt'S Not SoCIaL DIStanCinG

Jack: I say we normalize guys showing affection, like this

Jack: *hugs Race and Albert*

Jack: *squeezes Davey's hand*

Jack: *lifts Les into his arms*

Crutchie, excited: *kisses his cheek*

Jack:

Crutchie: like that? 😊🥰💕

Jack:

Jack: yes exactly

Crutchie singing The Refuge: How are you

I am gay

Jack no really I'm so frickin gay

Snyder soaked me real good with my crutch

Oh yeah, it's the gay one, by the way

Jack, reading the letter brought from Specs, teary-eyed: Superb you beautiful bastard, you