I Swear Ill Totally Slay A Beast In Your Honour (the Slaying The Beast In Question: Shooing A Fly Out The Tavern Window) - Tumblr Posts
4 months ago
I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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okay but in my defence m’lady armour is HEAVY
I swear I’ll totally slay a beast in your honour (the slaying the beast in question: shooing a fly out the tavern window)
sidenote how have I not reblogged this post before it’s literally me
i'm shocked
and now I want a suit of armour 😩
♡ reblog ♡
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