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I will never stop talking about this video.

its thorbruce week (on twitter at least??) so day one

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“Yknow if you want to know ppls opinions on ur exfor fanfic and put it out there, you’re gonna have to finish it”

Me:

Sunlemon Fluffies - Birds

I binged watched the complete playlists on Dimension 20 and I'm fucking obsessed. I love just how fun and chaotic yet heart-wrenching and emotional it all is. Brennan is such a fun DM and I love how rewards the players even if their ideas are insane but that's what makes it so special. The moment that I can, I am getting that subscription to Dropout and watching everything else that I'm missing. I also can't wait to see some of the campaigns that Brennan hasn't/isn't DMing.

Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

My lesbian friends are so near and dear to me 💗💗

i LOVE having lesbian friends!!!! finding that sense of community whenever i’m with them is a whole other type of joy!!!!

it makes the chronically single lesbian experience a lot less lonely and it really feels like our souls are in tune when debriefing and such.. 🧡🤍🩷

LOVED so much of this

fight club

❝ i don’t care if she has a pretty face; if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.❞

PAIRING ▸ lee jeno x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, fight club au, rich kid au, college au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, violent themes (fighting), mentions of blood, 7dream are all part of the fight club, ft. best friends karina and sungchan, sneaking around, fingering, strength/size kink, oral (fem. receiving), choking, sex ofc, lowkey corruption kink, also i swear jeno is soft

SUMMARY ▸ after park jisung introduces you to his shady after-school activity, you realize it’s far too dangerous to be involved with the underground fight club in any way. their members are rough around the edges—except for lee jeno, who keeps you coming back for more.

PLAYLIST ▸ atm by j. cole • baby don’t stop by nct u • new axis by nct u • nate growing up by labyrinth

WORD COUNT ▸ 11,914 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ WOOO ITS FINALLY OUT i hope you guys like it and lmk what u think !! ♡ remember when this was supposed to be 5k words LOL + another note and the tag list is at the bottom (sorry i forgot to respond to yall in the comments but i think i got everyone!) and thank you again for all the love :’)

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

In fact, this was a terrible idea.

Jisung didn’t seem to think too much of it, but you felt completely out-of-place among the crowd of sweaty males. It wasn’t like you were left in the dark about your best friend’s hobbies, but you didn’t expect to see him beating up a bulkier man in a dingy, low-light warehouse.

It was hard to wrap your head around the shocking realization that Park Jisung was a good fighter. He was soft-spoken and gentle most of the time, so seeing your best friend punching another man with all his might was throwing you off. Jisung didn’t look like much compared to the other man, but he was swift enough to pin the man down and twist his arm at a dangerous angle behind his back.

“Alright, ‘Sung,” someone called when it was clear Jisung’s opponent wasn’t getting up. “I think it’s safe to say he tapped out.”

Another scoffed in response. “Did he say that, Jaemin?”

“He’s practically gone limp, Chenle. Just call it already,” Jaemin responded flatly.

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Kskvfcrdvtngf I'm dire in need of resuscitation *swoons*

Julian x MC Birthday Fun~

Characters: Julian Devorak, MC (with they/them pronouns) Fandom: The Arcana (after Julian’s upright ending) Word count: 1,827 Maturity level: PG-13 (suggestive content, swearing) Background: Julian took a job as the Palace’s physician in Vesuvia after a few months of adventuring with MC.

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Redwallers would love Christmas. All the good food and community they already have, but accented with twinkling lights and gift giving.

And because it's Redwall, I imagine all the gifts would be handmade. Some creatures have natural creative skills, others don't, but that doesn't matter--because everything made would be done with love and intention for the recipient.

Imagine, if you will--

Little Matti makes a replica of Martin's sword with little sticks. No one can tell what it is, but when Matthias opens it he tears up.

And little Matti is concerned over making his father's eyes water, so he climbs into his lap and tries to comfort him. Matthias just wraps his arms around his son, his big warm habit sleeves all but hiding little Matti from sight. The fireplace is warm and crackling, the candles are in the windows, frost melting around the light of the flame while snow falls outside. The room is filled with the scent of evergreen trees. Cornflower watches her husband and son embrace and has never felt such happiness. In her hands are some dried cornflowers Matti found earlier that year with Constance, which Mr. Churchmouse helped him press in an old volume from his library.

All the warlords who tried to take the Abbey in its history and who will try in the future will not find the hoards of treasure they desire, but every single creature in the Abbey knows they live with more riches than money could ever buy, and they feel it with extra poignancy in that moment.

What with the Gravity Falls (especially BillFord) and EPIC crossover lately?

It's not that I hate it, I consume each and every single one of them even. I just want to know

the last paragraph can marry me <33

prompt #9

note: because i noticed you can see the pulse in the neck.

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The protagonist shouted in pain, throwing a rock from there and sand near that at the half-vampire. The rock hit them square in the chest but the antagonist kept stalking, sharp eyes catching the way the hero's eyes glinted in the moonlight.

"You're a bitch," the protagonist wheezed, stepping back, clutching their side, "and unrealistically made, too." They took in a deep breath, and released it with their next words, "that should've done something to your sternum."

The antagonist sneered, a few veins almost popping for a moment. Made. Made, like they were artificial intelligence and not just two halves of two slightly different people of the same species. Like they weren't half-human, or that their other half used to be a human once.

They lunged, and their opponent dodged, and one turn and a few long steps and they had a seething hero pinned to the wall.

The protagonist let out half a yell before the impatient antagonist drew close, clamping a gloved hand on their mouth. They shushed them harshly, and briefly found it too exhausting to lift their head up from where it was drooped down near the protagonist's neck.

Lord, this shouldn't be so hard.

The protagonist said—or shouted—something, muffled by the antagonist's hand. The antagonist straightened into the best posture they could make work while an angry protagonist was struggling against them, and then their eyes caught a glimpse of something thrumming against the protagonist's skin. Fast-paced, steady, its movement more discernible from their rush of adrenaline.

The antagonist almost zoned out at the sight of a pulse.

WITCHER ELVES + DRAGON AGE ELVES

This comic was so fucking cute .It had happy ending but it made me cry in the end too. Imma call it ' to death do us apart '

CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HRESH’VATHAM

I find my myself thinking of them more than the actual storyline

CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HRESH’VATHAM

I find my myself thinking of them more than the actual storyline

Peter: yeah, like when my guinea pig ran away. My mom told me he might come back.

Everyone: aww🥹

Peter: but he didn’t

Everyone: ohh🥺🥺

Harley: probably snake at-

Tony *covering Harley’s mouth* snake at-ehh-admired your guinea pig and they became friends

more please..

Insomnia

Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader

Word count: 15.2k

Summery: From the first moment she met you, Wanda knew she had to make you hers. Four sleepless nights, she couldn’t get you out of her head. Wanting to know you, to feel you, to hear your voice and your laughter. The fifth, she took her chance. 

Warning: NSFW, but it has so much fluff and cuteness and mutual pining, with pretty dates! Smut in the end, but some fantasies throughout the whole thing and some heated scenes. 18+, lesbian relationship, oral, fingering, mentions of Mommy!Kink, some stalkery behaviour, but nothing hardcore, top!Wanda, Bottom!Reader… I think that’s it?

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how do I stop this inevitable boredom and want for more