Ides Of March - Tumblr Posts
So excited for my meeting with the senate tomorrow hope it goes well :)))
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If your best friends invite you to a party today, don't go.
Julius Caesar's last words (100% real, don't fact-check): Is that a knife in your toga or are you happy to see me??
ides of march dash simulator 🔪🍴🍽️
🔪et-tu-brute🌕🎤 FOLLOW
the plan for today!! dni julius ceasar
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#Unfortunately the guy with the smokemachine cancelled last minute :( #There'll still be snacks though! Porcia got us the BEST grapes in the area #EOTRR DNI
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#make sure to let brutus know you're there by signing in at the front slab!!
💭desi-besi🎤 FOLLOW
yooo dudes which knife should i bring??
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#i think i should take the first one but the second is calling my name...
🏺jerry-bakes-pots FOLLOW
Idk maybe it's just me but I don't think it's right to kill someone because you don't agree with their politics. I think you guys are taking this too far, J is still a human being, he has feelings. Maybe you guys should, idk, try talking first?
🔪et-tu-brute 🌕🎤 FOLLOW
woooow that is a lot of nerve coming from you! last week you were telling me that this was a great idea, and now? you're backstabbing me? fuck you. BLOCKED
🏺jerry-bakes-pots FOLLOW
Nice victim-play there Brute! I knew I should've listened to my wife instead of hanging around with you lot! You can kiss my asinus!
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#Don't come crawling back to me when this blows up in your fucking face
🎟️trebondeeznuts 🎤 FOLLOW
coordinates for tonight's 'party': 41°53'43"N , 12°28'37"E
don't be late! you wouldn't want to miss it
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#EOTRR DNI
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I am SO ready for tonight!!!!!!!!!!
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#been practicing my aim all week!!
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Can't wait for my suprise party tonight! Don't tell Brutus I said anything, but I heard through the grapevine that they're throwing me a lovely get-together tonight! 🥰 feeling #blessed
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#I'm so grateful for my friends #I wouldn't be here without them
👹marcimoo FOLLOW
why the fuck wasn't i invited?????
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#y'all should've killed mark anthony instead
in celebration of the ides, I’ve decided to share the one time I photoshopped a goat stabbing julius ceasar for a project in Latin
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In the shadows of history's stage, we emerge not as mere actors, but as agents of a retribution long overdue. Unlike the group that wielded the dagger against Caesar, we do not cloak our intentions in the deceitful guise of false loyalty. No, we stand as avengers, resolved to pierce the veil of tyranny and injustice with the righteous blade of our collective will.
With steely determination coursing through our veins, we advance, a legion united by a singular purpose. We shall not waver in our resolve, nor shall we falter in the face of adversity. For as the sun sets on the empire of oppression, we shall rise, our hands clasped around the hilt of destiny, ready to strike a blow that will echo through the corridors of time.
The die is cast, and with every step forward, we inch closer to the inevitable moment when justice shall be served, and in the eternal tapestry of his anguish, Caesar shall forever relive the solitary moment when the blade of betrayal pierced his heart, a torment that shall haunt him for all eternity.
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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
tomorrow is the ides of march! don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for brutus tonight!
