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Josep: I love you.

Adler: I love me, too.

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Adler: JOSEP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Josep, standing on top of three boxes balanced on a chair, dusting the ceiling fan: Cleaning.

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Adler: Are you comfortable?

Josep, sitting on Adler’s lap, cocooned in a blanket: Yes.

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Josep, sipping tea and watching Adler get tied up in Christmas lights and then proceed to start cussing at them: Gods I love him.

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Adler: What a jerk! I asked them if they want some lunch, no answer. I ask if they’d like something to drink, nothing! Then they just start bawling out of nowhere and getting all upset, as if they hadn’t been giving me the cold shoulder all day! How was I supposed to know they were tired? You’d think they’d just say something.

Josep: Adler, she’s a baby.

Adler: Yeah, well she should stop acting like one.

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